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    Welcome, Ladies and Gents, to the one and only show on earth where you will never be able to repeat anything you hear. Now, most of you will just be onlookers, and some participators in this crime against humanity (the UN's finally got us labeled as one now), but a few of you brave, brave souls will volunteer for the honor, the (in)dignity of being the URPG's first ever roastee! But even in this lawless wasteland, we do have a few rules:

    1. Firstly, this is not the actual roast thread, this is where we're picking our roastee. Save your material for the show, broham.

    2. If you want to volunteer, just post 'I volunteer' or whatever snarky thing you can come up with that gets that across.

    3. No other posting in here please.

    4. You've got four days to volunteer from this point onward, and I'm counting in Pacific time, because I'm a lazy bastard.

    5. Remember to obey BMG's rules. Yes, I'm saying this already, it's important, and you'll all need all the reminding you can get.

    6. ....I'd say have fun or something obligatory, but several of you will no longer be with us by the end of this experience. So, FARE THEE WELL, CHILDREN.


    At the end of the volunteering period, I'll make a poll and you can all vote. Remember, we need everyone's participation to make this mess into a show, so get your acts together.
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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    FIRST

    i VOLUNTEER

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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    I volunteer/approve of this thread.

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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    Guess I'm third.
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    I am also volunteering (because I don't get enough of this).
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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    I'll volunteer, but y'all ain't got nothin' on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PichuBoy View Post
    Yes. And I would like to be roasted.

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    I will volunteer, even though there is nothing any of you know about me.

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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    I want to be the first roastee. I'm pretty sure most of the vets will like roasting me. I don't really mind if I'm not here at the end of the roast, at least y'all can have fun roasting me.
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    do me :)

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    I think it's obvious that I won't win this, but I'll enter.

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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    I'm sure there's plenty you can dig up on me, so I'll humbly put my name in the hat along with all the other crazy bastards actually willing to put themselves on the line for the amusement of the masses we mostly don't know.

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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    Inb4 everybody whines about what everyone else said about them

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    Quote Originally Posted by We Taste Pies... View Post
    Inb4 everybody whines about what everyone else said about them
    That would just give way to more roasting on that person's behalf.
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    Default Re: URPG Roast- Auditions (Volunteering)

    This is a pretty stupid idea. If we wanted to roast any of you, we'd simply go to the URPG blast chat. Plenty of ammunition floating around there on a daily basis.

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