Thread: I'm sexy like Gaga

2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, Torterra | Omastar, Eevee

Nido got watered down, Torterra eq'd-----again

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 14.5K

2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking | Omastar, Eevee

Nido EP owned

Alaska gets 1K
Noble One gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 15.5K

Ice Dojo Battle
3v3
revo
hail/normal terrain
sleep and ohko clauses
no helds

Sensei roulette dares Vs Challenger HiPS

Froslass, Mamoswine, Lapras | Scizor, Infernape, Lucario

Well, the battle started with Lappy against Scizor, and started out good for Hips as he set up a double swords dance, but the hail and a lucky double protect let lappy finish him off with an ice shard.

Next came the ape, who made quick work of lappy. Next came mamo, who Eq'd the ape and sent him flying. Finally, there was Lucario, who's speed and aura sphere got the better of Mamo. Then there was frolass, who con-haxed the way to victory.

PS, my dice REALLY, REALLY hate Hips.

Sensei Roulette dares defends dojo, gets 1K
Challenger Hips gets .5K
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages 17K

2v2
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Nidoking, Torterra | Omastar, Lucario

Nido got humped by Oma, who then got his world shook by Tort, who then got a cold hand...um...*something dirty* by Lucario, who was deemed by God to levitate above no ground with mag rise.


Noble One gets 1K
Alaska gets .5K
I get 1K for reffing

Wages 14.5K

6v6
DPPt
Normal weather
No helds

Alaska Vs Noble One

Dragonite, Charizard, Nidoking, Garchomp, Sandslash, Feraligatr | Electirive, Lucario, Espeon, Floatzel, Sceptile, ???

Great battle. First there was Dragonite against Electirive. Dragon outraged elect to death, but was killed with luc's "ice punchie". Then came out char, who died with a Stone edge. Next was Nidoking, who failed by posting earth power first so that Luc could mag rise out of the way.

Next, Espeon set up a calm mind sweep, taking out nido, Garchomp *HP Dragon kills fast* , and most of Sandslash. Then Floatzel came in and got rid of sandslash. Finally, Fera, aka Poseidon, took a stand and used toxic against floatzel, which ended up helping with Poseidon winning that round. Unfortunately for Poseidon, Sceptile came out and used "Leaf the fucking Blade" for Noble's victory.

Noble gets 2K for winning
Alaska gets 1K
I get 3K for reffing

Wages 17.5K

NEW WAGES

3v3
Normal battle
Revo

Noble One Vs Buzzer

Lucario, Sceptile, Jolteon | Swampert, Xatu, Charizard

ROFL

I promised that if Lucario swept, then I would rofl. It did. Buzzer tried to kill that damn Luc, but mag rise on top of HP grass, extreme speed and stone edge proved to be too much for Buzzer's team. Buzzer forfeited.

Noble get 1K
Buzzer gets .5K
I get 1.5K for reffing

wages: 1.5K

3v3
Normal all
DPPT

Monbrey vs Acetrainer17

Togekiss, Swampert, Charizard | Electrode, Drapion, Venusaur

Monbrey go to send first. It started with Tog came out and par'd electrode as it t-bolted. Tog then set up a nasty plot+air slash combo to take out electrode. Drapion came in and took care of tog after getting hit by a final Xtremespeed.

Swampert came out and first mud shot for a speed drop and then eq for the finisher. Venu, though, seed bombed and wiped swampert right off the map.

Finally, Zard came in with a DD and "Fware Bwitz" and fried that plant to ashes.

Monbrey 1K
Ace .5K
Wages 3K

Bay Sex
Weather: Sh*t storm
NO ITEMS, NO CLOTHES, NO NOTHING, EVARRRRRRR

Wintervines Vs Coasting Wingull

Shellder Vs Treeko

Treeko pwns water type.

Coasting Wingull gets 1K
Wintervines gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

wages: 3.5K

2v2
Normal stuff

Kanga Vs Synthesis

Heracross, Alakazam | Ampibom, Bronzong

I only had 15% battery life on my laptop when I started this battle, so I had no time for my usual jokes. Hera beat up ampibom with some close combats after a quick fake out on his part. Next, Bronzong come out and took out Hera, but was down for the count when Ala came in. In desperation, Bronzong exploded, taking himself and ala with him.

Kanga gets $750
Synthesis gets $750
I get 1k for reffing

Wages 4.5K

4v4
Revo
Holds off
Normal Weather/Terrain
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO/Evasion clause *love these rules*

Monbrey Vs Roulette Dares

Ampipom, Infernape, Jolteon, Gliscor | Drapion, Ursaring, Houndoom, Roserade

I have seen a monkey beat the crap out of a turtle before, but these primates beat the sh*t out of a scorpion, a bear, a hell hound, and a plant.

Ambi came in and built up both a nasty plot/curse set up that left it pretty much a sweeper for Drapion *thanks to technician*, Ursaring *thanks to speed*, and was finally taken down by houndoom. That, though, was a short victory as infernape came in and swept, even with toxic spikes being set up against him.

Monbrey gets 1.5K
Roulette Dares gets $750
I get 2K for reffing

Wages 6.5K

Sootopolis Gym Battle
3v3
DPPt
Helds Off
Rain
Sleep / OHKO / Freeze Clause
Ocean Terrain

Gym Leader Bumblebee Vs Challenger Mubz

Huntail, Kingdra, Floatzel | Tyranitar, Electivire, Sceptile

Well, I picked this up after Khajmer had to leave for something. I came in with ttar dead, Sceptile at 40%, electivire down to about a quarter hp and floatzel was all that was left of the gym leader's team. Floatzel rain danced as elec dealt a tbolt before getting KO'd by an aqua jet, which beat out it's attempted quick attack.

Scept then came in, in hopes to pull off a few quick moves to get the victory. Unfortunately for Mubz, though, scept's quick attack did finish off floatzel *7 HP!!!* and let floatzel pull off a finishing ice fang.

BB gets 2K for defending his gym
Mubz gets 1K for his challenge
I get 1.5K for reffing

Wages: 8K

Pewter Gym Battle
4v4
DP
challenger sends first
clauses ON
Weather: Sandstorm

Leader Gliscorman Vs Dancingdodo

Tyranitar, Cradily, Gliscor, Aggron | Dewgong, Venusaur, Clefable, Mismagius

Battle started out with Dewgong and Cradily, with dewgong taking out the Sand with hail. After a few ice attacks, Cradily was out and ttar came in with SS. Dewgong hailed again.

After dragon dancing, ttar took care of dewgong, along with Venusaur, but not before Venu leech seeded, setting up a hail+LS hax on ttar. Fable came in then, but got tore up with outrage, which left ttar confused and LS'd with very little HP.

this is were Mismag comes in. with a lucky roll, ttar smaxkills itself before it could OHKO with crunch. Gliscor came in, but was OHKO'd with icebeam, leaving Aggron the gym leader's only mon.

Aggron tried to take finish off off Mis, but a Nasty plot and two tbolts was too much for aggron.

Dodo get 2K, Boulder Badge, and TM Stone Edge
Gliscorman gets 1K
I get 2K for reffing

Wages 10K

Dragon Dojo Battle
6v6
Revolution
No Holds
Default Terrain
Sun
Sleep/Freeze/OHKO clauses

Sensei Ash K. Vs Challenger Kai-Mei

Dragonite (Supreme Lord), Tyranitar (Lord of Sand), Charizard (Fire Demon), Salamence (Overlord), Garchomp (Underlord), Kingdra (no cool name) | Swampert, Starmie, Milotic, Rotom-F, Lapras, Deoxys-A (God)

My brain is still hurting from this monster. With a lot of technicalities and other really odd rules and problems *such as deoxys-A doesn't work in the calc* aside, this was a great battle.

This started out with Charizard and Swampert, but ended shortly when Ash had added solarbeam to Zard's arsenal just minutes before the battle began, throwing the challenger off, and sent swampert to an early, unexpected grave. Next came rotom-f, the Haxking. After seting up a conray/twave hax on Zard, Ash called him back to send out Dragonite, but remembered that rotom-f had ice moves, so back came Nite and in came Kingdra. Once again the Haxking set up its con/par, letting Kingdra get a whole lot of nowhere.

Then, the real fun started. Tyranitar came in, and since I was bored, I went into dramatic reffing where I told the story of the dragon Lords, and how Lapras, who had switched in for rotom, tried to appeal to them with a dance. The Lord of sand, though, was not impressed. After dancing himself, he then impaled Lapras with the stony edge of this sword, and then turned to Milotic, who was shortly eaten with a loud Crunch, but not before the beautiful snake released a toxin into the Lord.

Crippled and almost dead, the Lord switched out for the Fire Demon Zard as rotom cam back out. Seeming as if had forgotten it's paralyzed body, the Fire Demon switched places with the Underlord, who, with the help of the Sandstorm from the Lord of Sand, torn into Rotom's metalic body, ripping circuits and electronic out as he killed the motorized mon. Rotom, though, lived up to its haxking title and gave one last conray before meeting its end.

Then, the Heavens sang out in an emaculous immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens descended Deoxys-A. After working out how to calc Deoxys, the Underlord protected himself from God's presence as God tried to pursuit him. Seeing that this God had failed, the Underlord came to realize that this was a False God, and thus he attack without fear as the False God used his comsmic powers to protect him. In an act of desperation, the False God shot out a boost of psychic energy as attacked in an Outrage.

With the false God no more, a lone Starmie was all that stood up against the Dragon Lords, but it wasn't afraid. Without haste, the starfish took out the Underlord with an Ice beam, and thus killed the first of the Dragon Lords. With the Underlord dead, The Overlord took over, and gave a scary face at Starmie for its fallen comrade. Starmie not only attack, but also momentarily froze the overlord before a same turn thaw released him. Furies with the turn of events, the Overlord attacked in his own Outrage against Starmie as Starmie finished him off with Ice beam.

Then, from all the outcries of the Dragon Lords, the Supreme Lord returned, and used his heal bell to prove a point that the Dragon Lords would never fall. Then, to show Starmie that it was in a tier far beneath that of dragons, finished it off with a might Hyperbeam that obliterated it and its trainer into the nothing.

Sensei Ash K. defends his Dojo and gets 2K
Kai-Mei gets 1K for challenging
I get 3K for reffing

Wages 13K

Water Dojo Battle
4v4
Revo
Auto Rain
Road Terrain
no helds
sleep/freeze clause on, OHKO clause on
XD

Sensei Kai-Mei Vs Challenger Legendary Master

Swampert, Starmie, Kingdra, Ludicolo | Infernape, Garchomp,Jolteon, Electivire

The battle started off with Swampert against the unlikely choice, Infernape. Nape started out with a fake out, followed by a grass knot, but Swamp set up a Stealth rock that helped with the remaining match. after getting the KO, swamp went out and Starmie came in.

Nape switched at the sight of the aggro water mon, and went in for jolt. Kai-Mei then switched to Ludicolo as LM thunder spammed, that lead to a PAR on lud, but that wasn't enough to keep lud from KOing Jolt. It was enough, though, for Electivire to outspeed Lud for a quick revenge kill.

After Lud was dead, Kingdra came out and DD'd twice to let it KO evire with a waterfall. Nape came back then, only to fake out and mach punch Kingdra to a 2HKO. Starmie was then forced, but made quick work of the fire monkey.

Finally, all that were left was Starmie and Garchomp. Starmie sent off an ice beam, but Garchomp then started on a sand attack spam, leading to two turns of missed ice beams *just for a side note, my dice REALLY hate Dojo Sensei*. After getting sick of it, Kai-Mei the used psych up as chomp crunched. This let the dojo sensei finish the dragon off with an ice beam.

Good Game

Sensei Kai-Mei gets 2K for defending the Dojo
Challenger Legendary Master gets 1K for an honorable battle.
I get 2K for having to ref this dice nightmare.

Wages 15K

1v1
Bay Sex battle
no weather/terrain

Buzzer Vs Gliscorman

Budew | Mareep

Budew tired to growth build to finish off mareep, but a charged thunder and a couple singal beams meant a dead plant. Time to weed the garden.

Gliscorman gets 1K
Buzzer gets .5K
I get .5K for reffing

Wages 15.5K