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the pokemon war (badgraedbadgraedsom1halp) (WWC) I worked really hard on this story, please tell me what you think!
one day a giant meteor fell from sky and killed everyone
in light of tragedy giovanni take control and plunge the world into darkness
luckily there was a super awesome trainer named derpmaster who was ready to take on giovanni an all his minions
the first minion he had was a real sexy gardevoir - she was super duper hot and i wanted to sex her but i found out that it was really a dude because gardevoirs can be dudes too isnt that crazy
so i basically left him alone and i didnt have to use my kung-fu (its called aikido, you wouldn't know about it) on him
then derpmaster goes to the mall and buys a my chemical romance CD and a green day CD because both of those bands are amazing
one really awesome day happened where derpmaster drank a shitload of mountain dew and went to a good charlotte concert with nickelback headlining
chad kroger is an ugly douchebag but joel and benji are so cute so thats why i went <3; also draco malfoy from harry potter was there too and he was SOOO GOOD LOOKING omg
then i went home and i realized that giovanni was my daddy and he saw me with my snakebites in and he got hella mad
he hit me and i swore id have revenge on him
the next day i find his persian and kick it in the stomach and it ran away i lol'd
but then he was behind me and he took my prized possesion, my sweet phanpy
phanpy is blue and has red stripes and he has the cutest trunk ever you just wanna hug him and squeeze him until he suffocates and dies but you dont do that because you love phanpy too much
anyway phanpy was locked inside dads room and i busted down the door and rescued him
giovanni was sleeping in his Tempur Collection(©) mattress and was lookin really comfy so when he heard me bust down his door he got PISSED
now is where the story gets good giovanni beats derpmaster up and beats up phanpy too and jesse and james were there and they were crying for some reaso cause of a pikachu
pikachu is ugly anyway why do they want pikachu
after i gathered up all of the pieces of the star map and harnessed the power of castle grayskull i challenged giovanni to a final showdown ON THE FUCKING MOON
luckily i had prepared for this battle years in advance
giovanni was too busy tryin to figure out how to move around and he didnt realize that the enemys gate is down, LOL ENDER'S GAME REFERENCE
so i beat him up real bad while hes strugllin and push him into the sun
then we go back to earth in a deoxys-D ship and me and deoxys and phanpy all dreak tea and laugh & play together it was so awesome we listened to justin bieber too nvm my friend told me that guy is a fag with girl hair
and then we all were praised for our heroic actions against the evil man and we got free ramen for life just like naruto
oh and somewhere in there i was trying to catch porygon-z in giovannis alienware PC
the ball shook once!
twice!!
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Originally Posted by Feng 
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