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    [17:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (thesyn4) Monbreys like pidjin's God. And by pidjin I mean Alaska.
    [17:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) hes not my god
    [17:57] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i wouldnt fuck god
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    [14:36] Alex Seddon: Bulbagarden goes down more than Alaska.

    Best FFA Quote and Topical Quote Ever :D

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    [18:03] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (derianurpg) I'm in a state of sanity. so in a way, you could say I'm in-sane

    I KNEW HE WAS INSANE!

    EDIT: (I don't expect this to be a new post 42 don't worry; 243 is a boring number)
    [18:31] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) didnt we have this convo?
    [18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Probably
    [18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Are there conversation topics we haven't discussed yet?
    [18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Ever
    [18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) ummm
    [18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) the war of 1812?

    Follow up quote:
    [18:50] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i feel like
    [18:50] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) weve talked about everything
    [18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) we can talk about
    [18:51] mewalcadiesmew: [18:31] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) didnt we have this convo?
    [18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Probably
    [18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Are there conversation topics we haven't discussed yet?
    [18:31] mewalcadiesmew: Ever
    [18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) ummm
    [18:32] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) the war of 1812?

    [18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) i could always try to figure out how to clean myself with my tongue, like a cat....
    [18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) xD
    [18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) lets do that
    [18:51] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) so uhhh
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) Well the War of 1812 was cool
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) the last battle of the war of 1812 was in new orleans
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) which
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) isnt the worst thing thats happened to that city
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) True true
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) does anyone know who we fought against in that war?
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) its either the british or the french
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) or mexico
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) one of those three
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (neonsandsurpg) All of the above in some way
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) really?
    [18:52] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) also i now realize
    [18:53] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) any euros in here will be confused
    [18:53] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (alaskapigeon1) meh
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    (derianurpg) Fact of life: Anything you ever love will inevitably be eaten by coyotes.



    (niteethan) "You must drive the mini van over the mine field, while being chased by blind swimmers and men with HIV"
    (derianurpg) "And it's a Toyota"



    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
    (derianurpg) "The show that teaches you all the popular british slang - and how to misuse it!"
    alaskapigeon1 2:44 pm
    xD
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
    (niteethan) :P
    (Bandi) I missed something.....
    alaskapigeon1 2:44 pm
    GIVE ME BACK MY FAGS
    lol
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
    (niteethan) "I NEED MORE FAGS!"
    alaskapigeon1 2:44 pm
    that seems like a sign outside a pro gay marriage protest
    i mean......
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:44 pm
    (niteethan) "MORE FLAMING FAGS!"
    (derianurpg) lol
    (Bandi) ^
    (derianurpg) "Bloody hell, I do believe my fag is on fire."



    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 4:31 pm
    (Bandi) Did I spend all of gay day in bed?
    (derianurpg) that's the idea isn't it?

    lol. Derian is winning today.
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    herbalb582 (11:47:33): Ah, yeah i'll be 21 in Feb, what is the drinking age down under?
    Monbrey (11:48:01): 18
    herbalb582 (11:48:01): Is there one or do babies get fed beer rather than breast milk
    Monbrey (11:48:10): Its the same thing
    Monbrey (11:48:19): Its breast beer
    herbalb582 (11:48:36): XDD ... what an awesome thought
    Monbrey (11:49:00): Nah, far too much incentive to knock up my girlfriend for my own benefit
    Monbrey (11:49:05): We dont want that

    ^^ Awesome

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    neoslayer93 8:20 pm
    then i heard his real voice
    then i cummed
    im sorry
    i just had to

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    ayotui14 7:54 pm
    (7:54:59 PM): cradily, cant you see she is abusive and toxic
    (7:55:05 PM): stop loving her
    ragnarok0422 7:55 pm
    (7:55:15 PM): lol, 'don't you know that you're toxic?'
    ayotui14 7:55 pm
    (7:55:37 PM): huh?
    ragnarok0422 7:55 pm
    (7:55:44 PM): it's a song
    (7:55:48 PM): britney spears? d:
    imsocorn 7:55 pm
    (7:55:58 PM): I was hoping
    (7:56:02 PM): nobody would say that ._.
    ayotui14 7:56 pm
    (7:56:17 PM): have probably heard it just didnt get the reference
    imsocorn 7:56 pm
    (7:56:18 PM): It was however the first thing I thought of
    (7:56:18 PM): ._.

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    ojajrrj 9:42 pm
    They just
    got into a champagne and ice cube fight
    ojajrrj 9:42 pm
    mid-BDSM sex
    WHAT FLUFFY TRIPE IS THIS
    alaskapigeon1 9:42 pm
    xD
    lololol
    ojajrrj 9:43 pm
    THEY ARE GIGGLING




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    (Bandi) first lesson
    (Bandi) Don't shove your toungue down a corgi's throat if people are watching



    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 5:14 pm
    (Bandi) I know alot more about animal penises then most people
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    PiEaNdChIpS678: i dont want an STD
    PiEaNdChIpS678: unless i was going to die
    PiEaNdChIpS678: then i would get one
    PiEaNdChIpS678: and spread it
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    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 2:58 pm
    (Bandi) .....Why do you pee on cats derian
    (derianurpg) I don't, but you like to piss on things so I wasn't sure


    I cried from laughing:


    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:17 pm
    (niteethan) Hello everyone
    (niteethan) Alaska, I want to ask you somethin
    alaskapigeon1 8:17 pm
    hey ace
    oh boy
    what?
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:17 pm
    (niteethan) There is this ad on TV here for tampoms
    alaskapigeon1 8:17 pm
    0_O
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:17 pm
    (derianurpg) I don't like where this is headed
    (niteethan) And it shows these women practically having orgasms about a new tampom
    alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
    xD
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
    (niteethan) Is a new brand of tampom really that exciting?
    alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
    THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE GIRLS FOR FRIENDS
    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    in general
    tampons just arent that exciting
    is toilet paper exciting?
    no
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
    (chainreactionrpg) HELLL YES
    alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
    i assume this question was a joke
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
    (niteethan) If its three ply it is
    alaskapigeon1 8:18 pm
    but i will take it seriously
    LOL
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:18 pm
    (chainreactionrpg) lol ace
    alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
    YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TEACH YOU ABOUT GIRL STUFF

    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
    (chainreactionrpg) nope
    alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
    OTHER THAN SCOURGE MAYBE
    GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
    (chainreactionrpg) fuuuck
    (niteethan) And Winter
    (niteethan) And Kai
    (chainreactionrpg) randomly:
    (niteethan) And Anaa
    alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
    LOL
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
    (niteethan) And Pidge
    alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
    yeah
    xD
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
    (chainreactionrpg) "Hey Scourge, how to tampons work?"
    alaskapigeon1 8:19 pm
    LOL
    cping to her
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:19 pm
    (derianurpg) they're fucking miracles
    (niteethan) I think women that get excited about them
    (niteethan) Must not get laid very often
    (derianurpg) fucking tampons, how do they work?
    (niteethan) And they dont like to self pleasure themselves
    (chainreactionrpg) duuude
    (chainreactionrpg) alaska
    (niteethan) So they use tampoms like vibrators
    (chainreactionrpg) dont
    (chainreactionrpg) scourge will hate me
    alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
    why in the name of god are we talking about tampons?
    shell think its hilarious
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:20 pm
    (chainreactionrpg) and then I'll be sad
    (niteethan) Fine, lets talk about sanitary liners
    (chainreactionrpg) she's like one of the three URPG big bods that hasnt yelled at me yet
    alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
    ojajrrj 8:20 pm
    ...Why is he asking ME?
    alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
    oh
    ojajrrj 8:20 pm
    Dude, tampons are no good
    alaskapigeon1 8:20 pm
    cause ace asked me something about tampons
    ojajrrj 8:20 pm
    for masturbating
    ......
    i hate you for making that happen
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:21 pm
    (niteethan) :P
    (chainreactionrpg) I feel sad now
    (Bandi) .....
    alaskapigeon1 8:21 pm
    lolchainy
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:21 pm
    (Bandi) The only thing I know about tampons is they stop bloodflow so I think I'm against them
    (derianurpg) lol
    alaskapigeon1 8:21 pm
    i just like choked
    trying not to laugh
    [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room] 8:21 pm
    (derianurpg) I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die
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    Kai-Mei 4:36 pm
    (4:36:11 PM): So, erm, basics stuff... helds off and neutral weather/terrain, sleep/freeze/OHKO clauses on, D/P sound okay?
    (4:36:24 PM): <Pidge got me paranoid about stating all of the clauses... XD>
    DrStubbsberg 4:36 pm
    (4:36:32 PM): sounds fine to me, how many mons?
    zeferintrazish 4:36 pm
    (4:36:34 PM): Ok, but I'm adding the Cake Clause
    Kai-Mei 4:36 pm
    (4:36:38 PM): I just have one, but she needs ten
    (4:36:42 PM): CAKE CLAUSE.
    DrStubbsberg 4:36 pm
    (4:36:46 PM): not the dreaded cake clause???
    zeferintrazish 4:36 pm
    (4:36:50 PM): At the end, everyone gets cake
    Kai-Mei 4:36 pm
    (4:36:58 PM): Oh, god, I hate that clause...
    DrStubbsberg 4:37 pm
    (4:37:04 PM): ah, the benevolent cake clause
    Kai-Mei 4:37 pm
    (4:37:19 PM): The cake is a lie!
    zeferintrazish 4:37 pm
    (4:37:28 PM): DAMN, Silence!
    zeferintrazish 4:37 pm
    (4:37:34 PM): Avada Kadabra!
    Kai-Mei 4:37 pm
    (4:37:41 PM): *spasms and dies*
    zeferintrazish 4:37 pm
    (4:37:46 PM): ...
    (4:37:48 PM): damn
    (4:37:49 PM): this is why
    (4:37:53 PM): I never make money
    (4:38:01 PM): I kill the battlers everytime

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    Lol from a newbie:


    Gian Kurumiru 6:28 pm
    TheEvilDookie scared me enough.
    alaskapigeon1 6:29 pm
    LOL
    Gian Kurumiru 6:29 pm
    You didn;t do a thing.
    Haha
    alaskapigeon1 6:29 pm
    its just your intuition
    what did TED do to you?
    Gian Kurumiru 6:29 pm
    What's up with that guy?
    alaskapigeon1 6:29 pm
    ummm
    anger issues
    Gian Kurumiru 6:29 pm
    Indeed.
    x)
    He has no life.
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    Pidge 7:57 pm
    PLZ NO TALKO
    anyway
    some statistics for turn 1
    number of pokemon targetting gyarados: 5
    chances of gyarados surviving
    0%
    sorry

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    LightningFast 8:05 pm
    (8:05:49 PM): How come in video games it's always "priest' and never rabbi?

    MagikchickenURPG 8:05 pm
    (8:05:53 PM): LOL

    LightningFast 8:05 pm
    (8:05:53 PM): I mean

    MagikchickenURPG 8:05 pm
    (8:05:59 PM): Dunno man. Dunno.
    (8:06:05 PM): Which games specifically are you thinking of?

    LightningFast 8:06 pm
    (8:06:07 PM): rabbis could use holy magics and heal ppl...
    (8:06:15 PM): mmos and rpgs

    MagikchickenURPG 8:06 pm
    (8:06:16 PM): They could part the seas :D

    LightningFast 8:06 pm
    (8:06:24 PM): LOL

    MagikchickenURPG 8:06 pm
    (8:06:25 PM): "Follow me through THIS, bitches!"

    LightningFast 8:06 pm
    (8:06:45 PM): PHAROH DEFEATED
    (8:07:00 PM): MOSES AND AARON GAINED 2900 EXP!

    MagikchickenURPG 8:07 pm
    (8:07:09 PM): lol win
    (8:07:19 PM): "Pharaoh fainted!"
    (8:07:29 PM): *Pokémon 'battle win' music starts playing*
    (8:07:39 PM): God got $0 for winning!
    (8:07:48 PM): Moses gained 2900 EXP! Aaron gained 2900 EXP!

    MagikchickenURPG 8:08 pm
    (8:08:12 PM): *trollfaec*

    LightningFast 8:08 pm
    (8:08:13 PM): MOSES grew to level 49!

    MagikchickenURPG 8:08 pm
    (8:08:23 PM): Learned 40 Years Wander attack!
    (8:08:36 PM): (Like Slack Off, but restores full health bar and ensures arrival in Promised Land)

    LightningFast 8:09 pm
    (8:09:10 PM): Super effective against gold statues and stone tablets

    MagikchickenURPG 8:09 pm
    (8:09:21 PM): I guess it OHKOs them too.
    (8:09:31 PM): In addition to healing MOSES.

    LightningFast 8:09 pm
    (8:09:49 PM): uber
    LightningFast 8:10 pm
    (8:10:48 PM): Aaron's high HP is good and all, but his low attack stats and lack of a healing move make him poor for a wall or sweeper.
    (8:11:31 PM): ...and doesn't he get leperasy at lv 70?
    (8:11:54 PM): anyways, I g2g,baiez
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    13:00 DogofHellsing I won't be a bitch and keep bumping the price
    13:00 haze do it
    13:00 DogofHellsing I didn't want to go over 35k for it
    13:00 haze be the bitch we know you are

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