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"Hi."
...
"Hey! Pay attention!"
A disembodied voice relinquished you from your state of unconsciousness.
"So uh...WELCOME! ^_^"
You think to yourself: How can a disembodied voice express an emoticon just through the use of sound, but it somehow did it.
"Well, this may be pretty confusing to you, but it's really not. I mean I outlined the rules and everything in a pretty nifty list form..."
You have no idea what the voice is talking about.
"Oh...You don't remember? Well you kind of signed up for this...Well you think you signed up for it. In reality, I actually signed up for you; I bended your will to do so. This is, after all, a lethal experiment. No sane person would willingly go through this."
You go through a series of emotions, including, but not limited to: anger, j_%, fear, depression, confusion, chair, intrigue, and !_a. Eventually, you conclude you want to get the hell out of here.
"Heh...Funny you mention Hell. It was hard renting this place out. Husnain, being Satan after all, was a real douche about it, but I finally managed to convince him after promising I would make him less useless compared to Magikarp."
...You then think Hell is an odd place. It's not really fiery, but...Blank, but a blank that is constantly changing into other blanks.
"Uhh...About my experiment. You're a Pokemon trainer, right? Well of course you are. I already tried this experiment on Battletoads, Digimon, and sitcom actors. Look."
Suddenly, you turn around and see a pile of corpses, composed of muscular yet slimy amphibious skins, digitized remains of monsters (whatever that means), and Bob Saget. The latter, you are relieved is dead, but the rest you cringe at.
"So if you fail this experiment you can join the rest of that mess."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Don't worry, it's not that hard. All you have to do is outlast, uh let's see...1...2...3...oh 41! Yeah, you just have to beat 41 other people. That's not too much to ask for, right?"
...
"Now, I trust you brought your 3 best Pokemon. Well, maybe not your best, but decent ones, right? Well if you didn't, you better hope they work out anyway. When all 3 of your Pokemon faint, you're stuck here. Well not specifically here, you go into an even deeper part of hell. Yeah, that's right, you're banished to the URPG Contest section!"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"But think of the bright side, if you win, you get this nifty gauntlet."
You think to yourself, can you wear it?
"No, of course you can't wear it! It's for looking only! No touching. Oh and you get TM 57, a bunch of them. There's some money too, even for the ones that lose, but I don't know what the hell you'd use money for in Hell."
You're tired of all this nonsense. You just want to get out of Hell...Or URPG...Or wherever you are.
"Alright, alright."
Suddenly everything becomes super blank. Then grid lines start forming everywhere. You see other people too; some of them you recognize as friends, others as enemies, and others (most of them) as down right hideous. The grid lines merge to form what can only be described as Steiner's Roman Surface.
"See, this is what you're battling on. There are rules though. Your Pokemon are limited to an equation of [4x^2+sin(x^4+x/2)]/sqrt(Rj^{a,b,c}) on the quantity vector P^idg/e; a,b,c defined as the selection of your Pokemon placement within the limitation. Furthermore, your Pokemon can navigate within z<x>x
[3 0 4
4 2 2
1 0 2] matrix
if you forgo your normal move. Meanwhile, most Pokemon moves can only attack to the perpendicular longitudinal radius of the curvature as a ratio to the momentum of a flying pie."
...
"OK fine, let me bend your mind again. There, now you are disillusioned to envision the playing field as many columns and rows. A Pokemon can only hit another Pokemon if it is in the same column, unless it uses certain moves that hit many Pokemon. A Pokemon can move left or right instead of using an actual Pokemon move as well. Additionally, 1 of your Pokemon MUST attack every turn, unless it is your last one. This is of course, only a shortened explanation of how this experiment works. I'm sure you've already memorized the RULES by now, right?"
You nod your head.
"Okay, well then, let the experiment begin! I shall call it...The Gauntlet!"
All 42 of you send out your Pokemon. A cascade of colors erupts from 126 Pokeballs, 123 of which thrown by your opponents. Some of you immediately become enraged at the acceptance of certain Pokemon, but you must focus on winning and living...
There are purring creatures, woofing creatures, jumpy creatures, grounded creatures, levitating creatures, flying creatures, swimming creatures, and much more. There's many amorphous blobs of white, joyful, gliding, egg-like Pokemon. There are vicious bats. There is a pensive bird. There's a confused looking panda. There are anthropomorphic Pokemon with blades attached to their arms. There are cackling, jestful ghost Pokemon. There are devilish, poisonous scorpions that would even put the deviousness of Husnain to shame. There's a farm animal. There's a Pokemon that does not even know what's going on. There are ambulant sharks scouting the territory. There are burning primates; one person is even using 3 of them. There's a possessed appliance. There's spinning, aqueous, but psychic stars. There's a tongue, but it turns out it's attached to a Pokemon. There's a spirit with a mouth on its belly. There are hardened, tyrannous, creatures. There are ducks that seem to be familiar with computing the complex geometry of the area. There's a bell-shaped Pokemon, it may actually even be a bell. There's a boar that was thought to be extinct. There's spiky, shocking quadrupeds. There's an armored penguin. There's hunks of metal with claws that seem to be capable of manipulating energy very easily. There's a many-tentacled creature. There's a floating, ghastly shaman. There's a wolf-ish Pokemon standing on two legs, protected by metal. There's a clownish Pokemon that seems to be always encased in a glass box. There's deep sea dragons testing the waters (there's water in random places apparently for some Pokemon). There's a Pokemon with a blazing cannon. There's a sheep, there's a sheep with no wool. There's a dragonfly, a dragon that flies, and a dragon that is grounded, but floating. There are mysterious Pokemon in flowing dresses, akin to the ones with blades on their arms. There's a shelled Pokemon with a smirk on its darkened face. There's a leafy gecko that paces back and forth, rearing to fight. There's a mystic, mustached, spoon-wielding wizard. There's a tiny, spiny, fiery Pokemon, as well as its final form somewhere too. There's a chilling walrus that does not look like much of a pushover. There's an enormous Pokemon that looks as though it's sleeping. There's a vampiric, gliding creature. There's a cosmic pink Pokemon waving its hands. There's a buff looking electric Pokemon. There's a hellish canine as well as a loyal looking one. There are some sea anemone attached to the surface, firmly. There's a Pokemon with other tiny Pokemon on its back. There's a ferry-like water Pokemon with a shell on its back. There's a putrid smelling skunk. There's an overgrown chicken capable of advanced fighting techniques. There's a lily pad that likes to dance. There's a miniature, dinosaur-like creature with a mushroom for a cranium. There's a ball of pure evil and wickedness. There's a mermaid-like four-footed creature. There's a vicious plant with teeth. There's a psychic, nimble cat Pokemon and a nimble cat Pokemon. There are also some other Pokemon. Many Pokemon cry out their name while others get to know their 2 partners for this insane event. They take their positions. The alluring Pokemon in dresses focus on copying the ability of another species. Meanwhile, a sandstorm seems to have erupted by some of the tyrannical looking Pokemon. Two Pokemon are applying more pressure around themselves.
Bumblebee's Gardevoir Traces DrStubbsberg's Gallade's Steadfast.
Eraizaa-Kun's Gardevoir Traces Kai-Mei's Kingdra's Swift Swim.
Siless's Gardevoir Traces Buzzer's Electivire's Motor Drive.
DrStubbsberg's Porygon2 Downloads Special Attack.
One of the Tyranitar whip up a Sandstorm first.
Zeferin's Dusknoir is exerting Pressure.
sec's Spiritomb is exerting Pressure.
Stats: https://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=te6HVV7ORk6jZ45z_3VP7BQ&hl=en&authkey=CPisyqoL#gid=0
Rules and chat: Forum FFA Rules and Chat
Sending your moves form:
Pokemon:
Pokemon:
Pokemon:
Boost: (optional, but it's best to put something here just in case)
Other: (optional)
Message: (optional)
Example
Pokemon: Squirtle use Water Gun on Row 4 (CoolGuy22) SLOT 1 (Kingdra)
Pokemon: Bulbasaur, move one slot to the right
Pokemon: Charmander, use Substitute on yourself
Boost: Defense, even though I doubt Water Gun will KO Kingdra!
Other: Does Squirtle learn Harden?
Message: attention everyone, don't attack my Bulbasaur, it's the mascot of this website!
Remember, one of your Pokemon must be treated as though it is under the conditions of Taunt every turn, except it can't move slots. When you attack, you choose the ROW/Username and SLOT you are targetting. If the attack hits many Pokemon, then you just need to choose the ROW. This is elaborated more in the rules. You have 48 hours to send your moves. You can chat in the sign up thread.
Trivia: How many groups of speed ties will occur on turn 1?
If you have questions, ask me through any way you want (PM, IM, VM, etc.)e



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