I actually wrote a drabble called "A Girl's Guide to Football" in which Misty (the narrator) would make up humorous definitions to football terminology when Ash and Brock hijack the TV to watch football.
Some of them included:
Pre-game show--whatever it was you were watching before the TV was hijacked for football
Expert opinion--the inevitable argument over whose team is better
First down--the first person to fall asleep during a football game
Pass interference--obscuring the game while you get up to get food or something to do