Thread: ONE-SHOT RPG: The Flies that Bind

Dr. Fruitflypants genuflected all over the pie.

"I prefer to live in the moment," Fred replied, glancing in the window where Dr. fruitflypants appeared to be doing some sort of bizarre leg-bending dance all over the delicious pie.

"Are you worshipping that pie?!" he shouted, bemused, before returning to nibbling on the rope.

Tuh began to nibble on it as well noticing that Fred had already taken care of most of it.

"I am genuflecting on it. All over it." Dr. Fruitflypants says, as he starts burrowing into it. His flesh boiled as the hot filling started cooking him alive, while the doctor genuflected.

"Well that's the last we'll see of him," Tuh nodded his head dryly.

OOC: Sadly I think I'll be leaving in a couple of minutes.

The rope snapped as the bug-light went sailing toward the ground.

"Yay!!!" Fred cheered, watching as the lamp approached the ground, "Now what?"

The buglight sparked as it hit the ground, causing a small grass fire. In shock, Fred slipped off the severed rope and failed to gain control of his descent in time, sailing straight into the sparking buglight.

One of the humans from inside rushed to see where the smoke was coming from, inadvertently stepping on the onlooking Tuh.

Dr. Fruitflypants, of course, was roasted alive inside the unattended. steaming hot apple pie.

END SCENE.

OOC: I know it ended but can I just put something else xD

"Well crap," Tuh frowned as he looked up from the afterlife. "Maybe I'll be reborn as a dragon or something." he raised an eyebrow.