Good, I'm not being hurt, or killed. "Hey Alexander, can I just call you Alex? Anyway, I'm doing good right now, besides being drenched in water. How are you? Also, I didn't feel like we were completely even, so I got that for you. Um, sorry in advance, it's, um, the best I could afford." I picked up the gift and handed it to him. Again, I hope he's not offended by this.