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    Here's an... odd quote from earlier today.

    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Someone challenge my dojo
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Gah
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) lol
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (evanfardreamer) i don't wanna!
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i dont feel like getting raped on christmas eve
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (evanfardreamer) actually, which dojo do you have?
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) well i do
    [11:37] mewalcadiesmew: Electric
    [11:37] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) but not by your dojo
    [11:38] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) lol
    [11:38] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) FINE ALASKA
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    "if you think anything about ash in a battle is going to necessarily happen besides him proving you wrong think again" – Swift
    "When you can have anything you want by uttering a few words, the goal matters not, only the journey to it." -Rhunön the Elf (Eldest: Inheritance Book 2)
    "You might think it’s to help you be a better battler. Really it’s just to make your battles less painful for the poor referee that has to face-palm every turn." - Monbrey

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    [URPG Shipping] 9:05 pm
    (theblackmaeg) I'm abstinent.
    alaskapigeon1 9:05 pm
    id be shouting
    about rape
    [URPG Shipping] 9:05 pm
    (derianurpg) you're not abstinent, you're 12
    alaskapigeon1 9:05 pm
    and slaughtering the innocents
    [URPG Shipping] 9:05 pm
    (derianurpg) there's a difference
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    Soemone who wishes to be unnamed:
    My childhood has been destroyed... by myself. Is it even possible?
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    Rangering: Closed currently
    Story Deals: Closed for now (Open to bribes)

    P.S. My story deal load is a lot, so if you bribe me now you have to wait pretty long.

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    [URPG Shipping] (03:25:37): (alaskapigeon1) gatr hit the flo'
    [URPG Shipping] (03:25:41): (alaskapigeon1) next thing you know
    [URPG Shipping] (03:25:49): (alaskapigeon1) gatr got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
    herbalb582 (03:25:56): lold
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:02): (alaskapigeon1) im havgin too much fun with this
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:07): (alaskapigeon1) gatr had them applebottom jeans
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:10): (alaskapigeon1) boots with the fer
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:12): (alaskapigeon1) *fur
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:14): (alaskapigeon1) xD
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:22): (alaskapigeon1) the whole club was lookin at.....gatr
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:25): (alaskapigeon1) oh
    [URPG Shipping] (03:26:27): (alaskapigeon1) that rhymes

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    [URPG Shipping] 10:37 pm
    (Bandi) I would kill you guys for herm parts
    Last edited by Alaskapigeon; 14th May 2011 at 05:54 PM.
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    Resiram Turtwi left me this VM:
    ...Turtwig all the way.
    By the way, why does URPG have an unfortunate acronym? (Try to say it as a word)
    Dinovolvin' since the Late Triassic

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    9:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) we need a better penguin than piplup
    [19:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) piplup is a shitty penguin
    [19:58] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) its more like a puffin
    [19:58] mewalcadiesmew: Don't let Neon hear you say that!
    [19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) xD
    [19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) Give you a twenty if you let Neon hear that.
    [19:59] mewalcadiesmew: That would be like telling HiPS and Monbrey you think Chimchar is pathetic or w/e
    [19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) would that result in me being beaten?
    [19:59] mewalcadiesmew: Probably
    [19:59] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) *takes notes*
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) ill try that at some point
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) And possibly tied to a chair and gagged.
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) And interrogated for information
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) okay yeah definitely
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) how would i be interrogated
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) About why Chimchar sux.
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) if i was gagged?
    [20:00] mewalcadiesmew: Possibly raped too
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) hehehehehe
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) Err
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) TO PRIVATE CHAT
    [20:00] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) With a chalkboard...?
    [20:01] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) I HEARD THAT
    [20:01] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (theomegamoon) *gives Alaska a twenty*
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    "if you think anything about ash in a battle is going to necessarily happen besides him proving you wrong think again" – Swift
    "When you can have anything you want by uttering a few words, the goal matters not, only the journey to it." -Rhunön the Elf (Eldest: Inheritance Book 2)
    "You might think it’s to help you be a better battler. Really it’s just to make your battles less painful for the poor referee that has to face-palm every turn." - Monbrey

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    xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:14 am
    Plus, Mammals, other than the Platypus and the Spiny Anteater,
    can NOT come from eggs
    so..
    lol
    Silver Heart 12:15 am
    xD Exactly
    Gian Kurumiru 12:15 am
    But it's Pokemon.
    Who said they were classified as mammals in the first place?
    xD
    Silver Heart 12:14 am
    DX Agreed
    In the anime they say they come from eggs
    But an Arcanine had pups
    xD
    Silver Heart 12:15 am
    xD
    True
    But it is said that mammals are classified by having fur
    Gian Kurumiru 12:15 am
    and mammary glands
    o.o
    Silver Heart 12:16 am
    xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:16 am
    MILTANK THEREFORE MUST NOT COME FROM EGGS
    D:<
    Silver Heart 12:16 am
    They come from Militank's utter
    xD
    Just shoot them out and all
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    SumerianRevenant 7:06 pm
    I have done it both ways, multiple times
    And always get complaints either way
    SO FUUUUUUUU

    I couldn't resist pouncing on his unintended innuendo! ^_^

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    [15:04] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) gurren lagann?
    [15:04] theblackmaeg: http://www.youtube.com/show/gurrenlagann
    [15:04] [URPG Shipping]: (alaskapigeon1) ohhh its an anime?
    [15:05] theblackmaeg: Yes.
    [15:05] theblackmaeg: 27 episodes.
    [15:05] theblackmaeg: Gainax
    [15:05] theblackmaeg: Pure unrestricted awesome.
    [15:05] [URPG Shipping]: (herbalb582) ^ just like your mom last night

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    niteethan 4:05 pm
    (4:05:44 PM): I love
    (4:05:49 PM): the origianl animations
    (4:05:59 PM): "I love learning"
    (4:06:02 PM): "I love magic"
    magic kid930 4:06 pm
    (4:06:04 PM): *to learn
    niteethan 4:06 pm
    (4:06:08 PM): "I love you Harry"
    imperialpineaple 4:06 pm
    (4:06:27 PM): quiet muggles

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    [19:43] jessejkjesse: omg installling aim on sis's laptop:D
    [19:43] lspl0x: is she hot
    [19:43] Feng: is she hot
    [19:43] Gian Kurumiru: ._.
    [19:43] gliscorman: ^
    [19:43] jessejkjesse: she had a baby
    [19:43] jessejkjesse: like 3 weeks ago
    [19:43] lspl0x: ........
    [19:43] Feng: ok
    [19:43] lspl0x: so shes hot

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    Default Endless Fun w/ Murro Magnum & SilverChromeX

    Gian Kurumiru 12:44 am
    wait until you battle my mudkpz D:
    *runs away*
    Silver Heart 12:44 am
    Then I
    Then I'll send in Elekid
    When I get it that is xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:45 am
    = v=
    I'll use my tyranitar on both of them then
    xD
    Silver Heart 12:45 am
    IM RAPED DX
    You whore xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
    D:
    Silver Heart 12:47 am
    This is why i lurve you
    xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
    >.<
    Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
    you are aware I am a guy right?
    Silver Heart 12:47 am
    xD Yeah
    Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
    LOL
    xD
    just messin with you
    Silver Heart 12:47 am
    xD
    Hurr? XD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:47 am
    derp
    Silver Heart 12:47 am
    xD
    Then wait until Tyranitar faces my future-to-come-Slaking-once-I-get-a-slakoth
    Gian Kurumiru 12:48 am
    *cough**infernape**cough*
    Silver Heart 12:48 am
    Slaking doesn't have king in it for nothing
    Slaking = 670
    Infernape = 534
    You do the math xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:49 am
    so wut
    its lazy
    Silver Heart 12:49 am
    Its purty
    Gian Kurumiru 12:49 am
    it is!
    @_@
    Silver Heart 12:49 am
    xD
    Silver Heart 12:49 am
    Slakoth is definitely one of thsoe Pokemon I'd let hang around my neck
    Gian Kurumiru 12:49 am
    for a second there i thought you said slaking
    o.o
    Silver Heart 12:49 am
    xD GAWD NO
    That bugger would....squash me DX
    Im not a squashy person
    HONESTLY!
    xD
    You, I'm not so sure
    Gian Kurumiru 12:50 am
    bugger? YOU MEAN GIANT!?!?!
    Silver Heart 12:50 am
    But me - ah ah
    xD
    Gian Kurumiru 12:50 am
    !!!!
    Silver Heart 12:51 am
    Vigoroth honestly
    Monkey on steroids
    Gian Kurumiru 12:51 am
    i liek vigoroth T.T
    Silver Heart 12:51 am
    I do too xD
    But he does look like it
    Gian Kurumiru 12:51 am
    Silver Heart 2:51 pm
    Vigoroth honestly
    Monkey on steroids
    Uh
    INFERNAPE!??!
    lol
    Silver Heart 12:51 am
    OK
    Infernape is a monkey on steroids
    Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
    haha
    Silver Heart 12:52 am
    Vigoroth is a monkey with rabies
    Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
    that I'm fine with
    Silver Heart 12:52 am
    Then Chimchar is Curious George
    Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
    HYPER RABIES MONKEEHH
    Silver Heart 12:52 am
    XD WOOHOO!
    BUY THEM TODAY
    Gian Kurumiru 12:52 am
    *DANCES WITH TEH VIGUROTHHHHS*

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    [URPG Shipping] 10:45 am
    (siless733) I mean it's one thing walking in on sex talk all the time
    alaskapigeon1 10:45 am
    no wonder i wanna go on a roadtrip
    lololololol
    [URPG Shipping] 10:45 am
    (siless733) it's another to walk in on "Oh, I wanna be a serial rapist that says checkmate before every time I rape them"
    I speak four languages, help me practice please
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