Thread: Battle of the Champions

A battle between the regions' most toughest trainers!


Blue/Gary (Kanto)

Lance (Johto)

Steven (Hoenn)

Wallace (Hoenn)

Cynthia (Sinnoh)

Alder (Unova)

Who do you think will win?
Who do you like better?
Who has the best pokemon?
Decide below!

Cynthia. Case closed. First Female Champion FTW!

Cynthia. Mainly because I'm afraid she'd rape me if I said Gary Oak, since we all know she's a pedophile (ie; she stalks you through the whole fucking game. Something's up here). Gary Oak, of course, is slightly (by only 1/100000 of epicness) subpar to Cynthia because he loses his luster after being defeated, and becomes a nicer kid (he's more cool when he's a despisable motherfucker), which makes him lame. Vice versa, Cynthia (the slightly more awesome Champion) keeps the subtle antagonistic twinge of being a closet pedo by following you to your secluded vacation house. Gary turns into an uncharacteristically developed person, when he'd be cooler as the mofo we all know him as.

Of course, the loser of this match is Adeku. All he is is Lance put in a blender with Bruno. His sole purpose is to replace N and Geechisu, and avoid having you fight your rivals as Champions, seeing how it was already taken by GARY MOTHAFUCKA OAK!

And that ends my seminar today on Champions.

Who do you think will win?
Wallace. He will just charm anyone in his way and win.
More seriously, Cynthia.
Who do you like better?
Adeku. You just gotta like a Champion when half of his team is Bug-type and the other half is made of camp. Also his encounter music and stuff with Cheren.
Who has the best pokemon?
Cynthia>Blue>Steven=Wallace>Lance>Adeku. Adeku's team is more fun though.

Cynthia is very strong, and appears in multiple games.

I choose Shirona/Cynthia. She's very strong, has a varied team, helps you many times in whatever game she appears (and they are a lot ufufu), and the first female Champion. She couldn't be more awesome.

Though Adeku and Daigo/Steven tie for second place. I like them too.

Cynthia's Garchomp alone would sweep most of everyone else's teams (except Steven). She's the strongest.
Personally, I like Steven slightly more than Cynthia. However, she dominates for everything.
How I rank them:
Steven=Cynthia>Blue>Lance>Wallace>Adeku

Wallace.

I'm probably going to be the only one who voted for him. :\

But Lance has the best Theme out of them all.

As for who's win in a battle, its hard to decide.

Wallace pumps out alot of variety for a monotype team due there being a lot dual typed waters out there.

Steven uses Steel, Rock and Ground so he can't beat Wallace but he can easily beat Lance as can Wallace.

Cynthia can't beat Steven but can beat Blue and sometimes Wallace.

Lance could beat Cynthia though he'll have a huge problem with Milotic.

Blue can easily defeat Lance and Steven.

Who do you think will win?
Cynthia.
Who do you like better?
Gary/Blue/Green/Douche Mofo Oak.
Who has the best pokemon?
Tie between Cynthia and Mofo.

I'm going with Mofo, because his GIRTH can't be ignored. I like Lance and Cynthia too though. The only reason Wallace became a Champion was that he got a cape. Steven couldn't compete with that, so he got kicked out. Can't say anything about Adeku because I haven't played/looked at plot spoilers for B&W yet. He reminds me of Dakim from Colosseum though.

Originally Posted by The_Noob

Cynthia. Mainly because I'm afraid she'd rape me if I said Gary Oak, since we all know she's a pedophile (ie; she stalks you through the whole fucking game. Something's up here). Gary Oak, of course, is slightly (by only 1/100000 of epicness) subpar to Cynthia because he loses his luster after being defeated, and becomes a nicer kid (he's more cool when he's a despisable motherfucker), which makes him lame. Vice versa, Cynthia (the slightly more awesome Champion) keeps the subtle antagonistic twinge of being a closet pedo by following you to your secluded vacation house. Gary turns into an uncharacteristically developed person, when he'd be cooler as the mofo we all know him as.

Of course, the loser of this match is Adeku. All he is is Lance put in a blender with Bruno. His sole purpose is to replace N and Geechisu, and avoid having you fight your rivals as Champions, seeing how it was already taken by GARY MOTHAFUCKA OAK!

And that ends my seminar today on Champions.

I love your reasoning XD

It took me 5 seconds to decide who would win. CYNTHIA FTW!!!

Cynthia because she's tough as nails...until Arceus uses Judgement and it's all over.

But Adeku just looks like the epitome of sheer power. Not looking forward to fighting him.

Also my brain refuses to accept Wallace as a Champion and Juan as a Gym Leader...

Cynthia. She was the biggest challenge in DPt, and she is EVIL in BW. Adeku is only evil if his Urgamoth can get a Butterfly Dance in.

Who do you think will win? Cynthia
Who do you like better? Blue
Who has the best pokemon? Cynthia

Cynthia... hmm, this is kinda hard.

imo: cynthia > blue > adeku > lance > steven = wallace

Who do you think will win? Cynthia
Who do you like better? Cynthia
Who has the best pokemon? Blue

meh

Originally Posted by The_Noob

Cynthia. Mainly because I'm afraid she'd rape me if I said Gary Oak, since we all know she's a pedophile (ie; she stalks you through the whole fucking game. Something's up here). Gary Oak, of course, is slightly (by only 1/100000 of epicness) subpar to Cynthia because he loses his luster after being defeated, and becomes a nicer kid (he's more cool when he's a despisable motherfucker), which makes him lame. Vice versa, Cynthia (the slightly more awesome Champion) keeps the subtle antagonistic twinge of being a closet pedo by following you to your secluded vacation house. Gary turns into an uncharacteristically developed person, when he'd be cooler as the mofo we all know him as.

Of course, the loser of this match is Adeku. All he is is Lance put in a blender with Bruno. His sole purpose is to replace N and Geechisu, and avoid having you fight your rivals as Champions, seeing how it was already taken by GARY MOTHAFUCKA OAK!

And that ends my seminar today on Champions.

Please tell me you don't kiss your mother with that mouth.

Trying to decide b/w Lance and Cynthia.

...I'll go with Lance.