Thread: World Domination! (Start-Uptastic)

Anko rummaged in her pockets.
"Um..."
She found a hairspray can, and a lighter.
"Yes."
She said, taping them together

Dawn put her forehead in her hand. "I swear, she hits a Plantling, she gets served." she muttered.

"Just keep your Pikmin out of my killzone and it's fine."
Anko waved her hand lazily, weapon still in-hand.
She tugged her fireman's gas mask over her face.
She'd personalised it with indian war paint.

"THEY'RE NOT PIKMIN!!!!" Dawn nagged Anko.

"Eh" said Fallon

"They look like pikmin to me." Enzo said, as he took his suitcase and water bottle and entered the facility, heading for the auditorium, only to be stopped by a security guard.
"Hold it, kid. Only responsible, mature, smart, and sexy adults are allowed in here." The guard said.

Anko entered the room.
She casually tore the front of her shirt down the middle, then glared at the guard.
"You wanna question me?"
She asked sarcastically.

Fallon just stepped next to Anko, "Those are some weird standards, but it's alright I don't have to do anything, I'm already sexy." Jeremy turned to Anko and pulled down his sun glasses, then he smiled and checked her out for a bit. He then looked back at the guard, "Dude, that's statutory."

The guard nodded at Fallon.
"Good sir, you are dead sexy, go right ahead." He said. He then turned to Anko.
"Your clothes are torn. 0/10. Would not fuck." He then looked at Enzo.
"You look like some sort of drug addict. 0/10."

"Excuse me." Ame says as she just walks on bye.

"Pardon me, you sexy lady." The guard said, getting out of the way of Ame.
"Shoo." He said to Enzo and Anko.

Anko reddened.
"Well, this was a ruined shirt."
She tugged the remnants of her shoulders.
"Excuse me."
She set the guard on fire, then walked in.

"Whatever. I'm still hawt." The guard said, heading to the restroom to put himself out as Enzo took off his shirt and threw it to Anko, then entered the room. A man in a labcoat was entering numbers into a very large computer terminal. It had a two sets of metallic, dome-shaped headgear attached to it by wires.
"Are you the ones giving the demonstration?" The man asked, looking up.

Anko took the shirt.
"Thanks."
She tied it around her waist, and kept walking.
She looked up at the receptionist.
"Yeah, it'll probably be some kind of demonstration."

"Alright...You." The woman said, pointing to Enzo and Ame. "Put the headsets on." He then turned to Fallon.
"When I give the signal, flip this switch." Finally, the man turned to Ame.
"If you smell burning meat, tell me. Ah, they presentation should begin soon." Various academics were filing into the room.