HiPS is better with words than me, but still... Why not use what you have?
Harry makes a mean speech that I'm sure will bring the toughest crashing to their knees! Alaska's stories would bode down so well in the Writer's Workshop. MK and Buoy's singing in the Media Menagerie! WTP and Roulette's battling expertise in the Video Game forums, or more specifically the Battle Center! Chainy and Winter's role playing skills would excel in the RP section! Captain Dude's debating in The War Room! The numerous chat threads are all looking for new people with new things to talk about, and they make everyone feel welcome. Go forth and conquer the forums, and while you're at it, (re-)spark an interest in the URPG!