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    Quote Originally Posted by We Taste Pies... View Post
    (12:32:01 AM) supermonkey07@cox.net: LOL BABY RAPE IS FUN
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    Legendary Master 10:31 am
    Are you Christian?
    ojajrrj 10:32 am
    Mmhm, although that's not why I respect Judaism. XD
    Legendary Master 10:32 am
    You stole our beliefs
    ojajrrj 10:32 am
    I'm aware.
    Then we used them to manipulate half the globe.
    I apologize full-heartedly.

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    (11:25:48 PM) brendenop: that would actually explain everything
    (11:25:53 PM) imsocorn: the cat
    (11:26:01 PM) imsocorn: and the naked man
    (11:26:23 PM) brendenop: but im still unconfortable with him stealing looks at me!
    (11:26:28 PM) imsocorn: lol
    (11:26:28 PM) brendenop: my beauty is reserved ok

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    Alaskapigeon 5:26 pm
    (5:26:48 PM): I feel like were part of a family
    neoslayer93 5:26 pm
    (5:26:54 PM): yes
    Alaskapigeon 5:26 pm
    (5:26:54 PM): a very kinky, incestual family
    neoslayer93 5:26 pm
    (5:26:56 PM): siless
    neoslayer93 5:27 pm
    (5:27:13 PM): you could be my 4th cousin, twice removed
    Alaskapigeon 5:27 pm
    (5:27:24 PM): xD
    neoslayer93 5:27 pm
    (5:27:26 PM): and alaska could be my aunt's niece's sister's daughter
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    ojajrrj 11:48 pm
    I could see myself murdering my clone.
    >_>
    Legendary Master 11:52 pm
    You mean commiting suicide?
    ojajrrj 11:53 pm
    ...
    That's one way to look at it.
    Legendary Master 11:53 pm
    So you could see yourself killing yourself
    Legendary Master 11:54 pm
    Thats what suicide is

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    To explain this, I'm a straight girl first of all. And second of all, I didnt know this was Near at first.

    Monbrey 8:12 pm
    (8:12:14 PM): hey

    (8:12:18 PM): oh god
    Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
    (8:12:20 PM): hello

    (8:12:21 PM): what?
    Monbrey 8:12 pm
    (8:12:22 PM): Near is going to love you
    iamnotyou11 8:12 pm
    (8:12:26 PM): Why
    Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
    (8:12:34 PM): I feel afraid

    (8:12:36 PM): 2 vs 2
    Monbrey 8:12 pm
    (8:12:36 PM): No reason.....
    Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
    (8:12:39 PM): No weather

    (8:12:42 PM): No holds

    (8:12:45 PM): D/P/Pt
    (9:31:22 PM): iamnotyou11 8:12 pm
    (8:12:48 PM): Monbrey tell me

    (8:12:51 PM): :<
    Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
    (8:12:57 PM): If the news hasnt spread yet

    (8:13:03 PM): I'd be pretty damn surprised

    (8:13:04 PM): and I am
    iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
    (8:13:10 PM): what news


    (8:13:11 PM): wtf
    (9:31:32 PM): Alaskapigeon 8:13 pm
    (8:13:15 PM): maybe I bitched the other guys into submission
    (8:13:22 PM): I'm gonna shut up now
    iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
    (8:13:27 PM): omg


    (8:13:33 PM): Tell me
    Alaskapigeon 8:13 pm
    (8:13:35 PM): I'm gay
    Monbrey 8:13 pm
    (8:13:43 PM): Yep
    iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
    (8:13:45 PM): Oh.


    (8:13:50 PM): Monbrey fuck you


    (8:13:50 PM): <3

    Me and Monbrey proceeded to pretend to be gay for about half an hour. Later....

    Alaskapigeon 8:43 pm
    (8:43:24 PM): hmmm
    (8:43:29 PM): keep on Dragon Rushing
    Monbrey 8:43 pm
    (8:43:56 PM): from behind?
    Alaskapigeon 8:44 pm
    (8:44:03 PM):

    (8:44:08 PM): You know thats how I like it

    (8:45:12 PM): Especially from you

    (8:45:14 PM):

    and so on....

    Later on after Monbrey left:
    Alaskapigeon 9:44 pm
    (9:44:05 PM): Hey there
    (9:44:11 PM): you're a guy right?
    iamnotyou11 9:44 pm
    (9:44:52 PM): Yh why
    Alaskapigeon 9:44 pm
    (9:44:56 PM): Oh

    (9:45:07 PM): I've just been looking for other guys to flirt with

    iamnotyou11 9:45 pm
    (9:45:16 PM): Dude

    (9:45:22 PM): I'm not gay
    Alaskapigeon 9:45 pm
    (9:45:27 PM): hmmm

    (9:45:30 PM): Thats too bad
    Alaskapigeon 9:45 pm
    (9:45:27 PM): hmmm
    (9:45:30 PM): Thats too bad

    (9:45:45 PM): cause like half of the URPG is

    (9:45:50 PM): we have a secret club actually
    iamnotyou11 9:46 pm
    (9:46:02 PM): Flirt with me if you want hotstuff ; D
    Alaskapigeon 9:46 pm
    (9:46:10 PM): xD
    Alaskapigeon 9:47 pm
    (9:47:22 PM): lol
    (9:47:26 PM): you know I'm not gay right

    (9:47:29 PM): and I'm not a dude

    (9:47:32 PM): xD

    (9:47:38 PM): yeah

    (9:47:45 PM): now you're just screwed, huh?
    iamnotyou11 9:48 pm
    (9:48:08 PM): No


    (9:48:09 PM): Why
    iamnotyou11 9:48 pm
    (9:48:12 PM): Lol



    and then I posted it here!
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    (1:37:44 PM) Monbrey: my day?
    (1:37:55 PM) Monbrey: i bought a vibrator, picked my gf up from school and.... yeah

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    [SIZE=1]Just a collection of highlights:

    Alaskapigeon: cute asian guy
    Alaskapigeon: one look
    Alaskapigeon: not happening
    Alaskapigeon: go get a dildo
    Alaskapigeon: tape it to your waist
    Alaskapigeon: well figure it out

    Alaskapigeon: How do you fuck up a blow job
    Alaskapigeon: its not hard
    monbrey: You'd hope something is hard

    neoslayer93: e-orgy
    neoslayer93: its not official until we get the whipped cream and strawberries

    neoslayer93: Rule #1: Don't wet SAT hw while fingering. That is your future.

    neoslayer93: i want
    neoslayer93: a hot sex teacher
    neoslayer93: she has to be lesbo too

    monbrey: I would get myself thrown in jail so quickly if I was a teacher

    ojajrrj: I'mma penor girl. D:

    ojajrrj: I want me a BDSM daddy. XDD

    ojajrrj: Being jailbait is no fun if you aren't jailbait anymore.

    Alaskapigeon: she doesnt live with you anymore
    Alaskapigeon: thank god
    Alaskapigeon: I dont think shed like what I was going to do to her son

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    somethings are destined to fail

    [17:13] Zoa: clefable use pound
    [17:13] Zoa: gengar use lick
    [17:13] zeferintrazish: ...
    [17:13] Zoa: what, every battle needs its comic relief
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: fine, I'll give you that one...
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: Gengar uses lick
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: fails
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: Clefable uses pound
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
    [17:14] zeferintrazish: failboat all the way
    [17:15] zeferintrazish: Clefable 100% | Gengar 100%
    [17:15] zeferintrazish: try again?

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    imsocorn 5:29 pm Drap 19.76%
    (5:27:19 PM): next?
    imsocorn 5:29 pm
    (5:29:12 PM): Gallade in
    (5:29:13 PM): moves?
    (5:30:17 PM): cross poison
    OnlineHost 5:30 pm
    (5:30:20 PM): imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 30
    imsocorn 5:30 pm
    (5:30:24 PM): psn ._.
    ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
    (5:30:26 PM): lol
    onlinehost 5:30 pm
    (5:30:28 PM): imsocorn rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
    imsocorn 5:30 pm
    (5:30:29 PM): CH
    (5:30:32 PM): LOLOLOL
    ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
    (5:30:32 PM): ...
    ryoku112 5:30 pm
    (5:30:33 PM): ACE.
    ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
    (5:30:42 PM): plz no ko
    imsocorn 5:31 pm
    (5:31:07 PM): holy balls theres sniper too
    (5:31:07 PM): lol
    (5:31:10 PM): btw
    ChainReactionRPG 5:31 pm
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    [20:29] Zoa: I HAVE NO REGERST
    ^copyrighted to me, I don't give if Pidge said it.

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    jeffokakoor (22:59:08): Hands off Crobat
    jeffokakoor (22:59:10): It's mine
    theevildookie (22:59:56): hands off ludicolo
    ttar trainer (23:00:09): Hands off my Heineken!
    Politoed Prince (23:00:12): Hands off my mother
    zeferintrazish (23:00:21): too late

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    neoslayer93 8:47 pm
    (8:47:03 PM): HP Ice is move?
    theevildookie 8:47 pm
    (8:47:09 PM): yes
    Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
    (8:47:11 PM): xD
    theevildookie 8:47 pm
    (8:47:15 PM): lol
    Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
    (8:47:19 PM): oh
    theevildookie 8:47 pm
    (8:47:20 PM): NO DUDE IM JUST SAYINg
    Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
    (8:47:22 PM): Hidden Power
    theevildookie 8:47 pm
    (8:47:23 PM): IT HAS HP ICE
    (8:47:35 PM): BUT YOU KNOW
    Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
    (8:47:37 PM): I thought he meant HP like health
    theevildookie 8:47 pm
    (8:47:38 PM): TACKLE IS A COOL MOVE
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    [19:29:19] theevildookie: he has a bunch of guys id like to have
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    brendenop 8:55 pm
    (8:55:15 PM): yeah baby
    (8:55:17 PM): just me and you
    Alaskapigeon 8:55 pm
    (8:55:23 PM): hmmm
    (8:55:26 PM): convince me
    brendenop 8:55 pm
    (8:55:53 PM): uh
    (8:56:08 PM): i am just a deliveryboy
    (8:56:14 PM): maam will you sign for this PACKAGE?
    (8:56:18 PM): *porn music*


    By the way, he didn't convince me. xD



    EDIT:

    ojajrrj 4:49 pm
    (4:49:11 PM): It's... interesting.
    (4:49:15 PM): I like Canada more than the US.
    Alaskapigeon 4:49 pm
    (4:49:29 PM): xD
    (4:49:36 PM): I probably would
    (4:49:39 PM): it seems like the US
    (4:49:45 PM): has its head too far up its own ass
    ojajrrj 4:50 pm
    (4:50:09 PM): Well, all US teenagers think that.
    (4:50:13 PM): It's kinda how the media conditions us.
    ojajrrj 4:50 pm
    (4:50:24 PM): There's this whole
    (4:50:27 PM): EVERYONE HATES THE US
    (4:50:29 PM): mentality
    Alaskapigeon 4:50 pm
    (4:50:34 PM): xD
    ojajrrj 4:50 pm
    (4:50:35 PM): which is oddly untrue.
    (4:50:41 PM): IE
    (4:50:43 PM): I was in Ital
    (4:50:44 PM): y
    (4:50:46 PM): and some guy came up to us
    (4:50:50 PM): and started shaking our hands
    (4:50:52 PM): and thanking us
    (4:51:01 PM): because we liberated Naples a few decades ago.
    (4:51:03 PM): XDDDD
    Alaskapigeon 4:51 pm
    (4:51:04 PM): xD
    (4:51:07 PM): lololol
    (4:51:12 PM): you shouldve been like
    (4:51:22 PM): "Oh I remember doing that
    ojajrrj 4:51 pm
    (4:51:23 PM): YEAH, BUT WE'RE ASSHOLES NOW
    Alaskapigeon 4:51 pm
    (4:51:28 PM): That was the time I raped Hitler"
    Last edited by Alaskapigeon; 22nd August 2010 at 06:52 PM.
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