Thread: I'm sexy like Gaga

1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs 8-bit

Aipom | Gastly

A purple Monkey hits a being made entirely of gas with a fist of ice from its tail. Makes sense.

WinterVines gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 16K

1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs 8-bit

Aipom | Gastly

The monkey now gets with the a sucker, and retaliates by throwing a snow cone.

WinterVines gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 16.5K

1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

WinterVines Vs 8-bit

Aipom | Gastly

Lord Vadpom is assaulted by the Emperor with Miley Cirus music as payback, so Lord Vadpom almost throws the Emperor into space. The Emperor then hits Lord Vadpom with his nonexisting arms with a sucker punch, so Lord Vadpom, emotionally upset, throws the emperor into a freezer, which he...

"picks up the freezer, puts it in the air lock, and shoots it off into space. And people wept, dogs howled, bagpipes played and a person was pissed because he left his macaroni salad in the freezer."

WinterVines gets 1K
8-bit gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 17K

D/P/Pt
1vs1
No Weather, Terain, Items, etc
Basics

Weegee VS Rainbowmoondust

Trapinch | Budew

Trapinch is a Earth-God

Weegee gets 1K
Rainbowmoondust gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 17.5K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Flame melts steel.
Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 18K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Flamer! Flamer! Flamer!

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 18.5K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Beldum just can't get a break.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 19K

Beldum 1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

Beldum, remember that one day, you will be a Metagross. You will pwn then.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 19.5K

Beldum 1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Beldum | Torchic

In soviet russia, Chick Roast you!

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 20K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Even evolved, he can't beat a chicken.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 20.5K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Hyper Beam Fail

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 21K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Psychic Fail

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 21.5K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

Zen butt again. Torchic is killing.

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 22K

1v1
BAY SEX
Normal stuff

Gliscorman Vs Buzzer

Metang | Torchic

One Torchic won Buzzer 10K. GG

Buzzer gets 1K
Gliscorman get .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages 22.5K

New Wages

Veilstone Gym Battle
3v3
Revo
no Weather/Terrain
Freeze Clause, Sleep Clause, OHKO clause
All of the leader’s Pokémon know the Gym TM (Bulk Up)

Leader HiPS vs Ash K.

Infernape, Electivire, Hitmonchan | Salamence, Togekiss, Gallade

Well, to make a short story shorter, Mence Dragon dance, and then danced across the board and all over HiPS's mons. EQ, Aerial Ace, and EQ means that Ash K. wins.

Ash K. gets 2K, Veilstone badge, and TM Bulk Up
HiPS gets 1K
I get 1.5K for reffing