Thread: My Little Pony: War at Hoof (Me and Royal Sovereign)

''Figured.'' Pupa said.

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''Brainstorming?'' Chrysalis said.

"Right." Snipin' said. "Still I thought I will warn you, in case you think that now you are immortal and stuff you can go near lava."

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"Not every one of us is like you, Chrysalis. We need rest." Lucifer said. "How long has he been following your orders now?"

''Wait, I'm immortal?'' Pupa said.

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''For... I don't know, why should I care?'' Chrysalis said.

"Of course! Alicorns are immortal." Snipin' said. "Basic knowledg-" Snipin' shouted and pulled Pupa out of the way as an lava meteor crashed on the ground. "Phew. You were right in the way."

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Lucifer stared at her with disbelief. "Right..."

''Hey, I would've survived anyway.'' Pupa proudly said.

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''I mean, seriously. Being my assistant basically means you're my doormat.'' Chrysalis said.

"You are welcome." Snipin' said and flew downward. "You are immortal by 'Age' means, as far as I learned. You could have died right there, it came from the top."

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"Your attitude might someday be your downfall, Chrysalis." Lucifer said. "I see why Green ran away."

''Ah. Right. Would've been nice had you told me that up front.'' Pupa said.

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''I don't give a flying fuck. I can terminate any of you Changeling's measly little lives like *that*.'' Chrysalis said.

"I'm not sure. Hey, I didn't read the Alicorn Instruction Manual." Snipin' said.

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"I won't justify that with a response." Lucifer said. "Anyways, I'm off to meet Scope Glint to see the results of the Helicopter. Mind if I take the Tuba? Thanks." Lucifer siad, took the Tuba and sprinted off.

''There's an instruction manual for Alicorns?'' Pupa said.

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Chrysalis rolled her eyes and sighed. ''Some Changelings...'' She muttered.

Snipin' stopped and looked at Pupa. "Yeah." He said sarcastically.

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Hawkgirl sat in what appeared to be a thick jungle, and took our her new sniper rifle, optimized by Lucifer. "So who is this poor soul I was told to kill..." She muttered. "Gun Breech. That sucker who escaped my shot. Nopony stays alive after my shot."

"Why don't you just throw the damn pony into the Everfree Volcano?" Lucifer's voice came through the mic.

"Yeah, why don't I just go and waltz with him." Hawkgirl replied.

"Sarsasm?" Lucifer asked.

Hawkgirl rolled her eyes and zoomed in on Gun. "Scope, how is the helicopter coming?" Hawkgirl asked.

''The more you know.'' Pupa mumbled.

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''It flies. That's it. Oh, and this 23mm gatling cannon? Yeah, I just turned a tree into confetti. These 105mm autocannons mounted on the side are a nice touch, too.'' Scope said. ''Also, Hawkgirl, I heard you got a new toy. I'm willing to bet it's incapable of beating my Mosin-Nagant.'' He said, grinning.

''Most likely.'' Chrysalis said, who was listening in on their radio traffic. ''After all, bolt-action carbines with designs about 90 years old exceed semi-automatic sniper rifles which have been designed last week. Of course. Also, Lucifer, I want you to build a second, improved set of these funky gadgets. Let's turn Scope into a one-man army.'' She said. ''And I still want that Glacis dead.''

OoC: Still, the Mosin-Nagant is, if you ask me, the best rifle ever built. Followed by the SVT-40 and M1 Garand.

Ooc: I see. Also, if you are a tad bit interested in space, I'm uploading a awesome video to Youtube now. =3

Snipin' turned to face the lava waterfall. "I think I saw something moving... Oh fuck!" Snipin' shouted and flew away as a flame almost burned him. A big Red dragon poked his head out of the lava.

"You are not supposed to be here." It mumbled and blew fire at Pupa.

"Come on! Why cannot these things be 'Go here and use this passage wisely'?!" Snipin' shouted.

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"I will try." Lucifer added.

''Oh. A dragon.'' Pupa said, remarkably unfazed.

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''Don't try, do it.'' Chrysalis said.

"Pupa, we are not Changelings. Dragons will use their full potential towards us now." Snipin said and took out his trademark bow. We got an arrow from his quill and shot it right up the Dragon's nose. The dragon blinked, and then it's head exploded in a pile of green goo. (Which comically fell only on Pupa.)

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"I'm a scientist, not an engineer." Lucifer said.

''Yuck!'' Pupa said, trying to shake off the goo. ''... What? Now that I'm not a filthy Changeling anymore. I'd prefer to stay clean.'' She said.

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''Then ask the engineers to build the damn things.'' Chrysalis said.