Welcome, Ladies and Gents, to the one and only show on earth where you will never be able to repeat anything you hear. Now, most of you will just be onlookers, and some participators in this crime against humanity (the UN's finally got us labeled as one now), but a few of you brave, brave souls will volunteer for the honor, the (in)dignity of being the URPG's first ever roastee! But even in this lawless wasteland, we do have a few rules:
1. Firstly, this is not the actual roast thread, this is where we're picking our roastee. Save your material for the show, broham.
2. If you want to volunteer, just post 'I volunteer' or whatever snarky thing you can come up with that gets that across.
3. No other posting in here please.
4. You've got four days to volunteer from this point onward, and I'm counting in Pacific time, because I'm a lazy bastard.
5. Remember to obey BMG's rules. Yes, I'm saying this already, it's important, and you'll all need all the reminding you can get.
6. ....I'd say have fun or something obligatory, but several of you will no longer be with us by the end of this experience. So, FARE THEE WELL, CHILDREN.
At the end of the volunteering period, I'll make a poll and you can all vote. Remember, we need everyone's participation to make this mess into a show, so get your acts together.