Thread: The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Ash K. 3:11 pm
I have 92 Hard Stones

"king of the internet" Magnesium 3:11 pm
come on mg
come on
make something sexual out of that
ok my brains not working

Kyle Zephyr 3:12 pm
XD

"king of the internet" Magnesium 3:12 pm
i got nothing












Ash K. 3:10 pm
Charizard 36, Walrein 29, Camerupt 29, Feraligatr 30, Moltres 29, Swampert 30
Am I ready for Norman?

Felly Felly 3:12 pm
You're never ready for Norman.

Ash K. 3:13 pm
Rayquza 100, Mew 100, Mewtwo 100, Latios 100, Lugia 100, Deoxys 100
AM I READY NOW?

"Mossdeep Leader" Siless 3:13 pm
still not ready

Ash K. 3:14 pm
Arceus-Fighting 255, Arceus-Ghost 255, Arceus-Rock 255, Arceus-Steel 255, Mew 255, Mewtwo 255
HOW ABOUT NOW?

"Mossdeep Leader" Siless 3:14 pm
slaking yawns and they all die

Felly Felly 3:14 pm
Still not ready.

Ash K. 3:16 pm
Magic Bounce Espeon 255, Magic Bounce Xatu 255, Multiscale Lugia 255, Skill Link Cinccino 255, Wonder Skin Sigilyph 255, Insomnia Honchkrow 255
READY?

Felly Felly 3:17 pm
Nope.

"Mossdeep Leader" Siless 3:17 pm
Lugia may be able to hurt slaking a bit

Ash K. 3:21 pm
Wonder Guard Sableye 255, Wonder Guard Spiritomb 255, Wonder Guard Jolteon @ Air Balloon 255, No Guard Deoxys-S with Fissure, Sheer Cold, Guillotine, Gastro Acid 255, Wonder Guard Drapion @ Air Balloon 255, Wonder Guard Pikachu @ Air Balloon
AM I READY NOW?

"Mossdeep Leader" Siless 3:22 pm
slaking punches trainer, gg

Felly Felly 3:22 pm
Nope.

Ash K. 3:22 pm
Okay so what's the Nuzlocke rule for the trainer fainting?

"Mossdeep Leader" Siless 3:22 pm
I think that means you're dead

Felly Felly 3:23 pm
Game over, you lose, and you can never restart again.

"Here to Spam Airik" jokesterJessee 3:23 pm
game over

Airik (12:34:22): proto since you wear the trousers
Airik (12:34:37): make your manny ref a ffa

wonka_stalker@hotmail.com (12:34:25): Poor Protobabe
wonka_stalker@hotmail.com (12:34:29): =P

Protobabe (12:34:42): haha
Protobabe (12:34:50): Poor me? Poor CommBA, you mean

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"cyberbully"jokesterjessee (12:52:57): commba and proto are the same
"cyberbully"jokesterjessee (12:53:00): they are both male
"cyberbully"jokesterjessee (12:53:07): they are both the same person

CommBA (12:53:12): PLOT TWIST

Protobabe (12:53:14): I'm pretty sure I'm not <.>
Protobabe (12:53:31): because you know
Protobabe (12:53:37): boobs

CommBA (12:53:33): I can definitely COMMfirm she's not male

Felly Felly (12:53:34): What if they're both female?
Felly Felly (12:53:37): PLOT TWIST

Airik (12:53:41): oh come on Proto is clearly a girl only women can be that sarcastic and bitchy and get away with it

"cyberbully"jokesterjessee (12:53:45): plot twist

Airik (12:53:42): or
Airik (12:53:45): commbas gay

CommBA (12:53:52): PLOT TIWST

Protobabe (12:53:54): *gasp*

"cyberbully"jokesterjessee (12:53:53): I have been right the whole time

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CommBA (14:17:16): Blastoise is SUPER FUCKING PRO and uses Tackle on Crawdaunt. Looks it square in the eye. Hits it, KOs. Looks into Crawdaunt's dying eyes and whispers "That's how you kill someone, bitch"

[COLOR= ]sniperxpwnage[/COLOR] 3:27 pm
Empoleon uses Toxic on Azumarill

[COLOR= ][FFA][/COLOR] 3:27 pm
sniperxpwnage rolled 1 100-sided die: 14

[COLOR= ]sniperxpwnage[/COLOR] 3:27 pm
hits

[COLOR= ]monbrey[/COLOR] 3:27 pm
My shit car doesnt do many kilometers anymore
Since the radiator is rusted and the head gaskets are shot

[COLOR= ]sniperxpwnage[/COLOR] 3:27 pm
before all of this

[COLOR= ]Pman[/COLOR] 3:27 pm
seriousl, I do 40000Km per year in my Mazda2 and have only done 37000 in the MX-5

[COLOR= ]sniperxpwnage[/COLOR] 3:27 pm
Azumarill used Helping Hand on Empoleon btw

9 mins ago

URPG Chat
gliscorman rolled 1 2-sided die: 1
7 mins ago

Is the FFA turn happening? :o

Kyle Zephyr
Yup.
5 mins ago

Kyle Zephyr
SHIT.
That explains a lot.
Well, sorry guys.

"alwayswatchesnoeyes"ttartrainer
I am free from work

"gardevoirperson"siless733
hi

Kyle Zephyr
Turn postponed because I'm an idiot.

Hi DoH

"kingoftheinternet"gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk
gm i sent right

"alwayswatchesnoeyes"ttartrainer
Heya :D

Why are you an idiot?

"alwayswatchesnoeyes"ttartrainer
lol GM
^

"btb"nitrourpg
thats not a valid reason :|

Kyle Zephyr
I forgot to post the turn on PE2K and TPW
We have a few participants that use only those forums.
It'd be unfair of me to DQ them because of that,
4 mins ago

"btb"nitrourpg
wow
just KO them
noboddy cares about them

Kyle Zephyr
Nitro KOd
gg

"btb"nitrourpg
gg

"alwayswatchesnoeyes"ttartrainer
lolgg

"btb"nitrourpg
thanks for reffing
imconk
conkeldurr
3 mins ago

"btb"nitrourpg
oh did i send shit
lol

[COLOR= ]Fengor[/COLOR] 4:24 pm
I can't look at a cricket bat without imagining it hanging on the wall of somebody's sex dungeon

"maybe"monbrey
Welcome to URPG. Where the rules are made up and wildcards never get approved

​[COLOR= ]Hannah Warder[/COLOR] 8:24 pm
Hi
Actually no
I'm going to sleep
bye

Jessica Graham 1:10 pm
Does Vanillite smell like vanilla ice cream?
Or
PLOT TWIST

CommanderBadass1 1:10 pm
Chocolate actually

Jessica Graham 1:10 pm
Like CHOCOLATE
DAMMIT COMM

CommanderBadass1 1:10 pm
TOO SLOW JESS

Hannah Warder 1:10 pm
I'm already writing for 2 Psychic mons though :/

CommanderBadass1 1:10 pm
CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL MY ORIGINAL JOKES

Jessica Graham 1:10 pm
u facking ninja :<

"say something keke" roulette16dares 1:10 pm
vanillux is so fucking stupid looking

Airik 1:10 pm
Hurrah

Jessica Graham 1:10 pm
YOU STOLE MY JOKE COMM

Hannah Warder 1:11 pm
Roulette gtfo

Blue Towel 1:11 pm
Actually, it's a weird berry flavour. A person was eating ice cream but didn't like the flavour and threw it away, then it came back FOR SECONDS!

Jessica Graham 1:11 pm
IT'S MY ORIGINAL

"say something keke" roulette16dares 1:11 pm
sorry :x

CommanderBadass1 1:11 pm
CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY QUICK WITT

Jessica Graham 1:11 pm
also lol Hannah

"say something keke" roulette16dares 1:11 pm
lol

Jessica Graham 1:11 pm
Comm just for that
You hereby have to ref ALL the Rotation Battles
QUICK WHO WANTS TO ROTATION BATTLE

"Challenge Fortree" Ash K. 1:12 pm
As for other stuff that blends in metal to go with Heatran and Registeel, don't forget DIALGA
Me

CommanderBadass1 1:12 pm
I HEREBY RESIGN FROM URPG

"Challenge Fortree" Ash K. 1:12 pm
Refs?

"say something keke" roulette16dares 1:12 pm
lmao

Jessica Graham 1:12 pm
XD

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</3 COMM U JOKE THIEF :<.

Taking FD out of context 2013

2:28:04 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) i actually
2:28:07 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) grew to love

2:30:07 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) Nitro
2:30:09 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) I grew to love

2:36:39 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) selfies?

2:49:09 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) i forgot he produced

2:53:01 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) did he ask why is it an animal

4:52:06 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) do you apply it and lather it on your body as well

4:52:57 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) nitro does jess

"Always Watches No Eyes" ttar trainer 8:04 pm
White stuff too
And it was all thick and pasty

"Always Watches No Eyes" ttar trainer 8:05 pm
There was so much x___x







"btb" Nitro 12:59 am
im actually my lion sweatshirt







#ContextRemoval

Originally Posted by Fierce Deity

"Always Watches No Eyes" ttar trainer 8:04 pm
White stuff too
And it was all thick and pasty

"Always Watches No Eyes" ttar trainer 8:05 pm
There was so much x___x

IT WAS COMIN' OUTTA MAH EAR, MAN. SO MUCH.

But srsly ear infections blow :<.

The Protobabe
Because you love charizard and your girlfriend is secretly a fire dragon you're going to marry someday

Yeah, I can understand using YOUR STUPID FORMERLY ULTIMATE NUKEM CHARIZARD
3 mins ago

"maybe"monbrey
lol

jk, Charizard is cool

"maybe"monbrey
I feel like fire dragons would give terrible blowjobs
AND YES THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGH
t

lol
1 min ago

The Protobabe
Or the element of danger makes it strangely better
I would elaborate but I have no idea how to keep that pg-13
XD

EDIT: EXTENDED (AGAIN):

Don't post in [FFA] when there's no FFA :(

The Protobabe
omg gun
I must show you arts
I'M IMPROVING
3:04 PM

CommanderBadass1
MAYBE THERE WILL BE A FFA?!?

You reffing one?

CommanderBadass1
Revolution
Helds Off
No Sleep Moves (bar Rest)
ACC/EVA Clauses
Hit-All Hit-One
Encore/Imprison/Perish Song Fails
Illusion will be based off of a random Pokemon from the PokeDex.
Download/Intimidate/Imposter will be based off of a random Pokemon in the FFA.
No Redirects
Not sending is an insta-KO.
Special Rule: April Fool's FFA
Just kidding, no FFA.

lol

Blue Towel
hehehe

CommanderBadass1
Protobabe fell for it
3:05 PM

CommanderBadass1
I just hear in the other room "What?!? Oh. You're a jerk."
3:06 PM

WELL IT'S A GOOD THING THERE'S NO FFA, I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW
BBL
inb4 real FFA now
3:14 PM

ayotui14
hey guys
im gonna ref a real ffa just so ash can't join
im not, i'm not even a ref
3:15 PM

monbrey
>April Fools

CommanderBadass1
I probably would actually ref a FFA if I wasn't leaving in an hour

monbrey
>First of March
>Doesnt even know what fucking month it is

CommanderBadass1
>Says "doesn't even know what fucking month it is
>February 28

ayotui14
^

monbrey
>living in the past

ayotui14
>living in the future

CommanderBadass1
>living in the present
3:16 PM

Justin Lewis
>What is today but yesterday's tomrrow

ayotui14
>not really, gmt or go home
24 mins ago

Airik
I missed a ffa
oh no commbas just threatening one

AkinaiURPG
Not for another hour, I beg you D:

The Protobabe
lol he isn't
we're leaving in a few minutes

"EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93 (7:50:58 PM): it needs to be bigger

Out of context ftw

12:47:21 ("EL PLATO SUPREME" neoslayer93) first i make sure they're straws and not representations of other things

"RSZ ALONZO PNG" Nitro 4:17 am
i did a chinese girl a white girl and a black boy