Writer's Workshop General Chat Thread

[unrepentantAuthor]

Nothing less than grapefruit. It shall be an epic tale, spanning thirteen volumes. It shall be studied as high literature for millennia.

Damn, now I need to go back and look at the sliding scale of citrus screwing. It's been a while since I've had to use it *shakes my cane* but don't get too cocky, whippersnapper!

It means the threesome you desire is tame. ;D

[R0-S3]

...ooh, page 109! 8D

109 is my favourite number ever.

[unrepentantAuthor]

...ooh, page 109! 8D

109 is my favourite number ever.

There shall be 109 members of my harem.

[Feliciano]

Nothing less than grapefruit. It shall be an epic tale, spanning thirteen volumes. It shall be studied as high literature for millennia.

Damn, now I need to go back and look at the sliding scale of citrus screwing. It's been a while since I've had to use it *shakes my cane* but don't get too cocky, whippersnapper!

It means the threesome you desire is tame. ;D

Grrr...I'm off to TVTropes, then, to try and find said list.

...ooh, page 109! 8D

109 is my favourite number ever.

109? How many posts per page do you have showing? I'm only on page 41.

...ooh, page 109! 8D

109 is my favourite number ever.

There shall be 109 members of my harem.

And at some point you will have sex with all of them. At once. No, I don't know how it'll work yet.

[Selemena]

There shall be 109 members of my harem.

And at some point you will have sex with all of them. At once. No, I don't know how it'll work yet.

So about that genetic replication/manipulation project you guys mentioned . . . *cackles evilly, stroking fluffy white cat*

[Feliciano]

There shall be 109 members of my harem.

And at some point you will have sex with all of them. At once. No, I don't know how it'll work yet.

So about that genetic replication/manipulation project you guys mentioned . . . *cackles evilly, stroking fluffy white cat*

I meant the sex, not the replicants in his harem There are only so many holes to go around, y'know.

[Red]

LOL SO MANY HOLES TO GO AROUND!! Ahahaaha anybody else get it?

[unrepentantAuthor]

(Red, you're awful. ;P)

Feli, the solution is clearly psychic powers, which I possess an abundance of. I shall induce climax in the entire harem simultaneously with a thought. How did you not see this coming?

[Feliciano]

(Red, you're awful. ;P)

Feli, the solution is clearly psychic powers, which I possess an abundance of. I shall induce climax in the entire harem simultaneously with a thought. How did you not see this coming?

But that's boring It's no fun if it's too easy!

[Selemena]

I meant we clone uA and psychically link every single copy, thereby solving the problem.

[Feliciano]

So his harem is made up of 109 copies of himself? But I thought they were all Aryan-style blonde-haired blue-eyed Norwegians?

[unrepentantAuthor]

Very well, psychic doppelgangers of myself, a la double team. Hot.

The harem is not entirely made up of Norwegians, but there are more of them than other nationalities because Norway is love. Scandinavia in general is love, really.

[Feliciano]

Wait does that mean you're Norwegian now if your harem is all doppelgangers of yourself?

[unrepentantAuthor]

No, the harem is paired up with 109 psychic manifestations. Failure of communication on a key issue, there.

(I'm English/Scottish.)

[Feliciano]

So...you have 109 Norwegian/Scandinavian/Viking harem...boys? Girls? Mix? And then 108 psychic representations of yourself?

...Still way too easy

Gah, why do all the good conversations have to happen at 3:30 in the morning? I feel like I'm tripping out from lack of sleep Maybe that's why the conversations are so good? Either way, I think I have to officially call it bedtime for me. G'night everyone.