Thread: a satire on reffing

Free For All
Revolution
No Items
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
No Perish Song
Hit One
No Intimidate
No Encore
No Redirect
Acupressure and Helping Hand can target others
The top 25 Pokemon in the URPG Census 2011 can't be used.

What's worse than an Arcanine chasing you?

Two Arcanine chasing you!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN!

TheEvilDookie (Metapod) gets 1,000.
Shozuka (Espeon) gets 1,000.
8-Bit (Eevee) gets 1,000.
JokesterJesse (Skitty) gets 1,500.
Stinky (Scizor) gets 2,000.
Legendary Master (Drapion) gets 2,500.
We Taste Pies... (Lickilicky) gets 3,000.
Ketamine (Tentacruel) gets 3,500.
Feng (Mantine) gets 4,000.
Ash K. (Vespiquen) gets 4,500.
ChainReaction01 (Tangrowth) gets 5,000.
Alaskapigeon (Absol) gets 5,500.
WinterVines (Espeon) gets 6,000.
Noble One (Lucario) gets 6,500.
Xali (Tangrowth) gets 7,000.
Buzzer (Xatu) gets 7,500.
derian (Arcanine) gets 8,250.
Monbrey (Arcanine) gets 8,250.

I should get 9,000.

Elite 4 Battle
6 VS. 6
Revolution
Items Allowed
Sleep Clause
Freeze Clause
OHKO Clause

Elite Xali (Ambipom, Gardevoir, Starmie, Metagross, Jolteon, Crobat)
Ketamine (Alakazam, Crobat, Infernape, Metagross, Kingdra, Starmie)

Ambipom started with Fake Out against Kingdra, but it ended up hitting Alakazam. Gardevoir switched in on Alakazam's Focus Blast. Then Kingdra switched in on Gardevoir. Xali was having trouble against Kingdra and it's double D's and Dragon Dance x 2, because Gardevoir only had B cups. However, Metagross managed to Psych Up it on Outrage. This forced Kingdra to Haze, and it even got to put Metagross to sleep with Yawn. However, Kingdra was low and fainted. Then it was TE Metagross against TO Metagross, but TO switched in Starmie. The Scarf Starmie used Trick Room and the opposing LO Metagross used Trick. o_o Weird moves, but gave TO's Starmie the upper hand. Trick Room ended soon after Starmie Reflected and Recovered against repeated Thunderpunches. Alakazam soon came in and used Energy Ball, but it didn't hit Starmie, it hit Crobat! However, Alakazam was soon gone and another Crobat came in, wtf!!!! TO's Crobat neutralized the other with two Hypnosis, because of Lum Berry on TE's. TE's Metagross then came back and Crobat used U-Turn to make it Metagross against Metagross. TO's Sleep Metagross woke up and failed with Sleep Talk and TE's Infernape switched in. Infernape guessed wrong and used Grass Knot as Metagross dealt a punishing Zen Headbutt to KO. Starmie then had a go against TO's Metagross. It used Confuse Ray, but it didn't help as the Metagross still managed to muster up a Thunderpunch. Metagross then didn't try to finish up Starmie, but allowed Jolteon to take over, while Starmie used Reflect. Jolteon then KO'd Starmie. TE's Scarf Metagross tried Earthquake against Jolteon, but Jolteon was still faster and used Substitute. This meant it knew to Magnet Rise, although TE's Crobat just came in. Nonetheless, the sleeping bat was KO'd, and Metagross too after seeing Zen Headbutt couldn't 2HKO. The weakened Alakazam was then also KO'd.

Elite Xali gets 4,000.
Ketamine gets 3,000.

I should get 4,000.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Shelmet)
VolcanFlame (Roggenrola)

Stone Edge and Rock Slide too powerful!

Ketamine gets 500.
VolcanFlame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Shelmet)
VolcanFlame (Roggenrola)

Rock Slide missed and there is no thing as Mach Rock or Rock jet, especially not for Roggenrola!

Ketamine gets 1,000.
VolcanFlame gets 500.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Shelmet)
VolcanFlame (Roggenrola)

Stone Edge missed and Explosion was Protected against.

Ketamine gets 1,000.
VolcanFlame gets 500.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Shelmet)
VolcanFlame (Roggenrola)

Explosion does not even KO after Stone Edge missed.

Ketamine gets 1,000.
VolcanFlame gets 500.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Shelmet)
VolcanFlame (Roggenrola)

Stone Edge and Rock Slide hit this time.

Ketamine gets 500.
VolcanFlame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Shelmet)
VolcanFlame (Boldore)

Too evolved for you punk!

Ketamine gets 500.
VolcanFlame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Axew)
VolcanFlame (Boldore)

Screw Axew.

Ketamine gets 500.
VolcanFlame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Fraxure)
VolcanFlame (Boldore)

Rivalry Outrage so strong...

Ketamine gets 1,000.
VolcanFlame gets 500.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Fraxure)
VolcanFlame (Boldore)

THE POWER

Ketamine gets 1,000.
VolcanFlame gets 500.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Ketamine (Charmander)
VolcanFlame (Boldore)

FIRE FIRE FIRE

Ketamine gets 500.
VolcanFlame gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Shozuka (Axew)
JokesterJesse (Ducklett)

Hurricane too strong!

Shozuka gets 500.
JokesterJesse gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Shozuka (Axew)
JokesterJesse (Ducklett)

Rivalry sets Axew back against the female Ducklett.

Shozuka gets 500.
JokesterJesse gets 1,000.

I should get 500.

1 VS. 1
B/W

Shozuka (Axew)
JokesterJesse (Ducklett)

nope

Shozuka gets 500.
JokesterJesse gets 1,000.

I should get 500.