Your name is CAINEN DREITZ, and this is REALLY, REALLY STUPID. You are 6 SWEEPS OLD, and quite frankly, KIND OF A BITCH. Of course your general bitchiness is normally RESERVED FOR LANDWELLERS, who for some reason seem to be the BANE OF YOUR EXISTENCE. This has probably got something to do with the fact that you're actually KIND OF JEALOUS of them, but you're sure that's COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.
Your interests include the VIOLENT MASSACRE OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE, and not much else. You'd like to think you have a good reason for WASTING YOUR LIFE like this, but you REALLY DON'T. You suppose you do have a SLIGHT FONDNESS for POLITICS, but that's MOSTLY because it seems to improve your skills in LYING. You're PRETTY SURE that's all politicians do ANYWAY.
You also seem to have a SLIGHT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX, although you also guess that if someone were to PSYCHO-ANALYSE you for some reason they'd find it was really just a HALF-HEARTED ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR OWN INSECURITIES, but you're positive that is a COMPLETE LIE, because you are clearly THE BEST THING EVER, being a SEA-DWELLER. Of course there is the fact that your gills DON'T ACTUALLY WORK, but that's just a MINOR HITCH.
Your hive is on a CLIFFTOP, rather CLOSE TO THE SEA, mostly because your lusus lives in the sea herself, and regardless of what a STUPID CREATURE she is, you kind of have to look after her. Speaking of your lusus, DOGFISHMOM is actually REALLY STUPID, to the extent that whenever you left her to go SLEEP or something SHE'D TRY TO FOLLOW YOU ONTO THE SHORE. You aren't certain why she's so attatched to you or why she's SO STUPID, but it's more ANNOYING than anything else. This is part of the reason you WISH YOU WEREN'T A SEADWELLER.
Seeing as you have SORT OF AN OBSESSION with the number THREE (you have three TRIANGLES hidden in your SYMBOL, AFTER ALL) you've always wished your lusus was actually a CERBERUS, a HUGE THREE-HEADED DOG. That would have been SO COOL. Perhaps if you had been a LANDWELLER, like you'd WANTED you would've gotten one. You suppose your wanting to be a LANDWELLER is MOSTLY because of the whole GILLS-NOT-WORKING THING though, but you're NOT BITTER.
You guess this is sort of why you're SO LOYAL to the HEMOSPECTRUM (but you still wish you were a LANDWELLER - just a HIGH-BLOODED ONE) - you KIND OF have a habit of KILLING OFF people you don't like if they have LOWER BLOOD than you. Unless you're in a GOOD MOOD, when you're PERFECTLY HAPPY to engage in conversation with RED-BLOODS and the SUCH-LIKE. But that's SORT OF RARE.
You STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to glovekind, which you guess would be KIND OF USELESS if you didn't have such awesome HIGH-BLOOD GEAR. Your FETCH MODUS is currently set to MOOD, which is KIND OF FUCKING USELESS, given that to actually WITHDRAW SOMETHING without EJECTING EVERYTHING you have to be COMPLETELY CALM AND EMOTIONLESS. Given that you're PRONE TO FITS OF VIOLENT RAGE this is KIND OF USELESS and you NORMALLY just end up EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED and GIVE UP.
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If you ever played S***B you'd be the Thief of Hope in the Land of Platforms and Glass, and would dream on Derse.
Name; Cainen Dreitz
Age; 6 Sweeps
Blood; Pink [Hue: 325, Hex: #950056]
Quirks; Replaces d's with |>'s, replaces e's with 3's, doesn't use punctuation apart from ! and ?, which she always triples. Replaces ( and ) with < and > and linebreaks far too often. Also has a habit of using stupid fish puns, smashing her keyboard when angry and drawing out vowels/shoving everything into CAPSLOCK when being annoying/when angry.
Interests; Hunting, politics, arguing and insulting people for no reason.
Strife Specibus; Glovekind
Fetch Modus; Mood
Title; Thief of Hope
Land; Land of Platforms and Glass