"Hmph. Kid-itis doesn't exist." Merla muttered indignantly.
(I am developing quite the character for her, aren't I? ZD)
"IT DOES TOO!" yelled Chili. "Genevieve had three possible ailments: Kiditis, Pokenesia, and Waternesia. All caused by near-death experiences."
Cilan punched Merla. "CILAN!!!!" yelled Genevieve.
"No, that was for his fever. It's not Waternesia." Genevieve crossed out "Waternesia" on her list and moved to Pokenesia.
"Merla. Get a hint. Do not put him in the car." said Genevieve (OH I got a good one!!!)
"Uh, we're still on- OMG CHILI?!" screamed Genevieve.
"Chili's helping us hold Cilan down- oh." Lila turned to the empty driver's seat. "Uhh... if we get arrested, it's not my fault... legally... I think." She said, climbing up into it and beginning to try to find a parking spot... and operate the breaks.
"It's not Pokenesia. It's Kiditis. It has no cure. It may never go away."
"Well, that SUCKS." Merla said just before they crashed into a tree.
"Okay, that was my fault! At least the car isn't damaged! Can't say the same for the tree, though... Is everyone okay?" Lila asked.
"Other than the kiditis'd Gym Leader? I'm fine. What about everyone else?"
"Oh yeah. OW!" Genevieve hit her head on the roof. "I blame Cilan."