tabletop RPs ont he Forums? Is it possible?

[jasonwolf]

You mentioned third grade so I was going off of that. its still pushing it, as a Gm I'd snap the bridge. My ego is just too big.

[Heroic Sociopath]

You act like that's a good thing...Anyway, tendons are really strong. It's unlikely the bridge snaps. But okay. My character stabs your dude to death with his pitchfork, takes his bow and arrows, ties the rope to it, and shoots it to the other end, then uses that as a bridge because that's pretty obviously what you wanted even if it's the lamest way to solve it.

[jasonwolf]

I never said my way I said a more reasonable way. also think about it they are zombies their tendons may be decaying.

[Heroic Sociopath]

Unlikely. Tendons don't really rot. They're even used for bow strings. And okay, what was your plan?

[jasonwolf]

it was that use the rope I go across, and then you come across. I never said mine was better or more special.

[Heroic Sociopath]

How would you use the rope, though? You'd have to attach it to something to go across it.

[jasonwolf]

rope arrow. need I say more? perhaps I am a bit stringent in my GMing and that's something I need to work on. Its just I prefer a more basic way of doing things as typically people go for the simplest, so it jsut fits better in my opinion.

[Heroic Sociopath]

rope arrow.

Ah-ha! I predicted exactly how you would solve the puzzle! Anyway, why? Take a chill pill. It's a game.

[jasonwolf]

that was me calmed down. If I was angry I'd be shouting at you saying your an idiot. that me just saying I know I'm bad at this. Trust me IRL admitting I'm terrible at things is one of my worst skills.

[Heroic Sociopath]

Aw, don't worry sweetie! I love you anyways! *Cuddles*

[jasonwolf]

Don't push it Grit. I got space issues.

[Heroic Sociopath]

Oh Itotal ly unde s tand. Ihave Space Iss ues t o o .

[jasonwolf]

ok thats clever. Now we gotta keep on topic mostly.

[Yun]

your a farmer you have never been to school.

... wat?

Some farmers do have schooling. They aren't all straight out of the womb working for ma and pa in the fields. That's like saying all basketball players have to be tall.

[jasonwolf]

in this time period?