Random: Um, I think Derian gave me a Vaporeon, not an Electrode.
Nothing like almost putting it off until the last second. Nothing better than freaking everyone out and pretending that I had nothing planned... well, no, there's loads of things that are better. But whatever. Ahahaha. So it’s that time of year again, and I can actually afford only somewhat crappy gifts this time. Sweet. XD
First goes to Derian. Erm, it isn’t much, but I hope you don’t mind. It’s TM 74 Ice Punch, cause you’re the Snowpoint Gym leader and whatnot. So, erm, teach it to your Jynx or something, cause it’s got great Attack and stuff. XD
Blargh, Synthesis, there wasn’t much that I could actually give you, seeing as you can probably get whatever I have and for better. It’s not really much, and it isn’t nearly as nice as your gift to me. But, on your request, I’mma giving you this little Luxray. Go nuts. Kidding, cause it’s kinda sad. And probably allergic to nuts.
But thanks for helping out with the conspiracy and whatnot. It was awesome. ^.^
Ability: Intimidate or Rivalry
Level Up Moves:
But, here’s a nice Mudkip, cause you said you were jealous of my Swampert at one point in time. It’s nothing special now, but when it evolves it’s a beastly wall, unless mean people with Infernape and Grass Knot *coughcough* come in and beat him up. Treat him well. And remember that he can kill those pesky pseudos with enough patience.
Next one goes to Monbrey. Cause you probably hate me as much as your dice do, and maybe more than that. I bugged you all the time, even when you were being a weirdo and having a life or something… nuts…
You said that your gift to me didn’t take that much effort; I’mma argue and say that my gift to you consisted of looking through my giveawayable mons and seeing what you didn’t have. Which was pretty much nothing. I warned you that my gift to you would kinda suck. Therefore, my Gallade goes to you, complete with final proof as to how badly I suck at spriting. I couldn’t even make it transparent, so I wasted time matching it to the BMG template background. And then they changed it to this maroon Christmasy thing, so it's off again. And since you don’t even use BMG anymore, it’s kinda useless. Curse your Proboards. Course, you’ll never use this sprite cause you have a different way of doing your stats, gahdarnit. Anywho, here’s Gallade:
Level Up Moves
Obtained: Evils and Choices (AKA the other really long and boring story) (9/23/2010) as a Gallade
Well, you helped me out a bunch so far. Even if your dice are literally the bane of my existence and caused a bunch of problems in my URPG times here… yeah, no. You almost always reffed for me even when you were supposed to be doing something radical like having a life or something <which you still manage to do>, and that’s pretty cool. And you never rage when I stall/hax like there’s no tomorrow, or bring Deoxys-D to your FFA’s and have to slowly and painstakingly whittle stuff down with Night Slas-Shade, which is pretty nice. You also lent me your Starmie free of charge for the Gym Tourney (which happened to end in epic fail on my part) and for some other stuff (which never happened at all, XD), which was pretty cool. And then even when that incident happened involving the you-know-what, when you really should have raged at me but didn’t, you didn’t block me or anything. I’m sorry that I had to get you involved in that, even when it most definitely wasn’t your fault.
Blargh, I hate sentimental stuff. So I’ll just be a nerd and talk about your new Gallade instead.
There’s not much special about him, and nothing fancy. Erm, he’s the only Gallade in the URPG with no battling record at all, even as a basic. Cause I’m nuts like that. But other than that, he kinda sucks. Go TM him and make him happy. ^.^ And I totally stole that smiley from you. ^.^
Bwahahaha, now for the gift that started it all. He goes to Ebail.
Before I say anything else, I just want to say that I never, ever want to try to out-TM you on anything, ever again. Or at least I’ll pick something with a nicer movepool. I mean, I’d get just enough money to buy a single TM when BOOM! you’d go into the mart and buy, like, seven of them. Blargh. And I still lost. Awesome… T_T
And I totally spoiler’ed it in case you’re ever on your PSP. ^.^
Argh, sentimental crap. I hate sentimental crap. But I promised some sort of speech. So here goes.
Erm, so it’s kinda a “thank you for everything” sort of deal. You helped me out so much when I was still a newbie, and I couldn’t repay you then. Then you helped me out when I became less of a newbie, and you talked to me a lot when I was still pretty much a newbie. You’ve been a great friend so far, and even though we might have fought about some things, friendship like those little weed thingies is cool. Even if you did get me addicted to hunting down Dragon Ball Z episodes on Youtube. You helped me get AIM and deal with stuff that happened after, warned me against all evils that start with “c” <those blasted cabbages>, tea <fail code ftw!>, and other depressing stuff <siblings> even if you felt that I wasn’t listening. I swear, I was. And I’m really, really glad that you did all of that.
So, in short, this is for sticking around when I was being a jerk, and being my friend when I wasn’t.
Ability: Swarm or Technician
Level Up Moves:
TM/HM's: TM 06 Toxic, TM 31 Mimic, TM44 Rest, TM 50 Substitute, TM 59 Hidden Power (Fire.), TM 62 Snore, TM 64 Protect, TM67 Endure, TM 71 Return, TM 75 Swagger, TM 76 Sleep Talk, TM 82 Attract, TM 84 Steel Wing, TM 98 Brick Break, TM 104 Facade, TM 109 Roost, TM 137 U-Turn, HM01 Cut, HM08 Rock Smash, HM10 Defog
BM/Tutored: Reversal, Baton Pass.
Obtained: Judgment as a Scyther on 10/20/2010 <Traded and traded back to Monbrey for Starmie>
Value: 121,500 N.U.K.E.M. Thingy
Up for Trade: Never
So, this is Scyther. Scyther, meet Ebail. Well, maybe. I was kinda busy laughing when you predicted that I’d give you this two months ago. And you were totally right. ^.^
Well, it’s kinda suiting that you get this. I really messed a bunch of stuff up, so I hope that this can fix some of it. I’ve got to admit, though. Best conspiracy theory ever. I’m pretty sure you caught on when I messed up with the Roost bit, but that’s okay. I’m terrible at keeping secrets, probably.
Erm, so, he’s nicknamed Vegeta, as promised, even if his head isn’t shaped like a turnip, cause he’s the Prince of the Scythers. [AGH, lame pun]. And short. But he doesn’t wear a really cool pink shirt in a later episode. Yeah, never mind, no nickname. But he’s most definitely a squinty. So there.
So, erm, special notes about Scyther. He’s on N.U.K.E.M., but that’s only as a Scyther. I tried to get him on par with Ataro’s Scizor so it would work either way, but I kinda ran out of money (and I was only 3 EMs from doing so… D:). And I think he can be a WC as a Scizor, but he’s guaranteed to be in the Flying Dojo <unless you didn’t want it> as a Scyther, so I wasn’t sure if I should evolve it or not. I’ll let you choose. XD
Oh, and make sure he stays in the rain when he involves. Cause if someone was ever stupid enough to run auto-rain somewhere, you can probably set up a few Swords Dances and an Agility or two while I they desperately try to take you out... erm, I mean, potato.
I couldn’t help but snicker every time that you said I didn’t have a gift. Cause technically, you were right, but that was the whole point of trading it to Monbrey (and Starmie is cool). And I had this planned for ages, and it even worked out, for once. But still.
Sorry that I couldn’t trade it to you when you asked… the whole story deal thing with Syn was entirely bogus, though, in case you were starting to wonder why I had three Scyther in my stats. I dunno if it worked. ^.^
Last edited by Lurking; 19th December 2010 at 04:12 PM.