Thread: My Little Pony: War at Hoof (Me and Royal Sovereign)

"The best I can do is teleport Luna here." Discord said.

"Leave her. She'll only act cranky." Celestia said.

"Teleport me back!" Samaya said.

"I think having the co-leader of COMBAT here only makes sense." Discord said, completely ignoring Samaya. Surprise and Pinkie Pie flew around, riding on the backs of flying pigs. "Er... I only teleported Pinkie Pie here."

"Discord! Teleport me back! Now!" Samaya said.

"Yes, but I'd rather if you left her out of this affair." Celestia said.

Discord clicked his fingers as tape appeared on Samaya's mouth. "Alright then, Celestia. Chrysalis, what do you know about this vanilla guy?" Discord asked.

"Loudmouth, smartass, huge dick. Kidding about the last part." Chrysalis said.

Samaya tore off the tape. "Why am I supposed to be here, anyway?!" She said.

"Not to forget secretive and will do ANYTHING to accomplish what he wants." Green said. "Remember how he sent a missile just to sink Luna's nuclear cargo?"

"Yup." Lucifer said.

"He's a total wimp in combat, though, so he needs that other crackpot to do his dirty work." Chrysalis said.

"Could somebody please tell me why I'm supposed to be here?" Samaya said.

"Eagle, right?" Green asked.

"Yup." Lucifer added.

"To help us and plan it all out, Samaya." Discord said.

"How am I supposed to do that if I'm being ignored? I don't even want to help any of you!" Samaya said.

"Yeah. Eagle. That's him." Chrysalis said.

Discord clicked his fingers again, trapping Samaya in a sound-proof box. "So- Is he any threat?" Discord asked.

"Yes. I just hope Scope is still on our side. He could beat Eagle." Chrysalis said.

"Discord, be a bit easy on Samaya. She's still coming to terms with her memories, and this is not helping. You tortured her family to death and made her watch, remember? 3000 years ago?" Celestia whispered to Discord.

"Meh, alright." Discord said and removed the box. "So... What now?"

"I think we need to predict HYDRA's next course of events." Green said. Discord teleported a few more important ponies to the place, including Twilight Sparkle

"Fuck you. All of you." Samaya said.

"Discord! We can't have both Samaya and HYDRA against us!" Celestia said to Discord.

Discord looked at Celestia, frowning he turned to Samaya with a fake smile. "Thank you, Samaya, for your time with us, and you may now go out if you want." He said, a portal appearing behind Samaya.

"Sarcasm?" Lucifer asked.

"Bingo." Green said.