Thread: Adventures in Sky City *Me and The Imperial Guard!*

"That doesn't make any sense!" said the Wizard, firing magic energy blasts back at him.

"Nether does this!" said Deadpool, jumping up with his Hyper Combo Bar from the same game and smacking the Wizard off the dragon with it.

"Make sense of this!" Mugen says, ducking to avoid the b;ast, and jumping after him, stabbing at his foe in mid-air.

Deadpool then continued wailing on the Dragon with the Hyper meter, yelling random insults.

The Wizard fell hared to the groun. "Spare me and I'll tell you if you'll beat your arch rival!"

"I have an arch rival?" Mugen asks, stabbing his foe in the face. "Sorry bra, I already know the answer to that."

OOC: In the game, Mugen is little more than a mook, given little characterization beyond a foe the main character has to kill. He barely even speaks, he's just a harder variation of the common enemies. In other words, most of his character is stuff I made up.

"What about Traffis?" asked the wizard.

"Mugen! Heads up!" said Deadpool, rearing back with his hyper meter. "Batter up!" he called, and slugged the dragon with it, sending it flying at Mugen and the wizard.

"Traffis who?" Mugen asks, rolling to the side to dodge the dragon. "Oh, wait, Touchdown. See this?" He asks, showing off his katana. "This was his. I 'inherited' it from him."

The wizard didn't reply because he was crushed under his dragon and killed.

"Cool! Now we can hock him for gold!" said Deadpool, walking over to Mugen with his Hyper Meter over his shoulder. "How much do you think he's worth?"

"Actually, I think the government gets him." Mugen says. "Gold improves the wealth of the nation itself. That's why they have so much in Fort Knox.

"Yeah...but they owe us money!" said Deadpool. "So the way I see it, we're just claiming our reward!"

OOC: When do we bring in our new characters?

OOC: Whenever you feel like it. That's what I'm doing.

"My thoughts exactly. Too bad we killed that Big Poppa guy, he could've found us a fence." Mugen says. "I can find someone in my world, but considering the portal's in the mayor's office, and the mayor may be less than understanding..."

"True." said Deadpool. "But I could just hide the body in hammerspace with my weapons, just get me plenty of lubracant."

"I don't want to know." Mugen says, as out of the sewers behind him, something simultaeously dark and sparkly comes out and whacks him on the head with a baseball bat.
"Ow!" Mugen says, turning around, to see a woman in a shrine maiden uniform with a top hat, a monocle, and fangs behind him. "What the hell, lady?!" He yells.
"You killed my boyfriend!" She yells, sparkling angrily and hitting Mugen in the side of the head, knocking him down ad proceeding to beat him with the bat.

Deadpool blinked, then pulled out a folding chair and set down, watching while eating popcorn. "This is great."

The woman stops as the bat breaks on his head. "Dammit." She says, examining the broken weapon. "Can I borrow a sword?" She asks Deadpool.

"Hold on, let me see..." said Deadpool, pulling out a bunch of random weapons from behind his back. "Broad sword or katana?"