Thread: GOTHAM

ooc: we are in the Batman Begins era, Jason was never robin in this version

OOC: That is correct. Just breeze past the Robin references for now.

The Joker, still in drag, jumped out of an alley near Two-Face.
"ONRY FIFTEEN DORRAH! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!" He yelled. "How's it going, Facey?"

"Uh."

He was very mildly disconcerted. Well, okay, he was more than a little bit disconcerted. I mean, he'd seen his share of weird stuff, but, really?

"Um."

The muscles on his left side twitched as his mouth opened and closed. Finally, he got his wits back, barely resisting the desire to slap himself back.

"You're one sick bastard, aren'tcha?"

"What kind of vigilante waits by as two mass murderers wage war on the bats below us, and two your comment on 'killing you for no reason' that's hardly true now isn't it. You're a mafia girl out for blood, you've killed your fair share of people, and as I always say, let the punishment fit the crime." Jason circled around Helena, flipping his kris in the air and catching it, "So what's your choice, Batman won't even have to know, you'd just pass information quietly, you wouldn't have to hurt him."

"Aw, you're too sweet. What say you and me team up and take out Batsy?" Joker asked.

Jason found a small, round piece of concrete and, with MLB pitcher speed and accuracy, threw it down at the street and towards the Joker's head.

"Hm. Well. Let me tell you something first. Do you believe in fate? Well, I do. I believe that fate dictates our world. And so, I have become a willing servant of fate."

He pulled out his trusty coin, the clean/scarred one.

"If it comes out scarred, I will help you."

He flipped.

It came out clean. Sorry.

"Ah well. Fate has prevented me from helping you, it seems. Now, taste fist, punk."

He punched.

"Maybe but I have no reasons to kill them" Huntress stared at Red Hood "I abide by my own sense in justice and law and I am not going to say the punishment fits the crime. Death is an easy way out" she got her grapple gun ready. "Sorry but you lost me while ago, why would I want to work with you at all. Go ahead and try to kill me, not like you will succeed in the long run...you'll just draw more attention to yourself"

Helena shot her grapple gun and shot herself towards another building. "Who knew that I had a moral compass" she looked around to see anything worth saving or at least people. "Nothing is happening guess the Bats got ahead or maybe that Red Hood killed them all...." she thought in her mind. "Hmmmm"

(OoC: Bummer, it would have been cool to add Jason's backstory)

"Alright. Onry five dorrah?" Joker asked, on the ground. His dress was quite torn at this point.

Jason pulled out a Glock 17 and fired 5 bullets at Huntress, he wasn't trying to kill her but hitting her would be a plus.

The Bat lifted Joker off his feet, putting him against a wall.
He unclipped some handcuffs from his belt.
"Justice waits for no... man."
He said slowly.

"It's not whoring if I don't get paid, Buttman!" Joker said. He launched a punch at Batman's face, and ran off. Cackling, he went up to a car stopped at a red light, threw open the door, and tore the driver out.

Helena could feel something, well actually a few things hit her. They felt a little stingy, she looked around and could see at least two bullets stuck to her armor. "And I just got this re-made last week" she added with annoyance as she checked that she was fine. "Bulletproof Kevlar. Thankfully" she started to pull out the two bullets that hit her. "Stupid weird person"

Huntress could hear someone screaming and she launched into action. It led to a car being stolen and someone driving it. "The hunt is on" she launched herself via a grappling gun to the top of the car. Her eyes widened when she saw who it was. "The Joker...." Yeah she was kind of stuffed.

Jason heard the words 'Joker' and he smiled sadistically. Jason hopped down in front of the alleyway both Batman and Two face was in and pulled out an MP5K-PDW submachine gun, "Man, it's surprising how many pockets and holders this leather jacket has!" Jason opened fire on the Jokers car and, essentially, the man he had pulled out, indiscriminately.