Thread: The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

iamnotyou11 (8:32:31 PM): desalination plant
iamnotyou11 (8:32:33 PM): fml
iamnotyou11 (8:32:35 PM): I was looking for a tree
iamnotyou11 (8:32:35 PM): -.-

LOL

alaskapigeon1 1:16 pm
when i die a slow painful death from an alcohol/sex related incident
name something after me
derianurpg 1:16 pm
I don't think i'll have any kids before next week

alaskapigeon1 8:01 pm
unforgivable yet satisfying
wiseguyd@gmail.com 8:01 pm
Yeah
Like rape

*clears throat*

Here is a quote section from Noble's/my wedding (officiated by Nemo):

maverickkaiser 1:06 am
Ace is the bestman
Scrouge of Nemo 1:06 am
Okay
DO YOU, MAVERICKKAISER

Dragonspokemon 1:06 am
My Arcanine will serve as best girl

Scrouge of Nemo 1:07 am
SWEAR TO TAKE THIS DRAGON AS YOUR GRADEFULLY WEDDED WIFE
AND LOVE HER AS YOU WOULD A LUVDISC WHO HAS ATTRACTED YOU
AND LIVE WITH HER EVEN IF HER LIFESPAN IS AS LONG AS A BLASTOISE'S
OR A TORKOAL'S
Scrouge of Nemo 1:08 am
AND KEEP THE LOVE STRONG LIKE THE CURRENTS OF PIKACHU'S THUNDERBOLT?

maverickkaiser 1:08 am
I do

Scrouge of Nemo 1:08 am
AND YOU, DRAGONESS.
DO YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS NOBLE DUDE
AS YOUR HUSBAND
AND FEED HIM, EVEN IF HE EATS LIKE A SNORLAX
AND DROOLS LIKE A PSYDUCK
AND STAND BY HIM, EVEN IF HE OCCASIONALLY EMITS UNFORTUNATE BODILY EXCRETIONS SIMILAR TO THAT OF A KOFFING
?

Dragonspokemon 1:09 am
I do

Scrouge of Nemo 1:09 am
Then I, the Head Grader, by the powers vested in me by Galleon
NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE
*throws confetti*
Scrouge of Nemo 1:10 am
I think I skipped steps. And where's the shotgun? AH WELL IT WORKS.

maverickkaiser 1:10 am
lol

WinterVines 1:10 am
lol i want your speech at my wedding

Dragonspokemon 1:10 am
xD *blows kisses*
THANK YOU NEMO!

alaskapigeon1 (2:13:30 PM): most likely hes wondering why i would bring a sandslash to his dojo
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:11 PM): 'There must be some reasoning behind this!'
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:13 PM): theres not
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:21 PM): thats the only weapon i have
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:23 PM): confusion
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:27 PM): im like....
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:29 PM): a shitty zubat
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:41 PM): just confuse ray the fuck out of everything
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:45 PM): and then leech life
alaskapigeon1 (2:14:51 PM): and maybe i win sometimes

Originally Posted by Dragoness

*clears throat*

Here is a quote section from Noble's/my wedding (officiated by Nemo):

I'm so happy for you guys!

(tyalbro19@yahoo.com) I am unsure if you are all of the same insanity of me
(matt5skip) I'm screwed up in the head
(matt5skip) so you're good
Roulette Dares 11:24 pm
i give people pictures of aroused bats
i think youre ok

[23:13] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) I bananaxed Magik
[23:13] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) so worth it
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) ill go buy the soothe bell now
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) and a dawn stone while im at it
[23:14] mewalcadiesmew: Why HiPS?
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) because he claimed that Blaziken was better than Apey
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (roulette16dares) shiny stone*
[23:14] [Dojo Sensei's Tea Room]: (matt5skip) and lying is not allowed on the forums

No clue if other people think this is funny, but I lmao'd.

lol wut 8:13 am
yes
alaskapigeon1 8:13 am
and then saying kill whitey in a couple ffas
lol wut 8:13 am
i still mean that
kill whitey
alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
lol
lol wut 8:14 am
killing whitey would solve 90% of the world's problems
alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
its funny because i am incredibly white!


lol wut 8:14 am
!

alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
like
alaskapigeon1 8:14 am
hybrid of a polar bear and elton john white
lol wut 8:14 am
polar bears are sex
good on you

The Winter Gifting Station seems to lead to interesting discussions

[09:51] niteethan: The Winter Gifting Station is in a few weeks
[09:51] Abigail Stewart: wats that
[09:51] Abigail Stewart: ive heard of it
[09:51] niteethan: A Winter Gifting Station, funnily enough

[09:52] JesseJKJesse: But dont gift me fucking temes
[09:52] JesseJKJesse: XD
[09:52] JesseJKJesse: items*
[09:52] niteethan: They are like yams
[09:52] niteethan: Except URPG style
[09:52] wintervines: teme is a jap word for hand slave, roughly
[09:52] alaskapigeon1: lol
[09:52] alaskapigeon1: ummmm
[09:52] niteethan: That's what Alaska is
[09:52] alaskapigeon1: xD
[09:52] niteethan: A rough hand slave

I only posgted this so Alaska won't feel guilty about double posting :D

Ehh people were being dumb.
Wintervines 4:28 pm
lol...
Alex Seddon 4:28 pm
I'll just take it from you
Noble One 4:28 pm
Dont pull a Millie
Alex Seddon 4:29 pm
Making up for years of black guys taking stuff off white guys
Jesse(Rustburo) 4:29 pm
wut is a millie
Wintervines 4:29 pm
dont be an ace
Alex Seddon 4:29 pm
DONT DO A KAIOO
Wintervines 4:29 pm
lol dodo
Noble One 4:29 pm
^
Win

Cause we laugh at your pain Kaioo:3

[21:27] wingullcoasting: Buzzer fuck yo mom
[21:27] wingullcoasting: <3
[21:27] herbalb582: Also you contracted aids
[21:27] Catsmoonstone320: Do either of you have an off switch or maybe a paralyze button
[21:27] WinterVines: he has a mum
[21:27] WinterVines: not a mom
[21:27] wingullcoasting: Thats homo
[21:27] herbalb582: ^
[21:27] alaskapigeon1: xD


Love you Buzzzer.

[21:40] WinterVines: buzz why are you still here lol
[21:41] wingullcoasting: Cause hes drunk
[21:41] derianurpg: lol
[21:41] WinterVines: you need to sleep
[21:41] herbalb582: I'm not drunk I can't still type
[21:41] herbalb582: and see
[21:41] derianurpg: can*
[21:41] wingullcoasting: Ahaha
[21:41] WinterVines: lol
[21:41] herbalb582: XD
[21:41] herbalb582: DAMN
[21:41] thedinobot: lold
[21:41] Catsmoonstone320: Right of course

Was this too mean? Abigail is millie, btw.


MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:53 pm
Yeah cause thats my cell exactly
While you do that imma go eat.
Abigail Stewart 2:55 pm
cant I give you mine?
alaskapigeon1 2:55 pm
and im going to coincidentally leave at the same time
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:55 pm
Ummm I guess
Lol why alaska?
alaskapigeon1 2:56 pm
>>
shes not supposed ot know
remember?
Abigail Stewart 2:56 pm
wat
ur doing something
alaskapigeon1 2:56 pm
not really
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:56 pm
?
Abigail Stewart 2:56 pm
so you can tell me?
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:56 pm
Even im confused here
alaskapigeon1 2:56 pm
dude its nothing
we have to go take care of a thing
Abigail Stewart 2:57 pm
she said I'm not aloud to know
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
*allowed, sweetie
keep your grammar up
Abigail Stewart 2:57 pm
w/e
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
and if we dont go now
we never will
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
theres not a lot of time left.....
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:57 pm
Lol go where?
alaskapigeon1 2:57 pm
fuck, dude, you know where
its gonna get out soon
and then theres no chance, man
were royally fucked
we have to go right fucking now
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:58 pm
The invasion?
alaskapigeon1 2:58 pm
fuck dude dont talk about it
Abigail Stewart 2:58 pm
wat xD
alaskapigeon1 2:58 pm
she could be one of them
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
one of what?
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
for fucks sake, think with your head
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
URPG?
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:59 pm
Xd
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
sure, millie
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
Cos if it is I dont do it anymore?
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
its just URPG
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
tell me love
pleaasse
alaskapigeon1 2:59 pm
millie, you cant know
if we told you wed have to kill you
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 2:59 pm
Lol
Abigail Stewart 2:59 pm
kill me later
now tell me please love !!!!
alaskapigeon1 3:00 pm
no im dead serious
we cant talk about this
we will literally have to kill you
no one can no
outside of a select few
Abigail Stewart 3:00 pm
wat just you and mav
alaskapigeon1 3:00 pm
now im fucking serious maverick
no theres more
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:00 pm
Lol millies ok
alaskapigeon1 3:00 pm
you wont know all of them
dude shes not man shes not
we dont know anything about her
Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
please tell me love
alaskapigeon1 3:01 pm
fuck man
fuck man its gonna get out
we gotta fucking go
theres no fucking way
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Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
What is gonna get out
?
Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
tell me this is like a bombs gonna go
alaskapigeon1 3:01 pm
dude theres not much time
okay millie
all i can tell you
is in three days time
do you have a basement?
Abigail Stewart 3:01 pm
not really love
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
do you have anywehre thats sheltered?
Abigail Stewart 3:02 pm
how about a pantry?
um attic or w/e
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
okay
Abigail Stewart 3:02 pm
my shed xD
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
heres what you do
shed or attic works
in three days
at about lets see
i dont know what itd be UK time
ummm
east coast time
at 11 pm
Abigail Stewart 3:02 pm
uh huh
alaskapigeon1 3:02 pm
be in that safe place
and with you
you need to take enough water to last you like a week
some food
blankets
maybe a weapon
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Abigail Stewart 3:03 pm
why you gonna invade us xD
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alaskapigeon1 3:03 pm
not us
and also
Abigail Stewart 3:03 pm
somebody is?
alaskapigeon1 3:03 pm
youre gonna need ass loads of sugar
Abigail Stewart 3:04 pm
why
alaskapigeon1 3:04 pm
i cant tell you
but its important
Abigail Stewart 3:04 pm
are people coming to bomb me
xD
alaskapigeon1 3:04 pm
sugar and onions
dude im serious
we cant tell you
all i can say
is were not who we say we are
but we care aboutyou millie
Abigail Stewart 3:05 pm
ok
?
alaskapigeon1 3:05 pm
just write down those instructions
youre gonna need to be in hiding for about a week
alaskapigeon1 3:05 pm
so make sure you have enough supplies
Abigail Stewart 3:05 pm
what if I need to go toilet
or have a shower
alaskapigeon1 3:05 pm
youll need a bucket or something
Abigail Stewart 3:05 pm
or need my makeup xD
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
bring what you need with you
but for the love of god
no matter how you feel
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
My bf xD
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
or what you hear
do not come out
take him with you if you need
but he might be one of them
now maverick
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
but I got school exams xD
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
lets get the fuck out of here
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alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
weve wasted enough time
and sweetie, there wont be school exams after this
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:06 pm
?
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
MAVERICK FOR FUCKS SAKE
WE HAVE TO GO
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
yeah
no exams
alaskapigeon1 3:06 pm
SHELL BE FINE IF SHE FOLLOWS THE ADVCIE
Abigail Stewart 3:06 pm
wait NO EXAMS!
I wanna be a GP and Dietitian
xD
Imma need to pass them GSCE's for college
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:07 pm
Shit Alaska is my camero ready?
Abigail Stewart 3:07 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 3:07 pm
just take my advice millie
yeah dude
alaskapigeon1 3:07 pm
its all set
Abigail Stewart 3:07 pm
camero?
alaskapigeon1 3:07 pm
weve got everything loaded up
but we have to fucking go man
its almost time
you got your RPG?
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:08 pm
Alright
Yeah and my M16
Abigail Stewart 3:08 pm
wait so people are cuming here
alaskapigeon1 3:08 pm
aight thats good
not people exactly
dont open any doors
Abigail Stewart 3:08 pm
aliens
alaskapigeon1 3:08 pm
and whatever you fucking do
haha no
i wish
DONT TRUST ANYONE UNTIL THE WEEK IS UP
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
aww I want to give um some brew xD
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:09 pm
Ok
alaskapigeon1 3:09 pm
its not a joke millie
weve gotta go now
will you be okay?
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
wait I need a tampon
alaskapigeon1 3:09 pm
bring that then
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
next weeks will be my you know
Abigail Stewart 3:09 pm
xD
alaskapigeon1 3:09 pm
yeah
oh wait
they smell blood
hmmmm
do you have something thatll cover up the smell?
Abigail Stewart 3:10 pm
umm
air freshner
Tylers farts xD
alaskapigeon1 3:10 pm
ohlol
well
use lots of that
Abigail Stewart 3:10 pm
ugh no
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:10 pm
Millie remember that theme park we talked about
Abigail Stewart 3:10 pm
Id run out of the shed
the one I went to?
or you?
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:11 pm
Yeah
Abigail Stewart 3:11 pm
which one xD
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:11 pm
Listen go there the one you gave the video to
Abigail Stewart 3:12 pm
oh um
alton towers
MaverickKaiser@yahoo.com 3:12 pm
Yeah go there by next saturday. And were something black.
Abigail Stewart 3:12 pm
why
alaskapigeon1 3:13 pm
then you need ot get back home as soon as possible
all right
im leaving now mav
with or without you, babe
Abigail Stewart 3:13 pm
woah why
alaskapigeon1 3:13 pm
we seriously have to go
bye millie
good luck
Abigail Stewart 3:13 pm
no why do I come back
alaskapigeon1 3:13 pm
youll see


Was this not the greatest idea ever? If not just awful?

No not really as I know you guys were taking the mick but nonetheless it was shitload of fun. We should do something like that again definately. xD

alaskapigeon1: (7:49:33 PM) HEY EVERYONE
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:35 PM) LOOK AT ME
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:44 PM) I LIKE SEX AND GUNS AND SEX AND VIOLENCE AND SEX
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:46 PM) *shakes ass*
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:52 PM) *gets gang raped*
alaskapigeon1: (7:49:56 PM) and im as happy as a clam