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3v3
no helds
no weather
ohko/slp/frz clause
random rolled mons

Xali Vs Elrond

Luxray, Espeon, Garchomp | Mr. Mime, Gyarados, Kabutops

It started off with Garchomp SRing and Gyarados roar the scary dragon away. Next was Espeon that yawned while gyara taunted.

The two swapped out for Luxray and Mr. Mime, with mime coning and lux discharging. after a few turns, Lux was killed by and eqing gara after a swap. Back came Espeon, with him yawning as gyara twaved...paring the both. This will cause a lot of really bad rolls for Xali.

After a while, as espeon was almost dead, Gyara switched to mime again and Chomp in for espeon. Chomp finished off Mime.

Back came gyara, trying for a ice fang, but failed cuz of par as Chomp switched to espeon. Espeon rested, slept talked, and finished off gyara with psychic.

Finally kapubtops showed up, but espeon wasted two moves as the tail end of a rain dance from gyara ended, meaning that Kaputops could work with that nice speed boost from swift swim. Chomp finished him with two EQs.

Xali gets 1K
Elrond gets .5K
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages: 6.5K

Snowpoint Gym Battle
3v3
dppt
no items
hail
no clauses

Leader Derian Vs Roulette Dares

Froslass, Mamoswine, Jynx | Infernape, Lapras, Empoleon

Well, it started with Froslass and Nape, lass twaving nape as he flare blitzed, koing lass. Well, the ice mamograph...god, that is such a bad mental image...rocked nape's world and eq'd it to death. Nape missed mamo thanx to snow cloak.

Well, lappy came out, got a few moves in, but was taken out with mamo's super powa: lazer vizion. Empoleon Bonaparte finished him.

Well, finally, it was jynx's turn, since Derian's Lappy was in the daycare. With a...um..."Lovely Kiss", which I guess is the same as when Justin Beiber kisses you, jynx sealed empoleon's fate.

Derian defends the gym for 2K
Roulette gets 1K
I get 1.5K for reffing

wages 1.5K

3v3
no crazy sh*t *as said by Alaska*

Alaska vs Lightningfast

Honchkrow, Dragonite, Feraligatr | Raichu, Garchomp, Electirive

Well, it started out with honchy and Rai, with rai nasty plotting as honchy misses with a swagger. tbolt was the end of the bird. Next was Nite, that got par'd as he took out rai. Next was chomp that had some really bad luck with a dragon rush, even though I told Lightning my dice hated him, but managed to take down nite though it was almost dead itself. Fera aka Poseidon took out chompy. Well, what happened next was a lawl as lightning misses a thunder, letting Poseidon get a dragon dance in, but all in vain as vire got a thunder hit next turn.

LightningFast gets 1K
Alaska gets .5K
I get 1.5K

wages 3K

16 (wo)man FFA
Revolution
No Helds
No Weather/Terrain
No Sleep Moves
Perish Song Banned
Encore Banned
Accuracy/Evasion Banned
Intimidate Negated
Hit-all moves hit-one


16)Nemo with Chatot gets 1000
15)TED with Sceptile gets 1000
14)Legendary Master with Froslass gets 1000
13)wtheburgerkingw with Garchomp gets 1500
12)Ayamekijo with lapras gets 2000
11)Gliscorman with Raticate gets 2500
10)Feng with Mantine gets 3000
9)Bandito with Rhyperior gets 3500
8)Alaska with Absol gets 4000
7)Roulette Dares with Infernape gets 4500
6)Katemine with Alakaam B gets 5000
5)Neoslayer with Alakazam A gets 5500
4)Pidge with Togekiss gets 6000
3)Buzzer with Xatu gets 6500
2)Synthesis with Porygon-Z gets 7500
1)Derian with Arcanine gets 8000

I get 8000

wages 11K

1v1
bay sex
D/P/Pt,
No Items
No Terrain/Weather

8-bit Vs Ketamine

Haunter | Azurill

Haunter used shady ball on the first turn. Fail.

8-bit gets 1000
Ketamine gets 500
I get 500 for reffing

wages: .5K

3v3
dppt
clauses 0ff
no crazy shit

Alaska Vs wintervines

Salamence, Sableye, Butterfree | Dusknoir, Mamoswine, Swampert

Were were just a Grovyle short of a nice RP battle.

WinterVines gets 1K
Alaska get .5K
I get 1.5K for reffing

wages 2K

2 vs 2
dppt
no weather
helds on
slp/frz/ohko clause
challenger sends first

Alaska Vs Captain Dude

Staraptor, Electivire | Togekiss, Dragonite

Violet Gym Battle

Well, it started off a little evened with Staraptor being KO'ed by two AC's, but leaving Kiss with only 17% hp. Electivire come and finished the job, but not before and extremespeed brought it down enough for an EQing,mulitscaled Dragonite holding a life orb to b*tch slap the poor mon to dead.

Alaska get 2K, defends gym
Captain Dude gets 1K
I get 1K for reffing

expected wages: 1K

2 vs 2
dppt
no weather
helds on
slp/frz/ohko clause

Captain dude vs ChainReaction
Staraptor, ??? | Beautifly, Electivire

This battle was funny because Chain random rolled his mons only to get the types for the first two episodes of Pokemon: Bug Vs Flying and then Electric Vs Flying. It started with beautifly switching with vire to get hit with a brave bird only to then meditate next turn. Unfortunately, Chain forgot that Staraptor can hurt a lot with return and got electivire KO'd before any electric attack was made. The bird then took a single bite out of the bug and it was KO'd.

Captain Dude gets 1K for winning
ChainRecation gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

expected wages: 2K

4v4
revo
held on
no weather/terr

Roulette Dares Vs Turtwig A

Yanmega (choice scarf), Gliscor (toxic orb), Infernape (Expert Belt), ??? | Torterra, Sudowoodo (Charcoal), Swampert (lefties), Rampados (Life Orb)

Well, the battle started off with Yanmega bug buzzing Torterra to death, but not before the giant turtle took a few chunk out of Yanmega's HP letting Sudowoodo's rock slide finish him up. Afterwards, Gliscor came in and, with the help of poison heal and toxic orb, SD'd and had enough HP to finish off Sudowoodo and take a hit at Swampert with u-turn. Afterwards, Nape came in and swept with a grass knot and a close combat.

Roulette gets 1.5K
Turtwig A gets 750
I get 2K for reffing

expected wages 4K