Thread: Animal I've Become: AU of Random!

OOC: Alright, so I decided that since a lot of people want random, random they shall get! But in a seperate thread to keep Kay-chan's thread squeaky clean!

"Alright, so you can have random." The president said. "But just keep it in the thread, okay?"
Meanwhile, Evan was smoking pot in Itzuni's room.

While original universe Tony had been reading Itzuni's story, this universes was leaning on her desk, flirting with her...while still an anthropomorphic tiger.

Itzuni blushed slowly backing away from them. "You guys are crazy."

"Tony, go away. Nobody likes you." Evan says, taking out a chainsaw and sawing at him.

The chainsaw chopped right through Tony, cutting him in two. The two halves regenerated into two separate Tonys. "There can only be one!" they both shouted simultaneously. They continued to start an epic battle of the clones.

tehn horse apears but it wasn hors it just look lik one it was blud evan friend who was curs he came and yelled
"SAFNAKLFNASFGLANDF" blud yeld, ripping Evan's skin off.

"I haven't seen randomness this concentrated since the god modding RP," said Daemon, walking out of Itzuni's closet.

Itzuni hits her forehead and stumbles over a fallen girl with lime green hair. "Eep. I'm so sorry didn't see you there." A voice talks in her head, "do you want the power of god?" Itzuni's eyes widen as she says a silent what the hell. "I shall give it to you!" Itzuni passes out and the girl vanishes.

"You finally came out of the closet." Ed says to Daemon, setting Itzuni's stuff on fire. Meanwhile, the military appeared, and were about to shoot Itzuni.

Itzuni glares at them and snaps her finger. An army of ninja's appear out of nowhere. "TO WAR NINJAS!" As the ninjas engage in combat Itzuni walks over to Ed and does a spin kicks, kicking his head through a wall. "NO!" She dumps a pale of water on the fire.

"HA HA HA!" shouted Daemon sarcastically, "Coming from the guy who is constantly in drag." A halter-top randomly appeared on Daemon replacing his regular clothes. "Bad shifter Daemon, you are not female!" he shouted scolding himself. The feminine clothing burned off as he flexed his muscles.

Just then, a really hot chick came in.
"Hey there, big boy. Does doggy want a treat?" She asked, unzipping Daemon's pants.

Itzuni rubs her head and frowns at the girl. "Why does this always happen in my room." She jumps out of the window and starts flying away. "To WONDERLAND!"

OOC:Did you take your meds today?

A gallon of blood erupted out of Daemons nose. He instantly fainted, losing more and more blood by the second.

OOC: If your talking to me I don't take meds :D if your talking to Ben -__- I didn't want to talk to you either (sarcastic)