Thread: The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

"lolo" darthhal@yahoo.com 4:43 pm
okay

"lolo" darthhal@yahoo.com 4:43 pm
im ready i think

Joltik Fish 4:44 pm
For what?


"lolo" darthhal@yahoo.com 4:44 pm
sex

ChainReaction01 4:44 pm
okay

Joltik Fish 4:44 pm
okay

("mexican slumber party" lspl0x) women in urpg are viable new metagame

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

["proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg]
"proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg
well singing about it isnt helping you get anywhere

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
yeah get off your ass and do something about it

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS


["proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg]
"proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg
speak for yourself mg

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
i dont wanna be the very best tho
i like my place as the very worst

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
way to leave me hanging jolt


["proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg]
"proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg
us guys are always hanging

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
TO CATCH THEM IS MY TEST

["proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg]
"proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg
don't take it personally

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE

[Hannah Warder (princessofcrows)]
Hannah Warder
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LANDS

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

["proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg]
"proudphioneandvolcaronaowner"nitrourpg
yo hannah

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
POKEMON, IT'S YOU AND ME

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY

[Hannah Warder (princessofcrows)]
Hannah Warder
OH, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
POKEMON, A HEART SO TRUE

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
stfu >:(

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
nou

[Hannah Warder (princessofcrows)]
Hannah Warder
YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU!

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
YOU TEACH ME AND I TEACH YOY

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
POOOOOOOOKEMOOOOOOOOOON

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
this is not a karoake bar! gawsh!!

[Hannah Warder (princessofcrows)]
Hannah Warder
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
OHYEAAAAHYEAAAH

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
POKEMON!

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
HIFIVE!

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
dammit i can never remember the second verse
*high five*

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
3/10

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
shut up mg no one asked you

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotm
ail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
you was all out of tune

[Joltik Fish (joltikurpg@gmail.com)]
Mg
E for Effort

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
yes

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
EVERY CHALLENGE ALONG THE WAY
WITH COURAGE I WILL FACE
I WILL BATTLE EVERY DAY
TO CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
what does that have to do with anything jolt

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
COME WITH ME THE TIME IS RIGHT
THERE'S NO BETTER TEAM
ON AND ON WE'LL WIN THE FIHGT

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
yeah there is

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN OUR DREAM

[Magnesium (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk)]
Magnesium
no it hasnt

["zuul"derianurpg]
"zuul"derianurpg
shut up

darkdrakk 10:30 am
bby
are you an elixer
because you just made my pp go up

[16:17] [URPG Chat]: (arcticpenguin016) I'm not shareable
[16:17] [URPG Chat]: (commanderbadass1) Wow, someone missed preschool
[16:17] [URPG Chat]: (gceltham2008@hotmail.co.uk) lol
[16:18] [URPG Chat]: (arcticpenguin016) Was that directed at me?
[16:18] [URPG Chat]: (commanderbadass1) Yes
[16:18] [URPG Chat]: (commanderbadass1) Because you learn about sharing during preschool
[16:18] [URPG Chat]: (arcticpenguin016) Then I did miss preschool
[16:18] [URPG Chat]: (commanderbadass1) And, since you don't want to share, you missed it
[16:18] [URPG Chat]: (arcticpenguin016) Cause I'm homescholled
[16:19] [URPG Chat]: (arcticpenguin016) hOME SCOOLED*
[16:19] [URPG Chat]: (commanderbadass1) Yep, you're definitely home schooled

(stormgrad) Im here rocking out wid ma bitches Felly to the right of me hannah to the left check them out

While being Ref Tested...

CommanderBadass1
I know this is just a test and all, but I'm getting frustrated watching these fake battlers making such bad move choices

and later in [URPG Chat]

Airik
so you a ref commba

Magnesium
ah my ds that was it
3 mins ago

CommanderBadass1
Nope, watching these dumb fake battlers make terribad move choices

Magnesium
eh idc much about that its ok

CommanderBadass1
It's like watching MG battle

Magnesium
wow
must be painful

Airik
lol thats harsh but probably accurate

Joltik Fish
lol

Magnesium
next time they should just use me as the test

Airik 12:43 pm
Your mexican?

CommanderBadass1 12:44 pm
Yeah

CommanderBadass1 12:44 pm
Nitro's the asian

Airik 12:44 pm
in my mind you now talk like speedy gonzales and wear a sombreo and poncho








Magnesium 12:36 am
are you going to kill us for talking
freedom of speech bitch if you deny us that then you denying us our rights!!

Big Zaddy 12:36 am
KO'd gg mg 6th

Felly 12:36 am
lol

Magnesium 12:36 am
lol

"Dont trust LS" Ash K. 12:36 am
You're not American, do you even have that right?








Big Zaddy 12:37 am
.-) ok hang on getting rules brb

wtheburgerkingw 12:39 am
hello felly jelly

Felly 12:39 am
hi

wtheburgerkingw 12:39 am
what are you wearing?

Felly 12:39 am
Clothes.

wtheburgerkingw 12:39 am
tell me more

Felly 12:39 am
Pajamas.

wtheburgerkingw 12:40 am
what color
are they footy pajamas

Felly 12:40 am
I wish.

wtheburgerkingw 12:40 am
perhaps assless chaps

Context is overrated

MissingApparatus (8:41:17 PM): I'm super desperate
MissingApparatus (8:41:32 PM): I'm in tears
MissingApparatus (8:41:55 PM): without you

Originally Posted by Monbrey

Context is overrated

MissingApparatus (8:41:17 PM): I'm super desperate
MissingApparatus (8:41:32 PM): I'm in tears
MissingApparatus (8:41:55 PM): without you

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:12 pm
*raises hand*
id like to be in charge of the purrminators

John Paul 11:12 pm
denied

Magnesium 11:13 pm
actually

Magnesium 11:13 pm
i am king of the internet
i grant you power over my cat army

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:13 pm
i dont know, i think i could dress up in leather and make cat puns

John Paul 11:13 pm
good point

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:13 pm
like when someone inevitably stops me i could yell
THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
or somthing

Magnesium 11:13 pm
lool

John Paul 11:13 pm
*facepalm*

Magnesium 11:13 pm
that made me chuckle

"Gardevoir Person" Siless 11:14 pm
I got a trumpet in paper mario
k

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:14 pm
I SHALL BRING CATACLYSM

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:15 pm
I WILL BE THE CATALYST TOWARDS A NEW WORLD ORDER

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:15 pm
YOU SHALL BE LEFT CATATONIC

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:15 pm
im a grader, so
DONT USE A SEMICOLON WITH A DEPENDENT CLAWS

Magnesium 11:16 pm
oh dear

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:16 pm
HAH! YOU MISSED ME BY A WHISKER

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:17 pm
THAT SHOT ALMOST GAVE ME PAWS

Magnesium 11:17 pm
i dont get it

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:17 pm
pause

Magnesium 11:18 pm
wut

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:18 pm
stop it, right meow



This really is a catastrophe.

Magnesium 8:24 am
oh god
well
not oh god
but i just smooshed a spider with my alarm clock
this amuses me

"Head Racist" monbrey 8:26 am
Is it because it
*sunglasses*

"Head Racist" monbrey 8:26 am
alarmed you?

Originally Posted by Soulmaster

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:12 pm
*raises hand*
id like to be in charge of the purrminators

John Paul 11:12 pm
denied

Magnesium 11:13 pm
actually

Magnesium 11:13 pm
i am king of the internet
i grant you power over my cat army

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:13 pm
i dont know, i think i could dress up in leather and make cat puns

John Paul 11:13 pm
good point

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:13 pm
like when someone inevitably stops me i could yell
THIS IS A CATASTROPHE
or somthing

Magnesium 11:13 pm
lool

John Paul 11:13 pm
*facepalm*

Magnesium 11:13 pm
that made me chuckle

"Gardevoir Person" Siless 11:14 pm
I got a trumpet in paper mario
k

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:14 pm
I SHALL BRING CATACLYSM

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:15 pm
I WILL BE THE CATALYST TOWARDS A NEW WORLD ORDER

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:15 pm
YOU SHALL BE LEFT CATATONIC

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:15 pm
im a grader, so
DONT USE A SEMICOLON WITH A DEPENDENT CLAWS

Magnesium 11:16 pm
oh dear

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:16 pm
HAH! YOU MISSED ME BY A WHISKER

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:17 pm
THAT SHOT ALMOST GAVE ME PAWS

Magnesium 11:17 pm
i dont get it

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:17 pm
pause

Magnesium 11:18 pm
wut

"ODing on a couch" alaskapigeon 11:18 pm
stop it, right meow



This really is a catastrophe.

Cat puns? You've gotta be kitten me...

"Challenge Fortree" Ash K. 11:07 pm
Two Bulbapedia article trivia have contradictory information

"Head Racist" monbrey 11:07 pm
Ill notify the authorities immediately
Whoever did this must be executed









"proud phione and volcarona owner" Nitro 4:21 am
i woulda blamed it on a skunk
and my parents mightve believed it tbh
id like to bend you

MissingApparatus 10:43 pm
Iron man totally watches porn in his suit

monbrey 10:43 pm
I just imagine Jarvis being all like "Lesbians AGAIN Sir?"