"Keep your eyes peeled for the Idiot Brigades."
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"Keep your eyes peeled for the Idiot Brigades."
"'Kay."
"Mind you, they always stick together."
"I know."
"Let's see if we can sneak to our rooms."
"Good idea."
Unfortunately, the moment they entered, Camille was spotted by the male Idiot Brigade. "Hey! She's here! Camille! Over here!"
"Motherfucker." Camille hissed.
"Go the fuck away."
"You're not the boss of us. We can see Camille whenever we want."
"Please go away."
"But Camille! Your presence sustains us more than you'll ever know!"
Maya facepalmed. ".....Ow."
"Come on, Camille! You've been so scarce lately! Why can't you spend some time with us, your friends?"
"I'm sorry, but I'm always busy."
"Please?" One boy asked, giving her Lillipup eyes. This was the one boy who was more interested in her girlish charm than what was in her pants.
Maya sighed.
Camille rubbed her temples. "Tell you what, i'm a bit thirsty. Can you get me some wa-"
"WATER! SHE WANTS WATER!" They all bolted.
"Now's your chance to sneak off."
Maya proceeded to do-so, tugging Calvin along behind her.
No sooner than they disappeared, the boys came back, each holding a cup of water. "Here's your water, Camille!"
"Oh, thank you, but I only wanted one."
"Then here, take mine!" One boy held his out, only to get kicked in the head. This, of course, made the water splash out at her. Luckily, the 'good' boy stepped in front of her. "Heh, guess the drink's on me." He chuckled, handing her his cup.
"Thank you." She giggled, drinking the water. Immediately, the boy became a target. They all knew a girl laughing at you was one step to getting laid. To return the favor, Camille stepped in to protect him and kicked their asses with the moves and grace of a dancer.
"Hope she knows what she's doing." Calvin muttered, trying to avoid being dragged.