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    [12:40] derianurpg: lol yeah, that's not what I mean
    [12:41] Arceusfan493: oh
    [12:41] derianurpg: just like, in deciding which mons to switch in etc
    [12:41] Arceusfan493: oh
    [12:41] derianurpg: like switching in a mon that isn't super effective against something but it's fast enough to outspeed the thing you're versus and with STAB still get a KO
    [12:41] derianurpg: rather then another mon you have that is super effective
    [12:41] derianurpg:
    [12:42] Arceusfan493: oh
    [12:42] derianurpg: are you getting laid?
    [12:42] derianurpg: you keep saying "oh"

    Derian needs to keep his mind out of the gutter...

    [12:47] Arceusfan493: so you're a lesbian i take it?
    [12:48] derianurpg: you didn't know that?

    Learn something new every day =)

    12:50] derianurpg: you're right, I am thinking about you not thinking, but you don't know that because you can't
    [12:51] Arceusfan493: .....
    [12:51] Arceusfan493: are u talking to the mirror again?
    [12:51] derianurpg: it's the only one that listens T_T
    [12:51] Arceusfan493: lol
    [12:51] Arceusfan493: so do your lesbian friends?
    [12:52] derianurpg: no all they want is sex
    [12:52] Arceusfan493: rofl
    [12:52] derianurpg: it's awesome
    [12:52] Arceusfan493: they listen to "oh"?
    [12:52] derianurpg: no but they do seem to say it a lot
    [12:52] derianurpg: *shrugs*

    I lol'd =P
    Last edited by Arceusfan; 5th September 2010 at 11:53 AM.

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    [03:05:37] Alaskapigeon: sex with a hooker: $80
    [03:05:46] Alaskapigeon: sex with a stripper: $120
    [03:06:03] Alaskapigeon: IM sex with random strangers you met on the internet: priceless

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    alaskapigeon 12:29 am
    (00:29:38): xD
    i remember reading about one
    (00:29:46): where this guy and his family bought a zoo somewhere
    (00:29:51): and then the wife died of cancer
    (00:29:57): i cant remember where in england it was
    (00:30:05): i wanna say they did a documentary on it though
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 12:30 am
    (00:30:50): um
    (00:30:55): are you sure it wasnt a tv show?
    (00:30:55): xD
    (00:30:59): theres a show a bit like that
    alaskapigeon 12:31 am
    (00:31:20): maybe
    alaskapigeon 12:31 am
    (00:31:27): is it on animal planet?
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 12:31 am
    (00:31:46): its on ITV
    (00:31:46): xD
    (00:31:52): Wild at heart
    alaskapigeon 12:31 am
    (00:31:55): i have no idea what that is
    (00:31:56): yeah
    (00:31:58): i think thats it
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 12:32 am
    (00:32:02): It's a tv show
    (00:32:03): xD
    alaskapigeon 12:32 am
    (00:32:05): xD
    (00:32:08): No i meant ITV
    (00:32:10): ....
    (00:32:11): never mind
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 12:32 am
    (00:32:22): Americans: Confusing fiction and fact since 1776
    alaskapigeon 12:32 am
    (00:32:27): xD
    (00:32:32): oh god
    (00:32:41): i know

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    Another Alaska special.


    alaskapigeon 4:45 am
    (04:45:22): it is foolish to think you could solve any major problem with just potatoes
    (04:45:24): or at least
    (04:45:28): i think thats how it goes
    (04:45:31): its been a while
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 4:45 am
    (04:45:34): of course you can
    alaskapigeon 4:45 am
    (04:45:39): xD
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 4:45 am
    (04:45:52): name a problem that cant be solved with a potato
    alaskapigeon 4:46 am
    (04:46:33): ummmmmmm
    (04:46:39): the war in the middle east?
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 4:46 am
    (04:46:44): give them all potatoes.
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 4:47 am
    (04:47:06): its all the jews fault anyway
    alaskapigeon 4:47 am
    (04:47:15): xD
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 4:48 am
    (04:48:29): next problem?
    alaskapigeon 4:48 am
    (04:48:51): ummmmmm
    (04:48:53): the fact
    (04:49:02): that the chernobyl reactor is still leaking radiation?
    dancingdodo@live.co.uk 4:49 am
    (04:49:10): Huge potato in the top.
    (04:49:42): next?
    alaskapigeon 4:50 am
    (04:50:20): xD
    (04:50:28): the fact that im horny 24/7
    (04:50:30): NO
    (04:50:33): DONT SAY IT
    (04:50:37): JUST THOUGHT THAT ONETHROUGH

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    alaskapigeon 9:04 pm
    (9:04:59 PM): btw
    (9:05:00 PM): alaskapigeon 9:04 pm
    (9:04:38 PM): dude
    (9:04:40 PM): toothpaste lube

    (9:04:42 PM): best

    (9:04:43 PM): night

    (9:04:43 PM): ever

    (9:04:45 PM): or worst

    (9:04:47 PM): not sure
    iamnotyou11 9:04 pm
    (9:04:47 PM): Yes
    (9:05:05 PM): dont ask
    LiftedSkyline 9:05 pm
    (9:05:13 PM): Well
    (9:05:20 PM): Now you're minty fresh
    alaskapigeon 9:05 pm
    (9:05:23 PM): xD

    LiftedSkyline 9:05 pm
    (9:05:23 PM): in all the right places
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    About my wincest ladder.....

    alaskapigeon 3:59 pm
    (3:59:21 PM): xD
    (3:59:24 PM): lemme see
    (3:59:51 PM): you dont like near, millie, maverick, KOd, i dont think you like LS
    you dont know kitty and ikamazu
    (3:59:58 PM): dunno how you feel about scourge or hkim
    (4:00:02 PM): i imagine you like monbrey
    (4:00:03 PM): xD
    JesseJKJesse 4:00 pm
    (4:00:24 PM): Jese uses rap powers
    (4:00:39 PM): Maverike KOG KO'D
    (4:00:42 PM): Jesse*
    alaskapigeon 4:00 pm
    (4:00:46 PM): xD
    (4:00:51 PM): KOG
    (4:00:54 PM): nice
    (4:00:59 PM): well
    (4:01:08 PM): i did put him down as creepy uncle
    JesseJKJesse 4:01 pm
    (4:01:11 PM): Near millie and LS survive
    alaskapigeon 4:01 pm
    (4:01:16 PM): xD
    alaskapigeon 4:01 pm
    (4:01:28 PM): who else survives?
    JesseJKJesse 4:01 pm
    (4:01:32 PM): kitty and Ikamazu forgot to send KO
    alaskapigeon 4:01 pm
    (4:01:37 PM): xD
    JesseJKJesse 4:02 pm
    (4:02:11 PM): Scurage and Hkim use Explosion on near and milli
    (4:02:29 PM): Monbrey uses Flamethroew LS KO'd gg
    alaskapigeon 4:02 pm
    (4:02:48 PM): xD
    (4:03:18 PM): so whos left?
    (4:03:24 PM): scourge, hkim, and monbrey?
    JesseJKJesse 4:03 pm
    (4:03:28 PM): no
    (4:03:35 PM): they used exlosion
    (4:03:42 PM): the kO'd themselvees
    (4:03:45 PM): Monbrey won
    alaskapigeon 4:03 pm
    (4:03:46 PM): xD



    EDIT:


    alaskapigeon 4:17 pm
    (4:17:36 PM): xD
    (4:17:44 PM): i cant tell when people are serious anymore
    (4:17:52 PM): near fucked up the part of my brain that does that
    imsocorn 4:18 pm
    (4:18:11 PM): That tends to happen from prolonged exposure to URPGers
    alaskapigeon 4:18 pm
    (4:18:13 PM): xD
    imsocorn 4:18 pm
    (4:18:19 PM): somehow URPG attracts like
    (4:18:30 PM): the weirdest fucking perverted people on the internt
    (4:18:32 PM): *internet
    alaskapigeon 4:18 pm
    (4:18:36 PM): xD
    imsocorn 4:18 pm
    (4:18:41 PM): like, per capita, we beat 4chan

    I vote that as our new description instead of 'We've got cookies'
    Last edited by Alaskapigeon; 7th September 2010 at 06:19 PM.
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    Feng . 3:52 pm
    i think this is the first time people got hooked up via URPG
    Pidge 3:53 pm
    problem?!!?
    Feng . 3:53 pm
    we we should privatise urpg
    and turn it into a dating sit
    !
    Pidge 3:53 pm
    we already did that
    you just werent invited
    Feng . 3:53 pm




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    [12:52] Monbrey: Togekiss uses Extremespeed
    [12:52] Monbrey: Ambipom uses Ice Punch, KO's
    [12:52] Monbrey: gg
    [12:52] Y2Beric: This battle was too close, Ambi only held on with like 2%
    [12:52] Monbrey: *18.64%
    [12:52] Arceusfan493: gg
    [12:53] Arceusfan493: thanks for the battle and thanks for reffing
    [12:53] Arceusfan493: the forums aren't working lol
    [12:53] Y2Beric: Oh right, ES isn't special

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    Kai trying to guess about something I did with a URPG person that was not....rated PG

    dangokai 3:20 pm
    (3:20:45 PM): MONBREY
    alaskapigeon1 3:20 pm
    (3:20:48 PM): nope
    (3:20:53 PM): :-P
    dangokai 3:20 pm
    (3:20:55 PM): erm...
    alaskapigeon1 3:20 pm
    (3:20:56 PM): IM A CHEATER
    (3:20:59 PM): bahahahahahaha
    dangokai 3:21 pm
    (3:21:08 PM): aw, poor him
    (3:21:12 PM): [/sarcasm]
    alaskapigeon1 3:21 pm
    (3:21:18 PM): xD
    (3:21:24 PM): yeah
    (3:21:27 PM): you will never guess
    alaskapigeon1 3:21 pm
    (3:21:31 PM): not in five trillion years
    dangokai 3:21 pm
    (3:21:31 PM): Kaiser?
    alaskapigeon1 3:21 pm
    (3:21:35 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    dangokai 3:21 pm
    (3:21:46 PM): just naming people on the wincest list
    (3:21:47 PM): LS?
    (3:21:48 PM): Near?
    (3:21:53 PM): Jesse?
    (3:21:57 PM): Scourge. Oh, god no
    alaskapigeon1 3:22 pm
    (3:22:01 PM): ewwwww
    dangokai 3:22 pm
    (3:22:04 PM): ...
    alaskapigeon1 3:22 pm
    (3:22:05 PM): IM STRAIGHT FREAK
    dangokai 3:22 pm
    (3:22:07 PM): I did not just say that
    alaskapigeon1 3:22 pm
    (3:22:10 PM): xD
    dangokai 3:22 pm
    (3:22:20 PM): *runs off to corner and hides*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskapigeon View Post
    (3:21:57 PM): Scourge. Oh, god no
    I second this. Just saying.
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  11. #176

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    EEK.

    That was not what it sounded like, I swear.

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    Getting married is a pain,


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    Because Alaska weren't done having these conversations...

    alaskapigeon1 9:45 pm
    that hella reminds me
    my friend was talking to me
    and someone mentioned Twilight
    and she like, grabbed me
    and said
    er no wait
    shes like
    "Do the Twilight thing"
    and so I sighed and I'm all
    "Fine. Youre skin is ice cold and pale,
    You're frightening
    Native Americans dont like you"
    and she goes
    "Say it."
    Kai-Mei 9:46 pm
    OUT LOUD
    alaskapigeon1 9:46 pm
    "You are....Michael Jackson"

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    Lolwut. I was bored so...

    Synthesis
    4:43 am
    baddul?
    Milotic Queen 4:43 am
    huh
    Synthesis 4:44 am
    battle?
    Milotic Queen 4:44 am
    with wat love
    Synthesis 4:45 am
    of course and maybe our pogeymanz
    MiloticQueen 4:45 am
    huh no i meant your pokemon
    Synthesis 4:46 am
    yeah, that's what I said, mon amour...
    MiloticQueen 4:46 am
    sorry who are you love
    Synthesis 4:47 am
    you're bestest friend, don'cha remember me love? ":
    MiloticQueen 4:47 am
    sorry forgot love
    MiloticQueen 4:47 am
    i dont think we've talked in ages
    Synthesis 4:48 am
    It was 12 minutes ago exactly. I kept track of how long it would take before my love replied
    BUT I'M NOT A STALKER,... unlesss you want me to be
    so... what'cha wearing..?
    xDDD
    jk
    don't tell me
    MiloticQueen 4:49 am
    wait tell me who you are love
    Synthesis 4:49 am
    remeber what happened last time
    MiloticQueen 4:49 am
    i seriousle cant remember
    Synthesis 4:49 am
    why are you calling me love, unless we're destined to be...
    EASY TIGER
    MiloticQueen 4:50 am
    oh sorry I always say love
    I say it cos a lot of people from where I am say it
    Just tell me who you are again I really have forgotten
    Synthesis 4:51 am
    Oh, I thought you say it cause you love me
    MiloticQueen 4:51 am
    Oh sorry no
    Synthesis 4:51 am
    YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ME?!?
    MiloticQueen 4:51 am
    a lot of people say that
    Synthesis 4:51 am
    THAT'S IT WE'RE OVER!

    MiloticQueen 4:51 am
    No I don't love
    MiloticQueen 4:52 am
    Sorry love but we were never together
    Synthesis 4:52 am
    YES WE WERE
    MiloticQueen 4:52 am
    No love i dont even know who you are
    Synthesis 4:52 am
    that's not you were saying last night
    MiloticQueen 4:53 am
    what
    Synthesis 4:53 am
    The nerve of you
    MiloticQueen 4:53 am
    huh
    Synthesis 4:53 am
    oh don't act all innocent!
    MiloticQueen4:53 am
    tell me who you are
    Then I can remember you
    Synthesis 4:53 am
    that's the last straw, I'm leaving you for good
    Don't say anything
    just don't
    MiloticQueen 4:54 am
    ok well we were never together
    Synthesis 4:54 am
    I bid you good day!
    MiloticQueen 4:54 am
    ok good day to you love
    *seriously Idk who you are-
    when I explained I was joking later on she didn't believe me an started bitchin' to WTP. Lmao.
    Last edited by Synthesis; 12th September 2010 at 05:44 AM.

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    New rule: One quote per week.

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