Thread: The Trainer's Heart: Unova

"Hmph. Kid-itis doesn't exist." Merla muttered indignantly.

(I am developing quite the character for her, aren't I? ZD)

"IT DOES TOO!" yelled Chili. "Genevieve had three possible ailments: Kiditis, Pokenesia, and Waternesia. All caused by near-death experiences."

"What the heck is Waternesia? Forgetting every encounter you've had in your life with water or something?!"

Cilan punched Merla. "CILAN!!!!" yelled Genevieve.

"Castform! Water gun in his face!" The Castform obeyed. "Has he snapped out of it yet? And did the cure work or what?!"

"No, that was for his fever. It's not Waternesia." Genevieve crossed out "Waternesia" on her list and moved to Pokenesia.

"Quickly. Castform and I have his arms, but he's pretty strong." Merla said urgently.
"Why are we doing this in a car...?" Lila asked.

"Merla. Get a hint. Do not put him in the car." said Genevieve (OH I got a good one!!!)

"But we've been driving towards Accumula Town IN A CAR this whole time!!" Lila exclaimed. "What are you talking about?!"

"Uh, we're still on- OMG CHILI?!" screamed Genevieve.

"Chili's helping us hold Cilan down- oh." Lila turned to the empty driver's seat. "Uhh... if we get arrested, it's not my fault... legally... I think." She said, climbing up into it and beginning to try to find a parking spot... and operate the breaks.

"It's not Pokenesia. It's Kiditis. It has no cure. It may never go away."

"Well, that SUCKS." Merla said just before they crashed into a tree.
"Okay, that was my fault! At least the car isn't damaged! Can't say the same for the tree, though... Is everyone okay?" Lila asked.
"Other than the kiditis'd Gym Leader? I'm fine. What about everyone else?"

Cilan cried.

"Oh yeah. OW!" Genevieve hit her head on the roof. "I blame Cilan."

"Don't kids... grow up?"