''Right. I get it.'' Gear said, rolling her eyes. ''That makes perfect sense.''

''Right. I get it.'' Gear said, rolling her eyes. ''That makes perfect sense.''
Everything is possible in the game of life.
"Running Gear." Whooves trotted toward her and placed a hoof on her back. "You are the alicorn of time. That means that you have a terribly high possibility of completely god-modding our entire universe. Instead of simply fixing this situation, the laws of RP dictate that we must make this as long, boring, and drawn out as possible, with only two action scenes before we kill the next major pony off. Okay?"

''Umm... No.'' Gear said. ''But I'm not going to ask for an explanation. If what you say is true, then let's just unfuck time already.''
Everything is possible in the game of life.

''The sooner we get rid of you, the better. Weirdo.'' Gear mumbled.
Everything is possible in the game of life.
"Weirdo?" he asks. He bites his hoof, disappears for a few seconds, then reappears. "You're about to get hit by a falling brick. I suggest you move out of the way."
A brick falls about three meters away.
"Shit. I swear I positioned that correctly."

Gear rolled her eyes again before closing them, her horn lighting up. ''Then let's get time flowing again.''
Everything is possible in the game of life.

Gear's horn suddenly let loose a brilliant flash of magical light before time resumed flowing, the Alicorn falling to her haunches, exhausted.
Everything is possible in the game of life.
Doctor Whooves vanishes instantly and Applejack looks in horror down at her nether regions, pulling her hoof away. Chrysalis finishes her sentence. "- It's nothing personal. I just want you de- WHATHHV BEDJ?"IWQJOA!".
Darrius watches and laughs.

''Hi, Chrysalis.'' Gear said, grinning a little. ''Now you're probably wondering how I did that, right?''
Everything is possible in the game of life.

''It's all just a matter of time.'' Gear said, smirking.
''Teleportation. She's got a horn. It's obviously gotta be that.'' Differential said.
Everything is possible in the game of life.
OOC:
IC: Applejack looks up. "Then whah the hay was I playin' with mah woman's thingy?"
Cocoon immediately looked in her direction.
"Because you're a pervert." Darrius said flatly.

''Obviously. You were probably pleasuring yourself to Chrysalis stabbing me.'' Gear said.
Everything is possible in the game of life.
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