Final Fantasy RP

joe came in muttering to himself "FINALLY!" then he said to everyone else "oh and by the way i'm, not a racist i just was puzzled for a second. normally i am quite fond of other species, i just didn't know what to expect in this case." then when joe came into the throne room he said "its been a while since i have seen the king in his throne room which was 50 years ago" joe then continued this time directly to the king "so your majesty, what are you doing for charity lately. after all i do work for your charity and and your alchemist committee?" joe remembered that his dad before he died was good friends with the current king's dad

"Fuckin' racist." Nico said to Joe.

"i told you i am not a racist, i just don't know much about moogles. i know a lot about vampires and i actually tolerate them." joe said to nico. "don't call a f***ing racist or i'll disband the alchemist committee(which i am the leader of besides the king) and therefore stop all sales of eithers and potions. now would you like to run out of spells to cast or die??? i think not.

Myka rolled his eyes.
You're not a knight so get off your high horse, kupo.
He yawned lazily.

joe then replied with "but i am one of the best warriors in the land"

Myka laughed.
Yeah, but I'm part of the list too.
And if it's anything as long as my bounty list, I'm winning.

OOC: What do spells have anything to do with this? There's no MP...

"If you are surprised about the combat abilities of a moogle, it's racism," Neo added.
"SILENCE!" the king commanded. "Now, as you all know, the power of the crystals is being drained by fiends. It is your job to restore them. However, there is one thing that you must do first: rescue my daughter."
"What does rescuing a princess have to do with saving the world?" Neo asked.
"Do it or or I will behead you," the king threatened.

"Original." Nico said, looking through his deck, brushing his spiky hair. He turned to Joe. "Disband away. Who needs potions when you have hot chicks? Now stop being racist or you're out of this group."

OOC: Since his dude is the leader of the alchemist's committee, can my dude be head of the Card Games Committee?

joe replied with "IM NOT RACIST!!!!!!!! FIRST CHANCE I GET I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!" joe then replied with "sorry i have outbursts at times."
OOC: can people please stop calling my guy racist, it's getting on my nerves. he is not a racist, he just accidently made a racial slur.

OOC: It's not me that's doing it, it's my character. Make my dude stop doing it IC if you want it to stop.

"I will when you apologize." Nico said, shuffling his deck. "To the cute moogle and sexy vampire."

"i apologize for accidently making a racist comment" joe said. joe then said "now can we get back on track?"

"Right. Mr. King, where was the princess last seen? Was she...Was she in any card game tournaments recently? Does she like card games? Is she beautiful?" Nico asked.

"My, my, Mr. King. It seems we struck a nerve." Michael teases but then hears Nico say "Sexy Vampire." "I find that vulgar tough distasteful. What in that simple half eaten lump of meat you call a brain thinks that you can simply call me something so filthy. A vampire is not sexy. They are elegant and sophisticated. Things you seem to lack." Michael lectures snootily.

"Fine. Elegant and sophisticated. Happy, Colonel Sparkles?" Nico said, rolling his eyes.

"Were vampires you game obbsessed moron. Not sparkling fairy princesses." Michael retorted coldly. "Honestly, the rumors about us turning to ash in the sun or being repelled by Garlic and Crosses are truly tedious enough."