Thread: Animal I've Become: AU of Random!

"MY CHOCOLATE!" Evelyn screamed protectively, face-diving into it. Her eyes randomly turned red and she began eating away the whole room like a gigantic truck.

Itzuni produced a copy of the Hershey bar with a sigh and handed Evelyn a bowl of chocolate. "I need one for Mello..."

Evelyn snatched the bowl and ate all the chocolate in one swallow. She began walking around, tripping over her own feet as if she were drunk.

Itzuni smiled and picked up Near walking out of her room. "My room is the play pin I suppose." Near looked up at Itzuni and frowned. "Why don't you just lock your doors?" "Because they are magically it seems," Itzuni replied as she jumped into a pond to wash the blood off.

The raven haired girl, slyly held her foot out in front of Evelyn, prepared to trip her.

After looking around Daemon faceplamed himself. "Things are just getting to wierd..." he mumbled walking out the door. Halfway down the hallway an air hockey table fell from the sky and onto Daemon. "I HATE AIR HOCKEY!" he shouted.

Itzuni swims into a hole in the bottom of the pool of water and is sucked in. Near stares down at the water waiting for her to come back up and shrugs when she doesn't. "She probably became a fish!" He vanishes and meanwhile Itzuni's wakes up to find herself on the shore of a river. "Great..."

Evelyn dropped the chocolate bowl and ran off, laughing insanely to her room.

MOn the shore, Riku and Sora were playing leapfrog with Cloud.

"Kingdom hearts? Hey Riku! What are you doing," Itzuni yells as she jogs up to them.

"Leap frog!" Riku cries emo-ishly, while Kairi got eaten by heartless and Sora and Cloud laughed. "Want to play?" He asks.

"Count me in," Itzuni replies with a grin. "Ah but the heartless are coming." Itzuni points at the heartless without looking.

"Don't worry, we're friends with Ansem now." Cloud says, jumping on Itzuni's head.

"Whaaa! That's not how you play you jump over my head!" Itzuni laughed and tugged Cloud off.

Then all the kingdom hearts characters came out of the ground. And then Leon jumped on Itzuni's head, and then Simba jumped on Leon, and then Mulan jumped on Simba's head, and then Demyx jumped on Mulan's, and so on, until all the characters were stacked.

Itzuni falls face first into the ground and pounds her fist into the ground. "YOU WIN!"