"Haven't you met my wife before?"

"Haven't you met my wife before?"
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"NEGATIVE. I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF DOING SO."
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

Carl tutted, amused.
"Then may I present my other half, Whitney, and her cousin Lucy."
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The robot turned towards the ladies. "I AM E-123 OMEGA. THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE."
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

Carl folded his arms, still amused.
"No kidding there."
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“SO WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE HERE?” Omega asked. “HAVE YOU COME TO ELIMINATE EGGWOMAN, AS WELL?”
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

"Top marks for AI programming there," Carl replied. "Of course we are. Especially when the alternative is taking a hands-on class in the ancient art of die."
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“I SEE. IT APPEARS THAT WE HAVE A COMMON GOAL. I PROPOSE THAT WE JOIN FORCES.”
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

"I suppose it couldn't do us any harm."
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Birdsong - An exploration of the human psyche at a point of being highly unstable, yet stable enough to recognise its insanity. Also officially the second-best piece of dark fiction of this year's Winter awards season and Fic of the Month of March 2013. Interested? You should be. Give it a look.
“THEN LET US PROCEED. I HAVE DETECTED THE PRESENCE OF METAL SONIA HERE. PERHAPS SHE HAS INFORMATION THAT COULD LEAD US TO EGGWOMAN.”
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

"I hope so, otherwise these two-" He nodded at Whitney and Lucy. "-will think I'm a paranoid idiot."
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Whitney said that she didn't think Carl was paranoid.
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

"Well, whatever."
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Whitney opened another door, stepping through it.
From one of my many conversations with That Guy:
"OOOOHHHHHHHH MARIE HAD A LITTLE LAMB—*ding* Good morning!"
"…DAFFAQ?"

Carl shook his head, apparently only in disagreement with his own thoughts, and proceeded after her.
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