Thread: GOTHAM

"Bitches be tryna' fade me! Tony Yayo, DJ Wu Kid, what's a true gangsta gonna do?" The Joker asked, turning to the two young women in the back seat. They simply screamed.
"Genius! AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" Joker screamed, as he sped off, zig-zagging between cars. He saw a small child with an ice cream cone and stuck his hand out the window, taking it.

Batman strode over to where the car had been, bullets flecking against his kevlar suit.
He shielded the man until the gunfire had stopped, then allowed him to run.
The Bat glared at Jason, then pushed a button on his wrist.
A loud engine roar echoed down the street in the distance.

"Huntress, is that you?" The Joker asked, peeking out the window, making the car swerve.
"Would you like some ice cream?"

Jason heard the batmobile's engine and turned to look where it came from. Jason stood steadfast, "You won't kill me, you've 'morals,'" Jason said, adding air quotes around 'morals.' "Plus, I'm just helping you clean the mean streets, albeit for my own reasons, but help is help."

Huntress was trying to keep her balance "If only I was an acrobat" she could also hear the Joker talking well being crazy as usual swerving the car around. "I like Ice Cream but I like surviving and get you behind bars...in Arkham" she was still trying to hold her balance on top of the car that the Joker was driving after stealing it.

She didn't want to injure those women in the car, so the best option was to get them out of the car and then focus on trying to use force on the Joker.

The Batman leapt into his Rumbler.
He pushed a few buttons, and the wheels screeched into life, chasing the car and catching up with relative ease.
He grimaced, flicking a second switch.
All the lights for three blocks around went out.

"Oooh! Car chase! How fun!" The Joker laughed. He threw the ice cream at the batmobile's windshield, missing a semi by inches as he steered using one foot.

"No...not fun" Huntress smashed the windscreen and jumped into the car/van.

"Alright Joker....Ice Cream" she smiled as she picked up some Ice Cream and smashed in against his face.

"Alright then," muttered Jason, before walking down the street, scott-free despite attempted murder.

OOC: Naw, he wasn't, like, holding a tub of it. He just had the one cone.

"You know, I wonder what would happen to the lovely ladies in back if this car crashed?" Joker said, putting on some classical music as they drove towards the warehouse district.

"Wait how did I get out of here" Huntress thought as she looked around. "Alright I got this..." she cracked open the door and started to unhook one of the ladies seatbelt however it was going to be very tough getting it right because anything could happen with the Joker.

Huntress gestured for the lady to be quiet and she started to slowly get her out.

"I wouldn't reccommend that. It's not exactly safe getting out of a moving car, is it?" Joker asked, turning away from the windshield.
"Here, I don't want to drive anymore...I think I'll just take a nap." Joker said. He took his hands off the steering wheel and laid back, the car zooming towards a warehouse's door.

Suddenly Jason slammed a stolen car into the front and driver's sider of the car causing it to swerve away. "I may not be a good guy, but I'm not quite the guy who lets the Joker get what he wants," said Jason to anyone willing to listen before he tossed the keys over his shoulder and walked away whistling.