Thread: THP: The Dividing Line (Start-Up)

'Kay, thanks.

Come to think of it though... I'd better do a female, no matter how weird, or else what'll happen with the fusion?

No. I'm going to do so, since it's technically my character.

Okay, then, PolkJolt.

PolkJolt- I just thought of that, then I read your post. That was kinda funny. But I definitely agree. Why would I think of it if I didn't agree

Aw, okay.

Well, I'm going to disappear now, sorry. Bye. I'll be sure to sign up first thing tomorrow morning, if the SU's up.
Bye.

That may be a good idea for me, too... Considering the time at my end. *nervous laugh*

Oh hi. So. How are you holding up?
Because I'm a potato.

*clap clap clap* Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. *clap clap clap* Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot...

I don't remember the next thing she says after that, so...

GLaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills us!
Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
CHAPTER 9 - THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
Achievement Unlocked - The Part Where He Kills You -Desc: This is that part
Song Name: The Part Where He Kills You

Yeah, I have this feeling that they're trying to tell you something at that point, but I can't put my finger on what it is...

It's so frustrating when you can't figure something out, isn't it? Especially when you feel that it must be obvious. They must have cleverly hidden whatever message it was.
IT'S A PUZZLE LET'S SOLVE IT

*cough*Button*cough*

The button solves everything!!
Prolonged exposure to the button is not part of any test protocol.

Cube-and-button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency. If cube-and-button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim.

Science is Fun!

I love those videos!!
Science isn't about why. It's about why not! Why don't we do safe science here? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much? In fact, go ahead and invent a safe door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out because YOU'RE FIRED.
Not you, test subject, you're doing fine.