Thread: Psychedelic (Start-Up)

Ellie turned back to the manager. "Really.. Your doll against my doll?" She asked. She held up her toaster and sighed. "I could beat you without using my toaster's full power." She added looking at her toaster.

"Hahaha! My power level is over 9000!" The manager laughs, as the doll catches fire and floats into the air, hurling a fireball at Ellie. Meanwhile, the manager let put a cry of pain as his skin ripped open, and he transformed into a huge spider the size of an SUV. Venom dripping from his pincers, he lunged at Ellie, as zombies turned to face the threat to their master and slowly lurched toward the Psyker.

"Come on Mr. Cotton Buns, this'll just be quicker if we find a grocery store and beat her up there." Hazel said. She continued walking through the streets until she found a grocery store. Hazel spotted the zombies and quickly assumed the form of a five year old, hoping they wouldn't bother a little kid.
"'Scuse me Mr. Zombie guy, I hafta buy some gwocerwies." she mumbled, walking past.

Ellie dodged the fire ball barely. "Sir! You've committed a crime! Indecent exposure!" She yelled and loaded her toaster. She held her toaster in one hand and moved her other hand to her behind. "Don't make me do this." She warned.

Combine Carl walked out in front of the fire "Huh?"

*WHAM!!!*

Combine Carl was hurdled right into the wall...

"Prepare for justice." Combine Carl said as he pulled out his 1000 watt stunstick.

Ellie glanced at Combine Carl. "Yo, want to Kick zombie and spider butt?" She offered.

"Yeah, sure. Why Not?" Combine Carl sighed "Civil protection fired anyways so I don't have to be on shift right now."

Ellie grinned. "Then let's get ah toasting." She said and turned to the spider manager. "Hello sir! We have half off.. On toasted spider." She said and readied her toaster.

Combine Carl switched his 1000 watt stun stick on and charged towards the manager "Hi-Yah!!" He screamed.

The manager turned into a giant centipede just as Carl struck, sending him rolling into the wall. He recovered quickly, however, and scurried toward the combine, it's jaws biting at it's foe, while meanwhile, his psyche picked up a bottle of cooking oil and threw it at Elle, the bottle exploding with burning oil as it hit a shelf, setting zombies ablaze.

Finally managing to catch up with the group, Lira Anarchy Draykan and her psyche approached the infested building.

"Well," she said. "I'm going to assume we have a problem here."

A zombie shuffled towards her, carrying a copious amount of My Little Pony merchandise. Curse bit it cleanly into pieces and immediately started playing with the plastic horses.

Ellie launched a burnt toast at the bottle to gain distance. "You know, I always hated dolls like you." She muttered. She lifted her toaster and smacked a on fire zombie towards the manager. "Roasting him might be a good idea." She suggested. She loaded her toaster and fired two toasts at the doll.

Hazel walked up behind Ellie. "Could I pwease have the gwocery list?" she asked sweetly, trying to play up her little kid charm. She hugged her bunny the way most of the young children in the movies she watched did.

The doll was propelled into the refridgerator, and the fire dimmed a bit as it dragged itself out, only to be slammed back in by the manager, who had turned into a giant cockroach, and the zombie. Meanwhile, a bunch of fire zombies were trying to pull Elle down and eat her. Out from behind the security desk, a middle-aged fat man in a maid outfit with "SECURITY" embroidered on it rose, holding a gatling gun which he started firing into the fray, regardless of whom he hit.

Ellie kicked the zombies off. Ellie noticed the fat man with a gun. She gripped hazel and lunged herself into behind the shelves. "You want the list?" She asked.