Exactly what's the right way to write a lemon?

Exactly what's the right way to write a lemon?
idiosyncratic means peculiar or unusual; at least i think so xD.
Stellar Haze: There is no right way. There are all sorts of differing opinions expressed in tutorials all over the internet, many of which are entertaining to read.
Kello: idiosyncratic means a characteristic is particular to an individual.
I WAS CLOSE TO THAT DEFINITION HNNNN. big words are not my forte, but generally i get the gist of what they mean xD.
I have a fetish for sesquipedalian loquaciousnessI am a veritable wordsmith.

Honestly I really need to expand to hard words xD I don't know many of them, or any for that matter.
there are guides to writing them?
There are guides to everything. Sadly, guides are as subjective as anything else. Ten people do the same thing in twenty different ways.
@unrepentantAuthor; idiosyncratic often refers to something not only particular to a certain individual, but also peculiar and uncommon.
"People like you and me overcame the Neanderthals. People like you and me overcame the Ice Age"
"You can hold [the brain] in the palm of your hands - and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space"
"Along some paths of cosmic discovery there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves"
The Symphony of Science; a tribute to the marvels of science and nature.

why sadly? xD

I know that feeling xD I wouldn't want anyone to read either.
Guides for everything huh....that's a funny thought xD
Embarrassment, pff. I threw such emotion away years ago. Which helped when I wrote a friend of mine a grape fic for her birthday last year :")
"People like you and me overcame the Neanderthals. People like you and me overcame the Ice Age"
"You can hold [the brain] in the palm of your hands - and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space"
"Along some paths of cosmic discovery there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves"
The Symphony of Science; a tribute to the marvels of science and nature.

What's a grape fic?
It's more explicit and hardcore than lemon.
"People like you and me overcame the Neanderthals. People like you and me overcame the Ice Age"
"You can hold [the brain] in the palm of your hands - and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space"
"Along some paths of cosmic discovery there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves"
The Symphony of Science; a tribute to the marvels of science and nature.
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