"Yeah", Proton said, which could be heard even though he was on Romulus, being attacked by some ship called the Starship Enterprise or something, which is in the middle of the immense "Twilight Zone", where no sound can escape. "And Day-Care Man agrees".
The creepy planet was under attack by a huge spaceship. "Go! O RLY Owl!" The owl stood there, not moving, and the space ship crushed the owl. Proton was angry. Suddenly, Nyan Cat popped out of it's Poke ball and enveloped the Enterprise in rainbow poop. The rainbows exploded, destroying the ship except for Spock, because he owns. Proton looked around. He saw a throne on the wasteland. There, on the throne, with his assistant Leeroy Jenkinz, was Teh King.