Name: Big Bang Blitz
Appearance: Big Bang has to keep a certain kind of physique as a professional wrestler. He stands at seven feet tall, and weighs 240 pounds. He's perpetually covered in sunburns, and has a tattoo of a unicorn on his inner left thight. He always wears his wrestling mask (Which is actually just a red ski mask.) and a pair of leather tights.
Abilities: Big Bang is very strong, and good at wrestling. In addition, he is quite good at disguise. He fights by taping buckets to his fists.
History: Big Bang grew up in Wrestlestan, and like all children, wanted to become the greatest wrestler. He found a loophole in the rulebooks that allowed him to use Psyches, and decided that was just the edge he needed. So at age 18, he moved to Startistan to learn from the World Police. Unfortunately, because he was from Wrestlestan, they wouldn't let him join them. Out of money from the trip, he wandered the streets until he met Madame X. She taught him how to use his Psyche, and he won many tournaments since.
Name: La Magie
Appearance: La Magie takes the appearance of a 8-foot long blue tiger, with daisies for eyes and gold claws.
Abilities: La Magie can breathe blue smoke that makes people laugh uncontrollably when they breathe it in. It also has very sharp claws and can fly.
Name: Cactus Sam
Appearance: Cactus Sam is a cactus man, so he has green, leathery skin, and is covered in spikes. He usually wears a a leather jacket, and some jeans. His eyes are adorned with square spectacles.
Abilities: Can turn parts of his body into motorcycle parts. So his legs can become wheels, his eyes can become headlights, stuff like that.
Name: Flora Purim
Appearance: Flora Purim takes the appearance of a curvaceous woman wearing elegant gothic lolita dress.
Powers: Flora Purim carries an infinite supply of roses in her dress. She can take them apart and make them explode, or increase their size and use them as whips.
Appearance: Harley bears the mark he gained from Wizard Elementary proudly on his forehead. It takes the shape of a triangle which glows when he uses magic. He has huge glasses which take up half of his face, and messy black hair. He wears a refitted version of his graduation robes: Black ones, with a red and yellow scarf.
Abilities: Harley can use necromancy to raise the dead, and also summon motorcycles.
History (Optional): Harley's parents were turned into robots by the evil businessman, Lord Taxreport, and he cried so much, his eyes stopped working and he needed to get glasses. In his quest for revenge, he went to wizard elementary school, and upon graduating, learned to harness his Psyche from Madame X.
Appearance: Gorgon takes the form of a gigantic snake, 12 feet long, with glowing red eyes. On either side, it has two 3-foot long snakes coming out which it uses as arms.
Abilities: The main head breathes fire, while the one on the left spits lightning, and the one on the right breathes ice.
Appearance: Cynthia's most prominent feature is the giant needles sticking out of her eyes, which make it so she only sees shapes. Either that, or the colossal, amazingly pimped out pink dress she wears. The petticoats make it have a radius of about 4 feet, and it has incredibly puffy shoulders. She often has to have someone help her squeeze through doorways.
Abilities: Cynthia's dress is big for a reason: She keeps several weapons hidden in it. She has a gatling gun, a huge mallet, a battleaxe, a bazooka, and a flamethrower, and wields all of them with authority. Her dress is also deceptively resilient, and acts as effective armor.
History (Optional): Cynthia is the princess of Knightistan, but was sent to live abroad and study with Madame X because the king was worried her foul mouth would get him in trouble.
Appearance: A colossal, humanoid monster, with red eyes, a huge maw full of sharp teeth, and arms like tree trunks, each one wielding a cleaver. It's legs are very small in comparison to it's 400 pound, 8 foot tall body, and with it's small feet, it's a wonder how it balances.
Abilities: Sugarlump is extremely strong and resilient, and Cynthia often rides on it's back.
Name: Mayor Shigeru Miyamoto
Abilities: Shigeru can manipulate gravity to let him jump high, then fall with tremendous force, obliterating anything he lands on. He can also shoot fireballs from his fingers. While only about the size of a baseball, they are unbelievably hot, and can be set to explode with enough force to level buildings.
History (Optional): After he retired as head of Nintendo, he ran for mayor of Startistan. With his platform consisting of free video games for all, he won handily.
Abilities: Zelda is a powerful swordsman, and can block many attacks with her shield.
Name: Warden Bubbles
Appearance: Bubbles is a kitsune, and thus her hair is naturally white with red fringes. On her head, she has a pair of fox ears. She's pretty short, and is quite muscular, with broad shoulders and thick arms. She has a set of three fox tails which can increase or decrease in length. She usually wears her detective outfit, consisting of a trench coat and a suit of police body armor. She keeps two wooden swords on either side of her hips, and a set of three on her back: A laser sword, one that is on fire, and a third that is made from an old fridge and freezes what it touches.
Abilities: Bubbles is a kitsune, and can thus change her appearance. She can change into animals, but she considers it undignified, and she's stronger in her human form anyways. As mentioned, her tails can increase and decrease in length, up to ten feet. Using them, she can wield up to five swords at once: One in each hand, and one in each tail. The wooden ones are made from branches of a sacred tree, and are thus indestructible. Further, they can wound and knock out, but never kill. The ones on her back have no such issues, however.
Appearance: Elvis takes the form of a morbidly obese raccoon who walks on two legs. His fur is different from a normal raccoon's, however, in that it's black with green flames painted on it. He has a huge mouth full of sharp, red teeth, glowing yellow eyes, and a straw hat on his head. In his hands, he wields a large log. He towers over most people at 8 feet tall, and has very large muscles.
Abilities: Elvis is physically very strong and tough. What he lacks in speed, he more than makes up for in power and durability. He can tip over buildings, and has taken wrecking balls to the face. He uses the log he wields like a staff, swinging it around and destroying most anything it hits.
Name: Madame X
Appearance: Madame X is a very short, elderly ex-hippie, with white hair going all the way down to her feet. She usually wears a T-shirt reading "Foxy Grandma" and a pair of jeans.
Abilities: Madame X used to know kung-fu, but she has long since lost it to arthritis.
History (Optional): Madame X is actually not that great a psyker. Her knowledge is mostly theoretical, so while she is a decent teacher, her psyche isn't that strong.
Appearance: An 8-foot tall skeleton.
Name: The Manager
Abilities: The Manager can turn into various arthropods. However, he has little control over his power. Upon activating his ability, every few seconds, for about 10 minutes, he turns into a random giant arthropod. He has no control over which one he turns into, and when the effect wears off, he reverts to his original form and sleeps for 24 hours.
Name: Blazing Impachi
Appearance: Blazing Impach looks like a humanoid figure made of polished wood, with no features, much like a mannequin. It can set itself on fire at will.
Abilities: Blazing Impachi can manipulate fire. When it does this, it becomes enflamed. While it will ignite, it won't burn. It mainly attacks by throwing fireballs.