"The sort of thing happens in my place all the time." Mugen says, hopping on his scooter. "Once I killed a communist spaceman with lasers."
Deadpool joined him. "Wait, did you kill him with lasers or did he have lasers?"
"Oh, well that's nothing, I've teamed up with a female version of me, a kid version of me, a dog version of me, and a disemboded zombie version of my own head." said Deadpool. "At the same time."
OOC: The Deadpool Corps comic...
The dragon started shooting fire at them. Deadpool merely dodged. "Hey, think if we kill the Wizard, we can keep his dragon?"
OOC: Should it just be a random sterotypical wizard or do you have someone in mind?
OOC: A wizard made of living gold who can see everyone's future but the parts that directly concern him and specializes in dragon magix would be neat.
"THAT HURT!" Mugen yells, on fire. "Deadpool, can you kind of crouch down for a moment? I've got a plan!"
Deadpool shrugged and did so. "Just don't do something weird! That's my job!"
OOC: Ok, intresting...
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing." Mugen lies, revving up the segway and using it as a ramp, then grabbing onto the dragon. "Mr. Dragonman, I don't believe you heard me the first time, so I'll say it again: Stop destroying things! You and your dragon are a public nuisance, and I won't tolerate it."
The Wizard on its back looked down. "Hey! Get off my dragon! I know everything you do before you do it so long as it doesn't involve me!"
Deadpool growled. "Ok, I don't like being used as a ramp!" he yelled. "Let's see, what should I use?" he asked, pull out a machine gun. "Not strong enough..." he muttered, throwing it away. The a knife. "Too small." Then threw that away and pulled out a battle ax. "Not weird enough."
"Tooo bad, 'cause you're gonna miss that I'll kill you!" Mugen yells, clambering towards the wizard, beam katana in his teeth as he takes a few shots at the wizard with the gun he stole from a gangster.
The Wizard blocked the attack with a force field, then tried to blast Mugen with a spell.
Deadpool kept looking through his weapons. "Ah! I got it!" he said. "Godzillawolf! Post something in spoilers!"
"Thanks!" said Deadpool jumping up and grabbing the spoiler area and then proceeding to hit the dragon in the head repeatedly with it. "Eat spoiler!" he said, then wacked Mugen with it. "That's for using me as a ramp!"
OOC: Deadpool has done something like this, observe as he beats Ironman up with his Health Bar and Hyper Meter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNHW2Aaio6Y
"I pulled it off the page." said Deadpool, beating the dragon further with that. When that wasn't enough, he pulled out his Marval vs. Capcom 3 health bar. "Health bar in your face!" he yelled, smacking the dragon over the head with it.
The wizard staggered back. "You can't hurt me! I'm made of solid gold!" he yelled, clearly unaware of how soft a metal gold was.