Thread: The Unofficial URPG Quote Compilation

Originally Posted by We Taste Pies...

(12:32:01 AM) supermonkey07@cox.net: LOL BABY RAPE IS FUN

Do not knock it if you have not tried it!



/hair quote, lol.

Legendary Master 10:31 am
Are you Christian?
ojajrrj 10:32 am
Mmhm, although that's not why I respect Judaism. XD
Legendary Master 10:32 am
You stole our beliefs
ojajrrj 10:32 am
I'm aware.
Then we used them to manipulate half the globe.
I apologize full-heartedly.

(11:25:48 PM) brendenop: that would actually explain everything
(11:25:53 PM) imsocorn: the cat
(11:26:01 PM) imsocorn: and the naked man
(11:26:23 PM) brendenop: but im still unconfortable with him stealing looks at me!
(11:26:28 PM) imsocorn: lol
(11:26:28 PM) brendenop: my beauty is reserved ok

Alaskapigeon 5:26 pm
(5:26:48 PM): I feel like were part of a family
neoslayer93 5:26 pm
(5:26:54 PM): yes
Alaskapigeon 5:26 pm
(5:26:54 PM): a very kinky, incestual family
neoslayer93 5:26 pm
(5:26:56 PM): siless
neoslayer93 5:27 pm
(5:27:13 PM): you could be my 4th cousin, twice removed
Alaskapigeon 5:27 pm
(5:27:24 PM): xD
neoslayer93 5:27 pm
(5:27:26 PM): and alaska could be my aunt's niece's sister's daughter
Alaskapigeon 5:27 pm
(5:27:38 PM): I'm my own grandma

ojajrrj 11:48 pm
I could see myself murdering my clone.
>_>
Legendary Master 11:52 pm
You mean commiting suicide?
ojajrrj 11:53 pm
...
That's one way to look at it.
Legendary Master 11:53 pm
So you could see yourself killing yourself
Legendary Master 11:54 pm
Thats what suicide is

To explain this, I'm a straight girl first of all. And second of all, I didnt know this was Near at first.

Monbrey 8:12 pm
(8:12:14 PM): hey

(8:12:18 PM): oh god
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:20 PM): hello

(8:12:21 PM): what?
Monbrey 8:12 pm
(8:12:22 PM): Near is going to love you
iamnotyou11 8:12 pm
(8:12:26 PM): Why
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:34 PM): I feel afraid

(8:12:36 PM): 2 vs 2
Monbrey 8:12 pm
(8:12:36 PM): No reason.....
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:39 PM): No weather

(8:12:42 PM): No holds

(8:12:45 PM): D/P/Pt
(9:31:22 PM): iamnotyou11 8:12 pm
(8:12:48 PM): Monbrey tell me

(8:12:51 PM): :<
Alaskapigeon 8:12 pm
(8:12:57 PM): If the news hasnt spread yet

(8:13:03 PM): I'd be pretty damn surprised

(8:13:04 PM): and I am
iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
(8:13:10 PM): what news


(8:13:11 PM): wtf
(9:31:32 PM): Alaskapigeon 8:13 pm
(8:13:15 PM): maybe I bitched the other guys into submission
(8:13:22 PM): I'm gonna shut up now
iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
(8:13:27 PM): omg


(8:13:33 PM): Tell me
Alaskapigeon 8:13 pm
(8:13:35 PM): I'm gay
Monbrey 8:13 pm
(8:13:43 PM): Yep
iamnotyou11 8:13 pm
(8:13:45 PM): Oh.


(8:13:50 PM): Monbrey fuck you


(8:13:50 PM): <3

Me and Monbrey proceeded to pretend to be gay for about half an hour. Later....

Alaskapigeon 8:43 pm
(8:43:24 PM): hmmm
(8:43:29 PM): keep on Dragon Rushing
Monbrey 8:43 pm
(8:43:56 PM): from behind?
Alaskapigeon 8:44 pm
(8:44:03 PM):

(8:44:08 PM): You know thats how I like it

(8:45:12 PM): Especially from you

(8:45:14 PM):

and so on....

Later on after Monbrey left:
Alaskapigeon 9:44 pm
(9:44:05 PM): Hey there
(9:44:11 PM): you're a guy right?
iamnotyou11 9:44 pm
(9:44:52 PM): Yh why
Alaskapigeon 9:44 pm
(9:44:56 PM): Oh

(9:45:07 PM): I've just been looking for other guys to flirt with

iamnotyou11 9:45 pm
(9:45:16 PM): Dude

(9:45:22 PM): I'm not gay
Alaskapigeon 9:45 pm
(9:45:27 PM): hmmm

(9:45:30 PM): Thats too bad
Alaskapigeon 9:45 pm
(9:45:27 PM): hmmm
(9:45:30 PM): Thats too bad

(9:45:45 PM): cause like half of the URPG is

(9:45:50 PM): we have a secret club actually
iamnotyou11 9:46 pm
(9:46:02 PM): Flirt with me if you want hotstuff ; D
Alaskapigeon 9:46 pm
(9:46:10 PM): xD
Alaskapigeon 9:47 pm
(9:47:22 PM): lol
(9:47:26 PM): you know I'm not gay right

(9:47:29 PM): and I'm not a dude

(9:47:32 PM): xD

(9:47:38 PM): yeah

(9:47:45 PM): now you're just screwed, huh?
iamnotyou11 9:48 pm
(9:48:08 PM): No


(9:48:09 PM): Why
iamnotyou11 9:48 pm
(9:48:12 PM): Lol



and then I posted it here!

(1:37:44 PM) Monbrey: my day?
(1:37:55 PM) Monbrey: i bought a vibrator, picked my gf up from school and.... yeah

[SIZE=1]Just a collection of highlights:

Alaskapigeon: cute asian guy
Alaskapigeon: one look
Alaskapigeon: not happening
Alaskapigeon: go get a dildo
Alaskapigeon: tape it to your waist
Alaskapigeon: well figure it out

Alaskapigeon: How do you fuck up a blow job
Alaskapigeon: its not hard
monbrey: You'd hope something is hard

neoslayer93: e-orgy
neoslayer93: its not official until we get the whipped cream and strawberries

neoslayer93: Rule #1: Don't wet SAT hw while fingering. That is your future.

neoslayer93: i want
neoslayer93: a hot sex teacher
neoslayer93: she has to be lesbo too

monbrey: I would get myself thrown in jail so quickly if I was a teacher

ojajrrj: I'mma penor girl. D:

ojajrrj: I want me a BDSM daddy. XDD

ojajrrj: Being jailbait is no fun if you aren't jailbait anymore.

Alaskapigeon: she doesnt live with you anymore
Alaskapigeon: thank god
Alaskapigeon: I dont think shed like what I was going to do to her son

somethings are destined to fail

[17:13] Zoa: clefable use pound
[17:13] Zoa: gengar use lick
[17:13] zeferintrazish: ...
[17:13] Zoa: what, every battle needs its comic relief
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fine, I'll give you that one...
[17:14] zeferintrazish: Gengar uses lick
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fails
[17:14] zeferintrazish: Clefable uses pound
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
[17:14] zeferintrazish: fail
[17:14] zeferintrazish: failboat all the way
[17:15] zeferintrazish: Clefable 100% | Gengar 100%
[17:15] zeferintrazish: try again?

imsocorn 5:29 pm Drap 19.76%
(5:27:19 PM): next?
imsocorn 5:29 pm
(5:29:12 PM): Gallade in
(5:29:13 PM): moves?
(5:30:17 PM): cross poison
OnlineHost 5:30 pm
(5:30:20 PM): imsocorn rolled 1 100-sided die: 30
imsocorn 5:30 pm
(5:30:24 PM): psn ._.
ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
(5:30:26 PM): lol
onlinehost 5:30 pm
(5:30:28 PM): imsocorn rolled 1 8-sided die: 1
imsocorn 5:30 pm
(5:30:29 PM): CH
(5:30:32 PM): LOLOLOL
ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
(5:30:32 PM): ...
ryoku112 5:30 pm
(5:30:33 PM): ACE.
ChainReactionRPG 5:30 pm
(5:30:42 PM): plz no ko
imsocorn 5:31 pm
(5:31:07 PM): holy balls theres sniper too
(5:31:07 PM): lol
(5:31:10 PM): btw
ChainReactionRPG 5:31 pm
(5:31:11 PM): ffs

[20:29] Zoa: I HAVE NO REGERST
^copyrighted to me, I don't give if Pidge said it.

jeffokakoor (22:59:08): Hands off Crobat
jeffokakoor (22:59:10): It's mine
theevildookie (22:59:56): hands off ludicolo
ttar trainer (23:00:09): Hands off my Heineken!
Politoed Prince (23:00:12): Hands off my mother
zeferintrazish (23:00:21): too late

neoslayer93 8:47 pm
(8:47:03 PM): HP Ice is move?
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:09 PM): yes
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:11 PM): xD
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:15 PM): lol
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:19 PM): oh
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:20 PM): NO DUDE IM JUST SAYINg
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:22 PM): Hidden Power
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:23 PM): IT HAS HP ICE
(8:47:35 PM): BUT YOU KNOW
Alaskapigeon 8:47 pm
(8:47:37 PM): I thought he meant HP like health
theevildookie 8:47 pm
(8:47:38 PM): TACKLE IS A COOL MOVE

[19:29:19] theevildookie: he has a bunch of guys id like to have

brendenop 8:55 pm
(8:55:15 PM): yeah baby
(8:55:17 PM): just me and you
Alaskapigeon 8:55 pm
(8:55:23 PM): hmmm
(8:55:26 PM): convince me
brendenop 8:55 pm
(8:55:53 PM): uh
(8:56:08 PM): i am just a deliveryboy
(8:56:14 PM): maam will you sign for this PACKAGE?
(8:56:18 PM): *porn music*


By the way, he didn't convince me. xD



EDIT:

ojajrrj 4:49 pm
(4:49:11 PM): It's... interesting.
(4:49:15 PM): I like Canada more than the US.
Alaskapigeon 4:49 pm
(4:49:29 PM): xD
(4:49:36 PM): I probably would
(4:49:39 PM): it seems like the US
(4:49:45 PM): has its head too far up its own ass
ojajrrj 4:50 pm
(4:50:09 PM): Well, all US teenagers think that.
(4:50:13 PM): It's kinda how the media conditions us.
ojajrrj 4:50 pm
(4:50:24 PM): There's this whole
(4:50:27 PM): EVERYONE HATES THE US
(4:50:29 PM): mentality
Alaskapigeon 4:50 pm
(4:50:34 PM): xD
ojajrrj 4:50 pm
(4:50:35 PM): which is oddly untrue.
(4:50:41 PM): IE
(4:50:43 PM): I was in Ital
(4:50:44 PM): y
(4:50:46 PM): and some guy came up to us
(4:50:50 PM): and started shaking our hands
(4:50:52 PM): and thanking us
(4:51:01 PM): because we liberated Naples a few decades ago.
(4:51:03 PM): XDDDD
Alaskapigeon 4:51 pm
(4:51:04 PM): xD
(4:51:07 PM): lololol
(4:51:12 PM): you shouldve been like
(4:51:22 PM): "Oh I remember doing that
ojajrrj 4:51 pm
(4:51:23 PM): YEAH, BUT WE'RE ASSHOLES NOW
Alaskapigeon 4:51 pm
(4:51:28 PM): That was the time I raped Hitler"