Thread: The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

[17:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Monbreys like pidjin's God. And by pidjin I mean Alaska.
[17:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) hes not my god
[17:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i wouldnt fuck god

[14:36] Alex Seddon: Bulbagarden goes down more than Alaska.

Best FFA Quote and Topical Quote Ever :D

[18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) I'm in a state of sanity. so in a way, you could say I'm in-sane

I KNEW HE WAS INSANE!

EDIT: (I don't expect this to be a new post 42 don't worry; 243 is a boring number)
[18:31] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) didnt we have this convo?
[18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Probably
[18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Are there conversation topics we haven't discussed yet?
[18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Ever
[18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) ummm
[18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) the war of 1812?

Follow up quote:
[18:50] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i feel like
[18:50] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) weve talked about everything
[18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) we can talk about
[18:51] mewalcadiesmew: [18:31] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) didnt we have this convo?
[18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Probably
[18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Are there conversation topics we haven't discussed yet?
[18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Ever
[18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) ummm
[18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) the war of 1812?
[18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i could always try to figure out how to clean myself with my tongue, like a cat....
[18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) xD
[18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) lets do that
[18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) so uhhh
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) Well the War of 1812 was cool
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) the last battle of the war of 1812 was in new orleans
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) which
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) isnt the worst thing thats happened to that city
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) True true
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) does anyone know who we fought against in that war?
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) its either the british or the french
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) or mexico
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) one of those three
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) All of the above in some way
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) really?
[18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) also i now realize
[18:53] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) any euros in here will be confused
[18:53] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) meh

(derianurpg) Fact of life: Anything you ever love will inevitably be eaten by coyotes.



(niteethan) "You must drive the mini van over the mine field, while being chased by blind swimmers and men with HIV"
(derianurpg) "And it's a Toyota"



[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
(derianurpg) "The show that teaches you all the popular british slang - and how to misuse it!"
alaskapigeon1 2:44 pm
xD
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
(niteethan) :P
(Bandi) I missed something.....
alaskapigeon1 2:44 pm
GIVE ME BACK MY FAGS
lol
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
(niteethan) "I NEED MORE FAGS!"
alaskapigeon1 2:44 pm
that seems like a sign outside a pro gay marriage protest
i mean......
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
(niteethan) "MORE FLAMING FAGS!"
(derianurpg) lol
(Bandi) ^
(derianurpg) "Bloody hell, I do believe my fag is on fire."



[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:31 pm
(Bandi) Did I spend all of gay day in bed?
(derianurpg) that's the idea isn't it?

lol. Derian is winning today.

herbalb582 (11:47:33): Ah, yeah i'll be 21 in Feb, what is the drinking age down under?
Monbrey (11:48:01): 18
herbalb582 (11:48:01): Is there one or do babies get fed beer rather than breast milk
Monbrey (11:48:10): Its the same thing
Monbrey (11:48:19): Its breast beer
herbalb582 (11:48:36): XDD ... what an awesome thought
Monbrey (11:49:00): Nah, far too much incentive to knock up my girlfriend for my own benefit
Monbrey (11:49:05): We dont want that

^^ Awesome

neoslayer93 8:20 pm
then i heard his real voice
then i cummed
im sorry
i just had to

ayotui14 7:54 pm
(7:54:59 PM): cradily, cant you see she is abusive and toxic
(7:55:05 PM): stop loving her
ragnarok0422 7:55 pm
(7:55:15 PM): lol, 'don't you know that you're toxic?'
ayotui14 7:55 pm
(7:55:37 PM): huh?
ragnarok0422 7:55 pm
(7:55:44 PM): it's a song
(7:55:48 PM): britney spears? d:
imsocorn 7:55 pm
(7:55:58 PM): I was hoping
(7:56:02 PM): nobody would say that ._.
ayotui14 7:56 pm
(7:56:17 PM): have probably heard it just didnt get the reference
imsocorn 7:56 pm
(7:56:18 PM): It was however the first thing I thought of
(7:56:18 PM): ._.

ojajrrj 9:42 pm
They just
got into a champagne and ice cube fight
ojajrrj 9:42 pm
mid-BDSM sex
WHAT FLUFFY TRIPE IS THIS
alaskapigeon1 9:42 pm
xD
lololol
ojajrrj 9:43 pm
THEY ARE GIGGLING




[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 5:05 pm
(Bandi) I can teach you
(Bandi) first lesson
(Bandi) Don't shove your toungue down a corgi's throat if people are watching



[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 5:14 pm
(Bandi) I know alot more about animal penises then most people

PiEaNdChIpS678: i dont want an STD
PiEaNdChIpS678: unless i was going to die
PiEaNdChIpS678: then i would get one
PiEaNdChIpS678: and spread it

[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:58 pm
(Bandi) .....Why do you pee on cats derian
(derianurpg) I don't, but you like to piss on things so I wasn't sure


I cried from laughing:


[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:17 pm
(niteethan) Hello everyone
(niteethan) Alaska, I want to ask you somethin
alaskapigeon1 8:17 pm
hey ace
oh boy
what?
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:17 pm
(niteethan) There is this ad on TV here for tampoms
alaskapigeon1 8:17 pm
0_O
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:17 pm
(derianurpg) I don't like where this is headed
(niteethan) And it shows these women practically having orgasms about a new tampom
alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
xD
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
(niteethan) Is a new brand of tampom really that exciting?
alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE GIRLS FOR FRIENDS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
in general
tampons just arent that exciting
is toilet paper exciting?
no
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
(chainreactionrpg) HELLL YES
alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
i assume this question was a joke
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
(niteethan) If its three ply it is
alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
but i will take it seriously
LOL
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
(chainreactionrpg) lol ace
alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT GIRL STUFF

[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
(chainreactionrpg) nope
alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
OTHER THAN SCOURGE MAYBE
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
(chainreactionrpg) fuuuck
(niteethan) And Winter
(niteethan) And Kai
(chainreactionrpg) randomly:
(niteethan) And Anaa
alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
LOL
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
(niteethan) And Pidge
alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
yeah
xD
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
(chainreactionrpg) "Hey Scourge, how to tampons work?"
alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
LOL
cping to her
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
(derianurpg) they're fucking miracles
(niteethan) I think women that get excited about them
(niteethan) Must not get laid very often
(derianurpg) fucking tampons, how do they work?
(niteethan) And they dont like to self pleasure themselves
(chainreactionrpg) duuude
(chainreactionrpg) alaska
(niteethan) So they use tampoms like vibrators
(chainreactionrpg) dont
(chainreactionrpg) scourge will hate me
alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
why in the name of god are we talking about tampons?
shell think its hilarious
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:20 pm
(chainreactionrpg) and then I'll be sad
(niteethan) Fine, lets talk about sanitary liners
(chainreactionrpg) she's like one of the three URPG big bods that hasnt yelled at me yet
alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
ojajrrj 8:20 pm
...Why is he asking ME?
alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
oh
ojajrrj 8:20 pm
Dude, tampons are no good
alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
cause ace asked me something about tampons
ojajrrj 8:20 pm
for masturbating
......
i hate you for making that happen
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:21 pm
(niteethan) :P
(chainreactionrpg) I feel sad now
(Bandi) .....
alaskapigeon1 8:21 pm
lolchainy
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:21 pm
(Bandi) The only thing I know about tampons is they stop bloodflow so I think I'm against them
(derianurpg) lol
alaskapigeon1 8:21 pm
i just like choked
trying not to laugh
[Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:21 pm
(derianurpg) I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

Kai-Mei 4:36 pm
(4:36:11 PM): So, erm, basics stuff... helds off and neutral weather/terrain, sleep/freeze/OHKO clauses on, D/P sound okay?
(4:36:24 PM): <Pidge got me paranoid about stating all of the clauses... XD>
DrStubbsberg 4:36 pm
(4:36:32 PM): sounds fine to me, how many mons?
zeferintrazish 4:36 pm
(4:36:34 PM): Ok, but I'm adding the Cake Clause
Kai-Mei 4:36 pm
(4:36:38 PM): I just have one, but she needs ten
(4:36:42 PM): CAKE CLAUSE.
DrStubbsberg 4:36 pm
(4:36:46 PM): not the dreaded cake clause???
zeferintrazish 4:36 pm
(4:36:50 PM): At the end, everyone gets cake
Kai-Mei 4:36 pm
(4:36:58 PM): Oh, god, I hate that clause...
DrStubbsberg 4:37 pm
(4:37:04 PM): ah, the benevolent cake clause
Kai-Mei 4:37 pm
(4:37:19 PM): The cake is a lie!
zeferintrazish 4:37 pm
(4:37:28 PM): DAMN, Silence!
zeferintrazish 4:37 pm
(4:37:34 PM): Avada Kadabra!
Kai-Mei 4:37 pm
(4:37:41 PM): *spasms and dies*
zeferintrazish 4:37 pm
(4:37:46 PM): ...
(4:37:48 PM): damn
(4:37:49 PM): this is why
(4:37:53 PM): I never make money
(4:38:01 PM): I kill the battlers everytime

Lol from a newbie:


Gian Kurumiru 6:28 pm
TheEvilDookie scared me enough.
alaskapigeon1 6:29 pm
LOL
Gian Kurumiru 6:29 pm
You didn;t do a thing.
Haha
alaskapigeon1 6:29 pm
its just your intuition
what did TED do to you?
Gian Kurumiru 6:29 pm
What's up with that guy?
alaskapigeon1 6:29 pm
ummm
anger issues
Gian Kurumiru 6:29 pm
Indeed.
x)
He has no life.

Pidge 7:57 pm
PLZ NO TALKO
anyway
some statistics for turn 1
number of pokemon targetting gyarados: 5
chances of gyarados surviving
0%
sorry

Win

LightningFast 8:05 pm
(8:05:49 PM): How come in video games it's always "priest' and never rabbi?
MagikchickenURPG 8:05 pm
(8:05:53 PM): LOL
LightningFast 8:05 pm
(8:05:53 PM): I mean
MagikchickenURPG 8:05 pm
(8:05:59 PM): Dunno man. Dunno.
(8:06:05 PM): Which games specifically are you thinking of?
LightningFast 8:06 pm
(8:06:07 PM): rabbis could use holy magics and heal ppl...
(8:06:15 PM): mmos and rpgs
MagikchickenURPG 8:06 pm
(8:06:16 PM): They could part the seas :D
LightningFast 8:06 pm
(8:06:24 PM): LOL
MagikchickenURPG 8:06 pm
(8:06:25 PM): "Follow me through THIS, bitches!"
LightningFast 8:06 pm
(8:06:45 PM): PHAROH DEFEATED
(8:07:00 PM): MOSES AND AARON GAINED 2900 EXP!
MagikchickenURPG 8:07 pm
(8:07:09 PM): lol win
(8:07:19 PM): "Pharaoh fainted!"
(8:07:29 PM): *Pokémon 'battle win' music starts playing*
(8:07:39 PM): God got $0 for winning!
(8:07:48 PM): Moses gained 2900 EXP! Aaron gained 2900 EXP!
MagikchickenURPG 8:08 pm
(8:08:12 PM): *trollfaec*
LightningFast 8:08 pm
(8:08:13 PM): MOSES grew to level 49!
MagikchickenURPG 8:08 pm
(8:08:23 PM): Learned 40 Years Wander attack!
(8:08:36 PM): (Like Slack Off, but restores full health bar and ensures arrival in Promised Land)
LightningFast 8:09 pm
(8:09:10 PM): Super effective against gold statues and stone tablets
MagikchickenURPG 8:09 pm
(8:09:21 PM): I guess it OHKOs them too.
(8:09:31 PM): In addition to healing MOSES.
LightningFast 8:09 pm
(8:09:49 PM): uber
LightningFast 8:10 pm
(8:10:48 PM): Aaron's high HP is good and all, but his low attack stats and lack of a healing move make him poor for a wall or sweeper.
(8:11:31 PM): ...and doesn't he get leperasy at lv 70?
(8:11:54 PM): anyways, I g2g,baiez

13:00 DogofHellsing I won't be a bitch and keep bumping the price
13:00 haze do it
13:00 DogofHellsing I didn't want to go over 35k for it
13:00 haze be the bitch we know you are