Thread: The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Originally Posted by Thunder410

I couldn't resist...

PiEaNdChIpS678 (9:06:02 PM): im getting a tattoo of a rubber duck
DoIPutNameHere (9:06:11 PM): wtf
DoIPutNameHere (9:06:13 PM): no way
DoIPutNameHere (9:06:22 PM): i want to get an ostrich hiding its head in my bellybutton

Magikchicken (2:02:59 PM): Fail Near is fail
Xali (2:03:15 PM): don't insult the word fail by putting near in the same sentence D:<
derian (2:03:35 PM): don't insult the word near by using it to refer to near
Magikchicken (2:04:00 PM): WHAT WORD CAN SURVIVE BEING APPLIED TO NEAR WITHOUT BEING DEGRADED??

My PE2K siggy

Originally Posted by Thunder410

I couldn't resist...

I would tap that.

StunkyLupus [7:30 P.M.]: OMG Kat
StunkyLupus [7:30 P.M.]: If I can find a ref
StunkyLupus [7:30 P.M.]: Can I rape your gym?
Drawing Pencil [7:30 P.M.]: lol no
StunkyLupus [7:30 P.M.]: :(
Drawing Pencil [7:30 P.M.]: Tomorrow? I alerady had three ;-;
StunkyLupus [7:31 P.M.]: 'Kay
Drawing Pencil [7:31 P.M.]: You know I would not refuse you =p
StunkyLupus [7:31 P.M.]: I'll rape you tomorrow.
StunkyLupus [7:31 P.M.]: ^____________________________^

DrawingPencil: Me
StunkyLupus: Stinky

From like, back in 2008. Hehe, me, gym leader. XD

I'll dig more from the depths of the deleted E-Conversations threads at Pe2k. Yay for mod powers. x3

- Kat

EDIT:

ShadowedF: May Norman
Mikey94028: Loyal Arcanine
sniperxpwnage: Ataro

ShadowedF: Use Attract!
Mikey94028: I'll use Attract too
sniperxpwnage: attract fails, attract fails
sniperxpwnage: both are female, iirc

*facepalm*

From the same chat as the dumn not dum comes:

badalcristiano23 9:44 pm: why are all of you perving over the picture thread?
badalcristiano23 9:44 pm: btw any chicks here?

Edit: and

DoIPutNameHere: ST is easy troll target
meaning he is dumb
tigerintheark 10:42: ^

Let me try some, though mine likely won't be as good as other people's......... yet.

[21:13] ojajrrj: kk
[21:13] ojajrrj: After I'm done with
[21:14] ojajrrj: a hundred and fifty chemistry problems
[21:14] ojajrrj: I'll see if you're still on. o_o
[21:14] ojajrrj: Actually
[21:14] ojajrrj: I think there are more than that
[21:14] ojajrrj: AHHHHHHHH
[21:14] ojajrrj: *collapses*
[21:14] MewAlcadiesMew: :'( *CPR! QUICK!*
[21:15] MewAlcadiesMew: *Curses! I should have paid more attention in those gym classes*
[21:15] ojajrrj: NO DON'T
[21:15] ojajrrj: I'LL HAVE TO FINISH THE CHEMISTRY
[21:15] ojajrrj: D:
[21:15] MewAlcadiesMew: :D Sounds rough
[21:15] MewAlcadiesMew: :'(:'(:'(
[21:16] ojajrrj: XD

[20:51] tigerintheark: Starmie uses Ice Beam
[20:51] tigerintheark: tigerintheark rolled 1 100-sided die: 81
[20:51] tigerintheark: Misses
A bit later...
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: Starmie's Ice Beam on Garchomp: Misses
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: We call it even. xD
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: a'ight?
[21:31] MewAlcadiesMew: 20% vs 5%...
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: nope
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: 15% vs 10%
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: Fly is 10% miss
[21:31] MewAlcadiesMew: Sand Veil is 20%
[21:31] MagikchickenURPG: sandstorm garchomp is 15%

From Marriland:
Sand Veil
Any attacks targeting the user have an extra 20% chance of missing due to the Sandstorm. Garchomp also takes no damage from Sandstorm between turns.
(Move Pwr Acc)
Fly 90 95%
NOTE HOW 100-15>81...



(Referring to Dragonite)
[17:50] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (michaelhiggins285@googlemail.com) If it learns TBolt it can be rid of all Water/Ices
[17:51] MewAlcadiesMew: It has Thunderpunch...
[17:51] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (michaelhiggins285@googlemail.com) Lapras will probably be a common foe
[17:51] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (michaelhiggins285@googlemail.com) Tbolt is better for most situations
[17:51] MewAlcadiesMew: Which is probably better with its Attack/Special Attack comparison
[17:52] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (michaelhiggins285@googlemail.com) Only if it utilises DD (Wasting a move) otherwise not
[17:52] MewAlcadiesMew: That's the other thing I messed up on in my battle... I should've used Dragon Dance while his Gallade slept
[17:53] MewAlcadiesMew: I could've then Outrage'd Salamence for MAJOR damage
[17:54] MewAlcadiesMew: KO actually




[20:43] nuketheplatypus: i COULD consider Spiritomb...
[20:43] nuketheplatypus: Or Mismagius
[20:43] MewAlcadiesMew: Misdreavus is buyable you know...
[20:44] MewAlcadiesMew: And Gallade>Spiritomb



[20:48] Arceusfan493: i'm UNlucky for having to watch a nerdy argument with lame comebacks
[20:48] MagikchickenURPG: xD
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: comebacks?
[20:49] tigerintheark: lols
[20:49] tigerintheark: Ok
[20:49] tigerintheark: Back
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: We're discussing strategy.
[20:49] Arceusfan493: with the enemy?
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: Welcome back, O Illustrious Referee.
[20:49] MewAlcadiesMew: He just doesn't get it.
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: Yes, of course
[20:49] tigerintheark: Starmie uses Recover
[20:49] MagikchickenURPG: No, he doesn't


I can't seem to find too many insulting ones, besides those where I find ref mistakes. I'm thinking of having a thread of ref mistakes if possible (want your opinions)

ojajrrj: (9:46:19 PM) SO BASICALLY THIS ENTIRE TOWN IS FULL OF SEX-FIEND PEDOPHILES
ojajrrj: (9:46:28 PM) WHO ARE TRYING TO MURDER EACH OTHER
InDaNeighborhood: (9:46:30 PM) I'D FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

Originally Posted by Scourge of Nemo

I would tap that.

Nice.

Originally Posted by HKim

I'm talking about an era in the earliest days of Pokemon! A young system on a young internet! Members with crazy names and crazy personality. A man who would behead all those he came into contact with. A member who advocated everything Bob Dole! A Leprechaun! Crazy insanity!

Kim is embrassing his inner 'Yahoo Vet'. I think it's safe to say he is now.... one of us. :)

~Jack~

InDaNeighborhood: (10:50:21 PM) I wasn't a pedo back then. ._.;

EDIT:

InDaNeighborhood: (11:37:51 PM) So far, it's me, my brother (NO, NOT THE ONE THAT YOU IMPREGNATED MY MOM WITH D: ), a few of my friends, and a couple of his.

[18:38] MewAlcadiesMew: [18:37] MewAlcadiesMew: Would you be available to ref a Dojo Match? :O
[18:38] MewAlcadiesMew: O wait oops you're not nuketheplatypus... You're not even at your computer!
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (matt5skip) lololol
[18:39] MewAlcadiesMew: Typed in wrong chat
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) [18:39]MagikchickenURPG: Why would I nuke a platypus?? THAT'S JUST CRUEL.
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (matt5skip) lol
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) oops, that goes after
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) [18:38]MagikchickenURPG: MagikchickenURPG used Sleep Talk!
[18:39] [Dojo Masters' Union]: (magikchickenurpg) [18:39]MagikchickenURPG: Why would I nuke a platypus?? THAT'S JUST CRUEL.

Ref seeking failure!

Here's some Near quotes:
"it's not spelled dum you retard, its dumn"

Me "Hey Sexy"
Near "Fag fag fag"
Me "Look up at the ceiling, the word sarcasm is on it"
Near "I can't see it you moron"

ST: your a creep
Senzura: I am?
ST: Yes
Senzura: Ill proboly regret asking, but why?
ST: Look at the Marth is a Taco thread
Senzura: Sorry, didnt know that would offend you
ST: It didnt offend me
ST: But what kind of creeper goes around posting pictures of random strangers?

iamnotyou11 (10:57:46 PM): I'll send Machamp F No Guard

A Few Mins Later.

cooldunsparce (11:04:57 PM): There is no proof that Fissure gives 100% accuracy if there is static

iamnotyou11 (11:07:12 PM): So it's not 100% accrucy?

cooldunsparce (11:07:31 PM): it isnt


Teehee