Thread: ROGUES GALLERY: Aurum Est Potestas (WINNER: VILLAINS)

The recently escaped Villain Disarray has enlisted the aid of Haze in his latest scheme.

Disarray's plan is to get three objects: A golden tablet from an Aztec pyramid in Mexico, a matter deconstructor from a lab in Nebraska, and finally, and really big jewel from the house of an actress in California. He then needs to get to Houston, Texas, where, in a week from when the plan starts, they are launching the world's first Space Hotel, which he intends to hijack and mount his laser on.

It will take the combined efforts of Demon Hand and Midna to thwart this dangerous duo.

Demon Hand walked around the forest that led up to the astec civilization's temples. After deciding to meet up with his assigned partner in the temples he quickly hurried. He had a little problem though. "It's so hot," Demon hand frowned as he unbottuned the buttons on his neck. He was definetily not dressed for hot weather wearing his signature black long coat with a white long sleeved sweather under it. "It should be around here," he said to himself as he looked around.

"As much as history is fascinating, this place creeps me out!" Midna muttered as she stood waiting by one of the temples. Where could he be?.. concerned, she walked back to look for him

Demon Hand sighed as he reached the temple where he was supposed to meet with his partner. Except that she wasn't there. "Where could she have gone. Or maybe she hasn't gotten here yet," he shrugged before sitting down and letting out a big sigh. "I'm so hungry I think I haven't eaten in three days."

"Excuse me, young man?" A man wearing a wig and a false mustache asks, tapping Demon Hand on the shoulder. "Do you know when the next tour begins?"

"Um...I don't really know..." Demon Hand scratched the back of his head in confusion while looking up at the man. "Are you tourist sir?"

"Umm...I am here on business." The man said, as his wig fell off, revealing a mop of black hair.

Demon Hand scratched his chin before closing the distance between him and the man to such an extent that their faces were close. "Really," he said as he shifted to look from different angles. "...okay then."

"So...Yes?" He asked, as his beard started to fall of as well, the adhesive melting in the heat.

"Yeah sure," Demon hand replied with a nod and an innocent smile. "Have a nice day." he waved.

"Okay, bye!" The man Disarray hired said, as behind him, wearing a cowboy hat, paisley suit, and sunglasses, Disarray walked by and entered the ruins.

OOC: Good job not taking the bait, bro.

"...Wait second...black hair no beard..." Demon hand looked at all of the things that had fallen off the man before deadpanning. "Gush I'm dumb," he frowned before turning around and jetting his way into the ruins. "Come back here you liar!"

"May ah heyelp you?" Disarray says, clearly enjoying speaking in a silly accent to match his costume. He was all up in Demon Hand's grill, almost close enough for their noses to touch. "Ah was just going to ahn himportant meeting! Ah do not have time for some hidiotic kid!"

"Don't call me idiotic. You're Disarray aren't you!" Demon Hand exclaimed after stepping back and pointing at Disarray with his gloved left hand.

"How dare you!" Disarray yells, pointing back. "I am not that sexy sexy beast Disarray. He may be a dashing rogue, but I would never dream of being him!"