Thread: Spring Gift Station!

Nickname: Gmandiddy
Obtained: Revelations
Ability: Oblivious, Own Tempo,
Gender: Male ♂
Moves: Curse, Yawn, Tackle, Growl, Water Gun, Confusion, Disable, Headbutt, Water Pulse, Zen Headbutt, Slack Off, Withdraw, Amnesia, Psychic, Rain Dance, Psych Up, Heal Pulse



To mr Buoysel

EmBreon - You're out protecting everyone, but who's gonna protect you?!? So here, take this Protect as soon as it's aproved.

Gmandiddy - You gifted me that super snazzy Ludi last time. So, take this Daycare Pass as a very late thanks. (30,350 - 5,000 = 25,350)

Dog of Hellsing - I won that super snazzy raffle getting me a super snazzy Aerodactyl. You can also have a very late Daycare Pass thanks. (25,350 - 5,000 = 20,350)

Captain Dude - Super snazzy generic gifting message. Daycare Pass (20,350 - 5,000 = 15,350)

ChainReaction01 - Also a super snazzy generic gifting message with a Daycare Pass (15,350 - 5,000 = 10,350)

HEY, SO. MODIFICATION. IF ANYONE STALKS ME AND KNOWS THAT IT'S, LIKE, FOUR IN THE MORNING WHILE I'M WRITING THIS MY TIME, YOU'RE RIGHT. BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE SCHOOLWORK AND SOMETIMES I DON'T SLEEP TO DO IT.
...uh. That's all code for "if there's a typo because I'm tired of synthesizing, deal with it, please". Yes. I like code. Also, it's code for "if I don't make sense, I'm sorry".
...also, I'm too lazy to do mentions. Perhaps I'll edit them in when there isn't LESS THAN A DAY LEFT TO DO SHIT AND IT'S LATE AND I JUST WANT TO GO TO BED IT'S MY GODDAMN BIRTHDAY, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
...the end.

So. Hello, guys. 's like. I'm going to start gifting away all of my crap {which, on closer inspection, was surprisingly sparse when it came to gifting time} because you guys deserve to have my virtual Pokemon more than I do. I tried to get everyone that I could, and then I started giving things out to people who I saw on randomly; if I've forgotten you, I'm horribly sorry. Please don't take it personally. D:

SO. Since I'm apparently not allowed to give a group gift to the URPG and be like "HEY, GUYS, THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU ALL, AND HERE IS MY CRAP; DIVIDE IT AMONGST YOURSELVES AND PLAY NICE" I have to actually try to put effort into deciding who gets what and who would actually want what. Therefore, know that each gift given out was given with the utmost care, selected carefully to suit you and you alone, because I have painstakingly traced each attribute to the --

...pfft. I just tried to give people what I thought was cool. And often, things that I think are cool (LIKE TINY FONT, SPENDING FRIDAY NIGHTS ON THE INTERNET, AND BOWTIES) are apparently hated by society and everyone in it. Also, I live under a rock. Point being, unless you were REALLY FREAKING OBVIOUS about saying what you wanted, I probably just gifted you crap. D: YES. THIS IS MY SUBTLE JIBE AT ALL OF YOU JERKS WHO DID NOT RESPOND TO MY SUBTLE IM'S ASKING WHAT YOU WANTED. ;-; Point being, however, is that these gifts (LIKE EVERY OTHER DAMN GIFT I'VE GIVEN) are still not measures about how much I like/dislike you. If you asked for something and didn't get what you originally asked for, I'm really sorry. I still think that you all are wonderful people, and I'm glad that I got to meet you. We had a grade time, but I gotta go and have a life and whatnot, and *insert equally bullshitty reason here*. While I won't have time to think of URPG much in the future, while I'm choking on schoolwork and otherwise enjoying life, I'm still going to miss all of the friends and memories that I made here. I had a great time, and I'll miss you all. I shall now proceed to tell you of my feelings in a well-thought out speech that I'm sure everyone will read:

WHO AM I KIDDING. I'll be lucky if you guys even read your own speeches. :> SO ANYWAYS. ON TO THE PART THAT ANYONE EVER CARES ABOUT.

HKim:

(Togekiss)
Ability: Hustle or Serene Grace
Gender: Female
7/4/0
FFA: 23/23 (I used Follow Me. And then got hit by a redirected Encore. It made me laugh), 18/18 (more Follow Me)
Level Up Moves: Sky Attack, Extremespeed, Aura Sphere, Air Slash, Magical Leaf, Growl, Charm, Metronome, Sweet Kiss, Yawn, Encore, Bestow, Follow Me, Wish, Ancientpower, Safeguard, Baton Pass, Double-Edge, Last Resort, After You
TMs/HMs: TM 59 Hidden Power (Grass), TM 100 Flamethrower, TM 109 Roost, HM02 Fly
BMs/Tutored: Tri Attack, Nasty Plot.
Obtained: Pokemart (6/09/2010)
EMs: 6
Value: 31,500

Harry, the dedication you put into running URPG and keeping it alive is insane, even if a lot of people don't see it. And even if you're name isn't even Harry. Seriously. That blew my mind.
Anywho. Most of our talks were, like, official things, or they consisted of my being all "AH, JEEZ, WHAT IS ART FORUM I DON'T EVEN" or "HEY, LOOK AT THIS CRAZY STUFF I FOUND", but I really do admire all of the effort you put into this. You've helped me out of a few tight spots in the past, and I've always seen you as an awesome sort of person. Yeah. Super-specific there. Really, though, I'm glad to have met you and I wish you the best. You've had a hand into making URPG enjoyable for me in the past two years, and I'm so thankful that you did. Thank you for everything you've done so far. ^.^
I know that my gift isn't much, and I'm sure you already have a this, plus fifteen Bulbasaur, but I can never find your stats anyways. This was the first Pokemon I got in URPG, not counting my starter, and 's all like SENTIMENTAL STUFF rather than monetary value. Er, yeah. Look at it as a sort of metaphor for... happiness and stuff. Yeah. That. Really, though, thank you. I did have a wonderful time here while I stayed, and you were certainly accountable for that. I wish you the best of luck as the URPG expands to TPW and beyond, and I hope that you have a safe and peaceful tenure as the head of the URPG.

Ebail:

...jesus. What do I even say here? XD

There's so much. Too much. I read your farewell post to me and sorta wish I could just be like "YEAH, THAT, DITTO", mostly because it's really late and I'm tired, but that's not the right thing to do and that's not what I'm going to do. Imagine that. XD

But, really. What is there to say? There's way too much. You were my friend when no one else was, and you always tried to be there for me. Even back when I/we was/were wee little newbs, you helped me out as much as you could and never stopped trying, and for that, I'm always going to be grateful. You made me laugh on my bad days and good days, and although some of our conversations were absolutely nonsensical, they were still worth it in the end. I think it was great. You helped me out with so many things when I was just plain derpy, and I don't think many other people would've done that for me.

...I shall gloss over the bad things, and I shall mention them here for the last time because, in the end, I'm going to make myself forget them. They weren't worth it, and they were wrong of me.

And back to the good things, eh? There are a bunch of things that I promised to do but never got around to, and that's sorta my fault. You can just have a 6v6 with yourself and have the second person/you (who is actually me) call really derp moves, because that's pretty much what I'd be doing in a battle anyways. And I can still ask you about math homework at some point, right? RIGHT. Because you know where to contact me, and even though I'm not always available to respond/I forget to do so far more often than I ought to, I'm still going to be there. Really. Don't be afraid to contact me, unless it's, like, two in the morning (LIKE NOW. WOOH) and things are going nuts, in which case, you shouldn't.

Right. Back on topic. I don't think rambling will really help here. But you are, and always will be, one of my best friends that I made on URPG, and prolly the interwebz in general. Thank you.

I know that this probably isn't what you even came here for, and I'm sorry that this speech is sorta half-assed. I really, really wanted to do yours justice, which is why I saved it for last... which turned out to be an abysmally stupid plan. I'm sorry. However, you do get a gift, silly head, even though you didn't ask for one and that made selecting something even worse. XD

(Milotic)
Ability: Marvel Scale
Gender: Female
Nature: Gentle
FFA: 12/17, 12/16, 1/10, 10/25, 3/15, 1/19, 1/15, 14/16, 2/25, 4/14, 8/19, 3/19, 18/23, 4/15, 1/15, 4/20, 5/8 (paired with Rotom), 1/9, 6/18, 17/23, Tied1/23), 3/21, 12/21, 14/16 (paired with Kingdra), 21/21
21/10/0
Level Up Moves: Splash, Tackle, Flail, Water Gun, Wrap, Water Sport, Refresh, Water Pulse, Twister, Recover, Captivate, Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Hydro Pump, Attract, Safeguard, Aqua Ring
TMs/HMs:TM 06 Toxic, TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 44 Rest, TM 50 Substitute, TM 58 Psych Up, TM 59 Hidden Power (Fire.), TM 64 Protect, TM 76 Sleep Talk, TM 96 Light Screen, TM 116 Dragon Pulse, TM 151 Scald, TM 159 Bulldoze, TM 161 Dragon Tail, HM03 Surf, HM07 Waterfall
BMs/Tutored: Hypnosis, Confuse Ray, Mirror Coat, Haze, Icy Wind, Mimic, Magic Coat, Body Slam
Obtained: Story (6/28/2010)
EMs: 23
Value: 161,500

^Dragon Tail/Light Screen/Mimic/Magic Coat/Body Slam aren't technically there till the mart is approved. Derp.

...so at least have my Milotic, which was sorta my signature mon during some time when I was active, because... well, yeah. You seem to have lost yours, and I have no idea who else I would really give this to. I know it's probably just some extra thing that you'll leave lying around in your stats to rot, but at least it's halfway decent and it'll look better rotting in your stats than mine, eh? Take good care of her for me, but, most importantly, take good care of yourself and be safe. :>

Monbrey:

(Rotom-H)
Ability: Levitate
Gender: Genderless
Nature: Jolly
FFA: 9/18, 3/15, 5/8 (paired with Milotic), 7/21, 11/20, 11/42 (Forum, paired with Kingdra and Lapras), 6/22, 9/17
20/2/0
Level Up Moves: Trick, Astonish, Thunder Wave, Thundershock, Confuse Ray, Uproar, Double Team, Shock Wave, Ominous Wind, Substitute, Charge, Discharge
TM/HMs: TM 06 Toxic, TM 24 Thunderbolt, TM 25 Thunder, TM 33 Reflect, TM 44 Rest, TM 58 Psych Up, TM 59 Hidden Power (Fire.), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 65 Rain Dance, TM 67 Endure, TM 72 Shadow Ball, TM 75 Swagger, TM 76 Sleep Talk, TM 96 Light Screen, TM 107 Snatch, TM 115 Charge Beam, TM 118 Will-o-Wisp, TM 131 Dark Pulse, TM 157 Volt Switch
BMs/Tutored: Signal Beam, Sucker Punch, Pain Split
Other: Overheat
Obtained: Story (9/29/2010))
EMs: 23
Value: 160,000

I debated not getting you this just to see your face, but then I realized you were quite capable of using your Aussie ninja skills to kill me from eight thousand-odd miles that keep me safe at night. So, yeah. Seriously. You better not do anything stupid with Mr. Toasty.

We shoulda talked more. I know that. Oh well. You were busy having a life and a girlfriend, and I can't blame you there. I probably never told you unless I was sure that you were smashed (which, frankly, I thought was all the time when I was a newbie and then I just got really bad at telling), but I always sorta looked up to you... not as a paradigm of etiquette or anything, but just sort of as how epic I wanted to be. You know, having a life and whatnot. AND NOW I'VE MADE THIS SPEECH SUPER AWKWARD.

So. Um. You'd better kick ass with Cinnabar and whatnot, because word has it you've got a ton of challenges and you totally need this to help you out. You'd better also make the Art Forum not suck, even though I was sorta just like "HEY, TAKE THIS BRAINCHILD OF MINE AND MAKE IT PROSPER". Word has it you're doing wonderfully and whatnot, which is totally expected, but still. I wish you the best of luck in all of your future endeavors, be they in the URPG and elsewhere, and may you not get bitten by whatever the hell actually lives in Australia.

Frozen Chaos:

Hey, so you're pretty awesome at art and you sorta kept me on focus when we were trying to do stuff that was all arty-shiz. Which is cool and stuff, right? Yeah. I also was there during an extremely uncomfortably tinychat session where Lasky called you hot AND I THINK THERE WAS A THREEWAY but I don't remember because I bleached the rest out with my brainbleach. BUT THAT SHOULD MAKE US CLOSE.

(Kingdra)
Gender: Male
FFA: 4/24, 2/17, 11/42 (Paired with Kingdra and Rotom), 21/21, 5/15, 14/16 (paired with Milotic)
Ability: Sniper or Swift Swim
15/4/0 (under me)
Level Up Moves: Yawn, Bubble, Smokescreen, Leer, Water Gun, Focus Energy, Bubblebeam, Agility, Twister, Brine, Hydro Pump, Dragon Dance, Dragon Pulse
TM/HMs: TM 06 Toxic, TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 50 Substitute, TM 59 Hidden Power (Bug), TM 63 Icy Wind, TM 64 Protect, TM 65 Rain Dance, TM 138 Flash Cannon, HM 03 Surf, HM 07 Waterfall
BMs/Tutored: Outrage, Draco Meteor
Obtained: Story Deal with Bumblebee. (Trade 9/30/2010)
EMs: 12
Value: 82,000

ENJOY MR. SNUFFLES AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO MAKE FUN OF LS SOMETIMES.

Akinai:

YOU WOULDN'T TELL ME WHAT YOU WANNNNNTED. I literally looked through my stats and saw that the only decently TM'd things I have are standard crap, and I sorta recall hearing that you don't like battling with standard crap (or maybe that was someone else? IUNNO), so I figured the best thing to do would be to gift you what is clearly the king of standard crap and deny that it is anything related to standard crap. Because Scizor is clearly not standard crap.

(Scizor)
Gender: Female
Ability: Swarm or Technician
19/2/0
FFA: 8/16
Level Up Moves:Bullet Punch, Vacuum Wave, Quick Attack, Leer, Focus Energy, Pursuit, False Swipe, Agility, Wing Attack, Metal Claw, Fury Cutter, Razor Wind, Double Team, Iron Defense, X-Scissor, Night Slash, Double Hit, Air Slash, Iron Head, Swords Dance, Feint
TM/HM's: TM 50 Substitute, TM 98 Brick Break, TM 109 Roost, TM 137 U-Turn, HM 01 Cut, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: Superpower, Bug Bite, Counter, Baton Pass
Obtained: Story (10/20/2010)
EMs: 10
Value: 80,500

No. It is standard shit, and it is broken and wonderful and underused in URPG because Embergg for reasons I cannot understand. So it should suit you just fine, eh?

We didn't talk that much, but you're awesome. I think you're awesome, and Lasky says you're awesome, and clearly I'm never wrong, so yeah. Pro. You should write stories and finish your grader test, though. ^.^

...seriously. I really did wish we'd talked more. Like, as in, I wish I hadn't been completely inactive whenever you were online, and that you hadn't vanished for a year or whatever when I was actually on a ton. t'would've been cool and whatnot, but hey, 's okay, right? I SHALL NOW REMINISCE ABOUT ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES.

...

Cool. That's about it. XD I wish you good luck in the future, though, and I hope that you climb the ranks. ^.^

Pman:

HEH. I'd just like to point out that every time I tried to debate finer points of math and physics with you, you were debating a fifteen-year-old girl whose knowledge of physics has literally come from milk cartons and cereal boxes and wikipedia 'cause physics AP comes next year. And stuff. JUST FOUND THAT MILDLY AMUSING TO THINK ABOUT AND SOME TOTAL RANDOM KNOWLEDGE 'CAUSE YOU KEPT THINKING I WAS A GUY. I SHALL NOW MAKE YOU A SANDWICH.

...yeah. So. Once upon a time, you tried beating up this Lotad with your Trapinch-that-is-now-a-Flygon. And how did that work out for you? Splendidly, I assure you. You totally had me beaten there.

(Ludicolo)
Gender: Male
Ability: Swift Swim or Rain Dish
11/8/0
Level Up Moves: Astonish, Growl, Absorb, Nature Power Mist, Fake Out, Natural Gift, Fury Swipes, Mega Drain, Water Sport, Thief, BubbleBeam, Zen Headbutt, Rain Dance, Uproar, Energy Ball, Hydro Pump
TM/HM's: TM 03 Swords Dance, TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 50 Substitute, TM 59 Hidden Power(Ground.), TM 66 Giga Drain, TM 117 Drain Punch, HM 03 Surf, HM 04 Strength, HM 07 Waterfall
BM/Tutored: Seed Bomb, Leech Seed, Thunderpunch, Ice Punch
Obtained: Story (10/20/2010)
EMs: 13
Value: (GAH)

...that's about it. Most of our talks were like "YOU: ALSDKJFAOISDFHAOISDHFMATHSTUFF" and then I'd be like "OH, YEAH? N-NITROPHENOLAZOL-RESORCINOL, SON." And that's about it. Good times, right? Hopefully you don't go inactive again for a while, 'cause Ludicolo is kinda cool and this one is decently TM'd and I thought perhaps you'd have a bit of fun with it before you go off and perfect nuclear fission for the rest of the world. ...yeah.

Buoy/Buoyysel/wtfspelling:

Alas, my sexy, sexy orange water weasel, this is not a Skarmory. It does not in any way resemble a Skarmory, and for that, I am greatly sorry. Please do not slay me with your non-opposable thumbs.

BECAUSE IT'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN A SKARMORY. Seriously, I know that deep, deep down, you totally love overused fighting-types. That's your style, totally.

I am, however, really sorry that I couldn't end up getting you ma Skarmory. D: But, but, this isn't the next best thing, though. It's the better thing. :>

(Infernape)
Gender: Male
Ability: Blaze or DW Ability Iron Fist
Nature: Brave
FFA: 17/20, 5/12, 7/10
30/5/0
Level Up Moves: Nasty Plot, Facade, Flamethrower, Torment, Scratch, Leer, Ember, Taunt, Mach Punch, Fury Swipes, Flame Wheel, Feint, Punishment, Close Combat, Fire Spin, Slack Off, Clam Mind, Flare Blitz, Acrobatics
TM/HMs: TM 03 Swords Dance, TM 06 Toxic, TM 22 Solar Beam, TM 26 Earthquake, TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 48 Rock Slide, TM 50 Substitute, TM 55 Roar, TM 59 Hidden Power (Ice.), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 71 Return, TM 88 Focus Punch, TM 93 Bulk Up, TM 98 Brick Break, TM 101 Rock Tomb, TM 102 Aerial Ace, TM 108 Overheat, TM 110 Focus Blast, TM 118 Will-o-Wisp, TM 121 Shadow Claw, TM 126 Stone Edge, TM 129 Stealth Rock, TM 134 Poison Jab, TM 135 Grass Knot, TM 137 U-Turn, TM 146 Flame Charge, HM 01 Cut, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: Thunderpunch, Fake Out, Encore, Role Play, Counter, Endeavor
Obtained: Story deal with Bumblebee (Trade 10/20/2010)
EMs: 35
Value: 179,500

YEAH. FIRE BREATHING MONKEY CHIMPANZEE NINJA KUNG FU ACTION JESUS GOD. Yes, you don't dig overused mons, that I know of, so if you really want to handicap yourself, you can just run one with Scratch and Tickle... but there are so many shiny-shiny moves that you can use. Like, say, Shadow Claw, which will instantly crit-kill ALL OF THE EFFING JELLO, DAMMIT.

I mean. Uh. Magic. Yeah. I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT MY EPIC PARK MONKEY THAT I MADE GET STUCK IN A TEMPORAL LOOP IN TIME AND SPACE IN A HIDEOUSLY STUPID AND OVERLY LONG PARK POST, THOUGH, BECAUSE PRO.

Seriously, though. I'mma miss you and your crazy hair and your good writing and your grading more than me (WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT COOL, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, JK) and that awkward time when I scared you away 'cause I was being weird and the time when you pretended your were a Buoysel and then I spelled your name wrong AND THIS IS JUST A WONDERFULLY PUNCTUATED SENTENCE, DAMMIT. Really, though {FIFTH TIME USING THE WORD THOUGH HERE AND I'M NOT GONNA STOP...and I bet you went back and found that I only used it four times}, you're super awesome and I would talked to you more if you weren't a BLOODY BRIT {or maybe that was Syn... somewhere in those little European countries somewhere... so then you're Irish? Shoot me if I'm insulting anyone's national pride}.

I'll miss you, kid. Do amazing things while I'm gone. :>

Siless:

Houndoom
Ability: Early Bird or Flash Fire
Gender:Female
10/0/0
Level Up Moves: Thunder Fang, Leer, Ember, Howl, Smog, Roar, Bite, Odor Sleuth, Beat Up, Fire Fang, Faint Attack, Embargo, Foul Play, Flamethrower, Crunch, Nasty Plot, Inferno
TM/HMs: TM 59 Hidden Power (Grass), TM 60 Sunny Day, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: None
Obtained: Traded Yanmega to Mubz (10/15/2011)
Value: 24,000

*gives dog*
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAA WHERE ARE YOUR CATS NOW.

Seriously, though. You've always been a solid and pretty cool guy, even though most of our conversations were in [URPG] and other blast chats, and you snark just as well as the rest of them when it comes down to it. Which, apparently, is a good thing, so kudos to you there. And you always give me cats, which, even though they make me sneeze, is a pretty nice gesture.

...iunno. A lot of these speeches are starting to get half-assed and sorta just suckish, so I think I'll start cutting them off early. Know, though, that the original draft of this quite literally read as "YOU'RE AWESOME, SI" for about four more paragraphs; while mildly entertaining, I assume that no one actually wants to read through, least of all you... if you actually want to read it, though, you can just pretend 'r something...

ER. GOODBYE, SI.
^subtle rhyming.
*gives cat*

Kaustic:

HEY. THIS IS LIKE, THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF "I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT I THINK YOU'RE COOL; HAVE A GIFT". Hopefully the all caps sporadic ranting doesn't freak you out... you were, however, the last person to post on BMG when I made this list and you also seem like a pretty awesome newbie and whatnot. Dunsparse is clearly eternally greater than Snorlax.

So. Uh. Be awesome in the future and whatnot. This might come totally out of the blue for you, and I probably sound really stalkerish, BUT YEAH. Do cool things.

"Huggles"
(Dragonite)
Gender: Female
Nature: Hardy
Ability: Inner Focus
3/0/7
Level Up Moves: Fire Punch, ThunderPunch, Roost, Wrap, Leer, Thunder Wave, Twister, Dragon Rage, Slam, Agility, Aqua Tail, Dragon Rush, Safeguard, Dragon Dance, Wing Attack, Outrage, Hyper Beam, Hurricane
TMs/HMs: TM 26 Earthquake, TM 59 Hidden Power (Ghost), HM01 Cut, HM02 Fly, HM03 Surf, HM 04 Strength, HM 07 Waterfall
BM/Tutored: Draco Meteor, Extreme Speed, Superpower
Obtained: Pokemart (1/09/2011)
EMs: 10
Value: 35,000

Lasky:

Shit. Lasky. Shit. Where to even begin with this one? It doesn't really count as much of a goodbye, of course, because really, it isn't, but I still feel like I ought to have something here. But seriously, where to begin? I could be like GEE, REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN WE BOTH THOUGHT THAT THE OTHER PERSON WAS A MALE STUDENT IN COLLEGE AND YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT I WAS GAY AT SOME POINT WITH ALL OF THE HEARTS AND SMILEY FACES or, like, GEE, REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN YOU GOT ME HOOKED ON USING ALL CAPS AND THEN I WAS LIKE DAMMIT, THE ONLY WAY TO EMPHASIZE CAPITALIZATION WHILE USING ALL CAPS IS TO USE BIGGER ALL CAPS or the other time when FOR SOME REASON I SCARED YOU? Jesus, that's a trend. Anyways. I think you get the point. But seriously, we have one of the wackiest, most screwed up, oddest dysfunctional-but-actually-beneficial friendships I'd ever seen (emphasis on the last bit, incidentally, or else I guess you'd win), and it works out totally well. You kept/keep me whole when I was/am likely to shatter during those days where I'm just like "...frazzled" and it's all going to shit. And a lot of people can't even begin to do that, so for that I'm eternally grateful.

SHIT. THIS IS GETTING CHEESY. I. Uh. Yeah. Sorta thingy. Even though you and I both probably know that you can't end up kidnapping me and I probably can't room with you in college anyways, it's still fun to think about. Sorta thingy. I suck at awkward speeches and have no idea why I even try to do these any more.

I had a blast on URPG with you, though, and I think one of the reasons I stayed as long as I did was 'cause you were here to threaten to beat me up if I left jk make my day brighter. :) HEHEHE. And we trolled FFA's, sang songs, drew crappy art, wrote awful SUPER PRO musical shit, did grader binges {actually, no, eff that, I pointed and laughed while you did grader binges}, talked philosophy, talked religion, psychoanalyzed each other {TROLOLOL I FOUND THE LOGS FOR THOSE AND THEY WERE FREAKING HILARIOUS}, pretended to watch the Disney movies that I never did, and basically just did cool things. And it was glorious. I ought to stop speaking in the past tense here, but it's a lot more melodramatic and it sounds prettier and all that jazz.
SO. UH. Apparently you became an Official while I was away, WHICH IS TOTALLY AWESOME and also backs up the theory I had that all of the exciting stuff happens the second I leave. Seriously. I almost missed the Gifting Station, although that was more of just a "kai, ya dummy" sort of thing. But yeah. I hate to say it, and I was in no way involved in the process {in case people were wondering... and also 'cause this can be interpreted as sorta suspicious and I'm sorta paranoid about who reads these speeches now), BUT I TOLD YA SO. ANYWAYS. That's super awesome. You are now a part of the elite, ancient, all-powerful and most-inactive members of the URPG. Congratulations, for that is a major accomplishment. But really. You're rising up and whatnot, and that's awesome; perhaps, in a dark, dark future, I will return to find that you're in charge of the URPG; furthermore, inexplicably, the Park has been kersploded along with the rest of Outer Heaven and all stories that have happy endings are insta-fails. *shudders*

BUT. YEAH. I'd say I'm going to miss you, and then I'd tell you to do wonderful things, but I can bug you to do the latter whenever I want, meaning that the former doesn't apply 'cause THIS AIN'T FAREWELL.

Even so, Lasky, good luck to you, and may the wind be kind beneath your wings and the sun always be at your back OR SOME OTHER SORT OF VAGUELY METAPHORICAL AND NOT AT ALL SUBTLE-IFIC FAREWELL.

...aaaand that's another speech that I utterly and horrendously butchered. I was going for the sweet aspect and ended up just rambling and then I left it that way because screw proper usage of commas and because pro. :>

(Starmie)
Ability: Illuminate or Natural Cure
Gender: Genderless
Nature: Calm
19/3/0
FFA: 6/22, 6/17, 1/14, 9/20, 20/28, 13/13, 2/8, 1/10, 7/13, 4/9, 1/11, 11/15
Level Up Moves: Tackle, Harden, Water Gun, Rapid Spin, Recover, Camouflage, Swift, Bubblebeam, Minimize, Light Screen, Hydro Pump, Cosmic Power, Gyro Ball, Power Gem, Confuse Ray
TM/HMs: TM 06 Toxic, TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 24 Thunderbolt, TM 25 Thunder, TM 29 Psychic, TM 33 Reflect, TM 42 Dream Eater, TM 44 Rest, TM 45 Thunder Wave, TM 49 Tri Attack, TM 50 Substitute, TM 58 Psych Up, TM 59 Hidden Power (ICE. WOOH), TM 64 Protect, TM 65 Rain Dance, TM 106 Skill Swap, TM 113 Brine, TM 135 Grass Knot, TM 138 Flash Cannon, TM 139 Trick Room, TM 141 Psyshock,TM 151 Scald, HM 03 Surf, HM07 Waterfall
BMs/MTs/SMs: Signal Beam, Barrier, Trick, Magic Coat, Pain Split, Refresh
Obtained: Traded Linoone to Marshy (2/01/2011)
EMs: 30
Value: 169,500

ATF:

...you have a water-gym and, apparently, you have no Politoed. Of course, I have the technological capabilities of a slug and I live under a rock and I could never read your stats properly anyways, but ASDOIFHASDFIOH WHAT IS THIS MADNESS. NO. IT CANNOT CONTINUE.

(Politoed)
Gender: Male
Ability: Damp or Water Absorb or DW Ability Drizzle
5/10/0
Level Up Moves: Water Sport, Bubble, Hypnosis, Water Gun, DoubleSlap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Amnesia, BubbleBeam, Mud Shot, Belly Drum, Perish Song, Bounce, Wake-Up Slap, Hydro Pump, Mud Bomb, Swagger, Hyper Voice
TM/HMs: TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 59 Hidden Power (Grass.) HM 03 Surf, HM04 Strength, HM07 Waterfall
BM/Tutored:nil
Value: 16,500
Obtained: Valentine's Day Auction Tourney Prize (2011)
EMs: 5

Sooo... yeah. Politoed is the overused core of any self-respecting rain team, and you should at least have it in the wings to be able to spam Drizzle whenever you feel so inclined. You're prolly too good to ever having to resorting to use it, but it'll still be helpful and whatnot just to have as backup, right?

We never really talked, but you took good care of you-know-who and apparently you continue to do so, as well. THIS COLOR OF TEXT IS SUPER-SUBTLE. But yeah. That's just great. Good luck to you, kind sir.

Black Reaper:

"Aquarius"
(Poliwrath)
Ability: Water Absorb or Damp
Gender: Male
26/17/0 (Under Ace)
Level Up Moves: Water Sport, Bubble, Hypnosis, Water Gun, DoubleSlap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Amnesia, BubbleBeam, Mud Shot, Belly Drum, Wake-Up Slap, DynamicPunch, Submission, Hydro Pump, Mub Bomb, Mind Reader, Circle Throw
TM/HMs: TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 26 Earthquake, TM 93 Bulk Up, TM 98 Brick Break, HM 03 Surf, HM 04 Strength, HM 07 Waterfall
BM/Tutored: Vacuum Wave
Obtained: Gift from AceTrainer14 (Spring 2011) (Nickname Retained)
EMs: 8
Value: 32,000

WELL. UH. We never talked, like, ever, but apparently you're a cool guy and you're more active than half of the URPG, anywho. XD

So, I flipped through your stats real quick, and Poliwrath is sorta a fun thing to have around. SO GO NUTS. He was a gift from a very old and very good friend, so be nice to him.

Chainy:

Sir Chainy, I just want to say that I think you are absolutely awesome. Most of our talks were fairly business-oriented, and I was all like, "AH, HALP ME DO XYZ" and you were like "I'M AN AUSSIE"... not really, but yeah. I think you're pretty cool, and since I don't really have any NUKEMs to give you this time (especially the extremely and utterly useless ones that I tend to give you), and since you own, like, freaking everything that's useful, finding gifts was really difficult. :>

Sigilyph
Ability: Wonder Skin or Magic Guard
Gender: Female
FFA: 12/22
1/0/0
Level Up Moves: Gust, Miracle Eye, Hypnosis, Psywave, Tailwind, Whirlwind, Psybeam, Air Cutter, Light Screen, Reflect, Synchronoise, Mirror Move, Gravity, Air Slash, Psychic, Cosmic Power, Sky Attack
TM/HMs: TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 59 Hidden Power (Fire.), HM02 Fly
BM/Tutored: Roost, Stored Power, Psycho Shift
Value: 59,000
Obtained: Story (6/16/2011)
EMs: 6

For how short this speech-y thing is, though, I really do respect you. You try your hardest to do what you think is best, regardless of the circumstances, and you usually end up having things work out in your favor... which is the right way? IUNNO. THIS PHRASING IS ODD... You put a lot into the URPG, though, and I hope that you get a lot out of it as well, 'cause you deserve it. I heard that you were going through a rough time (granted, this news is weeks old, sooo...), so I really hope that things work out for you there. You're a great guy, and I really hope that life goes your way. Have fun while I'm gone, m'kay? ^.^

THE BMG IMAGE LIMIT KILLED ALL OF THE PICTURES BELOW THIS TEXT. I STILL DON'T HATE YOU, I PROMISE. XD


CommBA

SUP. MAN. YOU ALMOST DIED ON ME. Which would really suck. Of course, I died on you before I could actually do any of the sixteen story deals I promised you in the history of ever, which is certainly my fault and sort of just... well... faaaaill... We still talked a bit and that was sorta cool, though, so yeah. Hopefully you're not too busy having a life to accept this little thingy, right? Shit TMs are shit, but... hey. Oh well. IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, RIGHT?

(Gengar)
Ability: Levitate
Gender: Female
2/10/0
Level Up Moves: Hypnosis, Lick, Spite, Mean Look, Curse, Night Shade, Confuse Ray, Sucker Punch, Payback, Shadow Ball, Dream Eater, Dark Pulse, Destiny Bond, Hex, Nightmare
TM/HMs: TM 47 Explosion, TM 59 Hidden Power (Ground), HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: None
Obtained: Story (6/23/2011)
EMs: 3
Value: 34,500

Nitro:

(Camerupt)
Ability: Magma Armor or Solid Rock
Gender: Male
0/7/0
Level Up Moves: Growl, Tackle, Ember, Magnitude, Focus Energy, Flame Burst, Take Down, Amnesia, Lava Plume, Rock Slide, Earth Power, Earthquake, Flamethrower, Double-Edge, Eruption, Fissure
TM/HMs: TM 125 Rock Polish, TM 129 Stealth Rock, HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: none
Obtained: Pokemart (10/04/2011)
EMs: 2
Value: 15,500

...I... uh... sorta forgot about gifting you. Eep. HAVE A CAMERUPT, MY GOOD SIR, BECAUSE FIRE TYPES ARE AWESOME. LIKE YOU

WebMaster:

Oh, Webbie. For starters, you asked for this, so here you go. You really don't want to know what I was planning to give you before you asked, SO THANK GOODNESS YOU DID. Cool, official boring stuff is out of the way.

(Volcarona)
Ability: Flame Body
Gender: Male
14/0/0
FFA: 9/14
Level Up Moves: Ember, String Shot, Leech Life, Take Down, Flame Charge, Bug Bite, Double-Edge, Flame Wheel, Bug Buzz, Amnesia, Thrash, Flare Blitz, Gust, Fire Spin, Whirlwind, Silver Wind, Quiver Dance, Heat Wave, Rage Powder, Hurricane, Fiery Dance
TM/HMs: TM 22 Solar Beam, TM 29 Psychic, TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 50 Subsitute,TM 59 Hidden Power (Fire), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 100 Flamethrower, TM 108 Overheat, TM 118 Will-o-Wisp, TM 137 U-Turn, HM02 Fly
BM/Tutored: Morning Sun
Value: 117,500
Obtained: Story (7/6/2011)
EMs: 13

You're a pretty cool guy, even though sometimes you end up having to deal with a bit too much in life and that tends to bring you down. Don't let it, okay? Sometimes you're a bit hard on yourself, but you don't have to be, 'cause you're awesome and funny and frankly you're a really good friend.

Best of luck to you in URPG, btw. I know that you want to go far, and I'm fairly certain that you will. Do cool stuff and be champ 'r something for me while I'm gone, okay?

Fawkes:

Um. So. Funny story here. Turns out that I read my list all derpit-y like and I couldn't give you what I had originally promised 'cause it had been taken {twice, incidentally... herp}, and it was like "WTF, KAI, YA DUM". Hopefully, though, this is sorta a decent replacement. It's, like, a fire type and stuff, so it's really cool and awesome and whatnot, and it's a freaking light fixture. So. I should make a pun here, but I'm lazy.
...I hope you're de*light*ed, though... cwutididthar? No? Good, that's why I don't do jokes.

(Chandelure)
Ability: Flash Fire, Flame Body or DW Ability Shadow Tag
Gender: Female
13/0/0
Level Up Moves: Smog, Confuse Ray, Flame Burst, Hex, Ember, Astonish, Minimize, Fire Spin, Night Shade, Will-O-Wisp, Imprison, Memento, Inferno, Curse, Shadow Ball, Pain Split, Overheat
TM/HMs: TM 06 Toxic, TM 22 Solarbeam, TM 29 Psychic, TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 50 Substiute, TM 59 Hidden Power (Electric.), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 91 Calm Mind, TM 95 Taunt, TM 100 Flamethrower, TM 108 Overheat, TM 111 Energy Ball, TM 139 Trick Room
BM/Tutored: Acid Armor, Haze, Clear Smog
Obtained: Story (8/9/2011)
EMs: 17
Value: 119,000

ANYWHO. WE TALKED, LIKE, TWICE. IT WAS COOL. YOU ARE COOL. DO NOT STOP BEING COOL.

MagikChicken/Magik/Table:

's like, one of the few story mons that you don't have and might not write for, simply because it's difficult to fit into your average young-adult-gangster-Pokemon novella. Oh well. I bet you could've done it, BUT NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO. ISN'T THAT NICE.

(Rapidash)
Ability: Run Away or Flash Fire
Gender: Male
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Poison Jab, Megahorn, Quick Attack, Growl, Tackle, Tail Whip, Ember, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Flame Charge, Fire Spin, Take Down, Inferno, Agility, Fire Blast, Fury Attack, Bounce, Flare Blitz
TM/HMs: HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: None
Obtained: Summer Gift Station 2011 (Alaskapigeon)
Value: 25,000

Anywho. Yeah. It's a Rapidash, but it's also a unicorn, which is also a pony, which could be, say, My Little Pony, which is also friendship, which is magic, which could also be... magik. AHAHA. CWUTIDIDTHAR?

Well. It wouldn't be Kai without the awkward farewells, SO YEAH. *awkward farewell* I guess this means you and I won't be going toe-to-toe with hideously [ER, I MEAN, WONDERFULLY] sweet and happy stories vs wonderfully [ER, I MEAN, HIDEOUSLY] grimdark and death-y stories in writing contests, and I won't be able to attempt to pick your next novel to pieces, should you ever get around to it. OH WELL.

Gmandiddy:

(Scyther)
Ability: Technician or Swarm
Gender: Male
7/0/0
Level Up Moves: Vacuum Wave, Quick Attack, Leer, Focus Energy, Pursuit, False Swipe, Agility, Wing Attack, Fury Cutter, Slash, Razor Wind, Double Team, X-Scissor, Night Slash, Double Hit, Air Slash, Swords Dance, Feint
TM/HMs: HM01 Cut
BM/Tutored: none
Obtained: Summer Gift Station 2011 (Derian)
Value: 35,000

Hey, I actually get some things on my list right, eh? YOU'D BETTER NOT GET INACTIVE AGAIN. THAT WOULD SUCK. ROYALLY.

So... yeah. Sort of generic things. Hopefully you know how to use a Scyther. Good luck? XD

Scourge of Nemo:

Scooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrge.

WHERE DO I START. IUNNO. We could start with how I stole the all caps from Lasky who stole from you, but that's just dull and I've prolly done it before and that's just redundant and dull and whatnot...

UH. THOUGH. Most importantly, I guess, is that you tried to make me a better writer andwhatnot. Emphasis on tried, 'cause it's sorta a losing battle, but it's the thought that counts, right? I don't even want to remember how crappy my first stories were, and then you were like "OI, MY GRADES ARE FULL OF AWESOME ADVICE" and yada yada yada and it was really cool... er, yeah. I'm rambling again. I tend to do that a lot. And I'm also really bad at these speeches, but I just wanna say that everything you've done thus far is pretty darn awesome... and... er, yeah? Uh. Thank you a ton for all of the help you've given me while I've been in URPG, 'cause it really did help. :> Also, it gave me excuses to steal your smiley faces and whatnot.

I know you don't battle any more, like, ever, but that's okay. I also know that this isn't a ghost-type, but I don't really know which Pokemon you'd like to have and Ninetales is sorta ghost-y and has some decently epic mythology around it that I liked... and it's also all sunshine and rainbows and flowers and whatnot. Sort of thingy.

(Ninetales)
Ability: Flash Fire; DW Ability Drought
Gender: Female
19/1/0
Level Up Moves: Nasty Plot, Ember, Tail Whip, Roar, Quick Attack, Fire Spin, Confuse Ray, Imprison, Flame Burst, Safeguard, Will-O-Wisp, Payback, Flamethrower, Captivate, Inferno, Grudge, Extrasensory, Fire Blast
TM/HMs: TM 06 Toxic, TM 22 Solar Beam, TM 33 Reflect, TM 50 Substitute, TM 58 Psych Up, TM 59 Hidden Power (EFFINGFIRE), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 91 Clam Mind, TM 111 Energy Ball, TM 131 Dark Pulse, TM 141 Psyshock, TM 146 Flame Charge
BM/Tutored: Hypnosis, Pain Split, Role Play
Obtained: Story (8/20/2011)
EMs: 15
Value: 101,500

SO. UM. THANK YOU, SCOURGEY-POO.
^I've always wanted to call you that. =x

Fossil Fusion

HALLO. We never really talked, like, ever, 'cause of the whole deal where we'd both go inactive at the wrong intervals, but that's okay. I think you're awesome. :> Also, I did get the message that you sent in that roundabout way, and I did consider it, but I really won't have a use for any of the virtual Pokemon left floating in my stats anyways, sooo... yeah. Hurray. Your message was really touching to me, though, and you seem like a cool guy... and stuff. Yeah. Thanks for that, really. I felt all warm and fuzzy inside.

On a side note, you literally had everything on my stats. Like, everrrything. Including this Blaziken, but this one is sorta better TM'ed, so perhaps you'll try using him instead? IUNNO. But thank you, good sir.

(Blaziken)
Ability: Blaze, DW Ability Speed Boost
Gender: Male
8/5/0
Level Up Moves: Fire Punch, Hi Jump Kick, Scratch, Growl, Focus Energy, Ember, Double Kick, Peck, Sand-Attack, Fire Spin, Bulk Up, Quick Attack, Blaze Kick, Slash, Brave Bird, Mirror Move, Flamethrower, Sky Uppercut, Flare Blitz
TM/HMs: TM 03 Swords Dance, TM 06 Toxic, TM 22 Solar Beam, TM 26 Earthquake, TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 50 Substitute, TM 55 Roar, TM 59 Hidden Power (Grass), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 71 Return, TM 88 Focus Punch, TM 93 Bulk Up, TM 101 Rock Tomb, TM 108 Overheat, TM 110 Focus Blast, TM 121 Shadow Claw, TM 126 Stone Edge, HM 01 Cut, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: Thunderpunch, Baton Pass, Vacuum Wave, Counter, Superpower
Obtained: Pokemart (10/2/2011)
EMs: 23
Value: 135,500

Blazemaster

(Camerupt)
Ability: Magma Armor or Solid Rock
Gender: Male
0/7/0
Level Up Moves: Growl, Tackle, Ember, Magnitude, Focus Energy, Flame Burst, Take Down, Amnesia, Lava Plume, Rock Slide, Earth Power, Earthquake, Flamethrower, Double-Edge, Eruption, Fissure
TM/HMs: HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: none
Obtained: Traded Cottonee to Alaskapigeon
EMs: 1
Value: 7,500

...it's punny because it's on fire and so is your name. Also, you keep the story department alive, so kudos there. XD
[/lame note from random nobody]

Fierce Deity:

Hey, herpity, I almost forgot about you. :> Er, I mean, I'd never forget. YEAH. =X You're a pretty cool guy, though, so. This was a gift from a very old friend, so treat it nicely with the love and care that one would normally lavish on a pretty typical and largely un-TM'ed mart mon with a semi-decent Hidden Power... YEAH.

"Electra"
(Jolteon)
Gender: Female
Ability: Volt Absorb
Nature: Sassy
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Tail Whip, Tackle, Helping Hand, Sand-Attack, Growl, ThunderShock, Quick Attack, Bite, Double Kick,Baton Pass, Pin Missile, Focus Energy, Take Down, Thunder Fang, Last Resort, Trump Card, Thunder Wave, Agility, Thunder, Discharge
TM/HMs: TM 50 Substitute, TM 59 Hidden Power (Grass)
BM/Tutored: HM04 Strength
Obtained: Traded Zubat to Alaska (10/10/2011)
Value: 23,000

Roulette

This is going to sound odd, but frankly, the time where you told me that I didn't ever belong here {IT WAS IN A GOOD CONTEXT, IN CASE YOU FORGOT, AND IT WAS SWEET, NOT JERKISH} was sorta the best thing that anyone told me, because it let me think about leaving. And then actually leaving. Which was sorta a good thing and a bad thing, but really more of a good thing for me, and THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST WAY TO START OFF A SPEECH EVER. NEVER LET ME RUN FOR POLITICAL OFFICE.

...this is totally unrelated, but Lasky told me about the one time you tried to lance a boil with a sterilized ballpoint pen and I started choking on my water. :>

But... er... yeah. I bugged you a ton when you were a newbie {and I wasn't really... oddly enough}, so I should really be thanking you for putting up with me there, and then we got to remain friends even when we weren't really newbies any more. And then you made fun of my knees on tinychat and it was sad. D: WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL, YOU BASTARD. You also ruined my wonderful perfect gym streak {dat 0/0/0} with a bloody Crobat, which, in retrospect, does not deserve to go under what I think is supposed to be a conglomerate of happy memories. *shudders* The southern racist jokes and the racist racist jokes were fun, though, even though we all know that you're not actually racist inside and your whole racist facade is just an act to hide your normally understanding and racially diverse self... apparently. XD And then we discussed books and the ethics of religion, which was really fun, at some point. WHATEVER. IT WAS COOL.

PS, you scarred me for life on tinychat.

I'mma miss you, though, even though you're one of those three and a half people who actually know where to find me. So really, in a sense, this isn't quite goodbye, either. Which is cool. Just know, though, that if you so much as think about going inactive while Fred/Huggles/Glarung the Ubernite is in your possession, I will find you and cut off your fingers with a rusty knife while killing children and doing equally despicable acts of awful evilness. >:

With that in mind, wishing you the best
<3 Ching Chong Chang Kai Shek Chou Lou Do Re Mi Fa So La Crystal Rainbow

"Glarung"
(Dragonite)
Gender: Male
Nature: Jolly
Ability: Inner Focus, DW Ability Multiscale
0/0/0
FFA: 3/8
Level Up Moves: Fire Punch, ThunderPunch, Roost, Wrap, Leer, Thunder Wave, Twister, Dragon Rage, Slam, Agility, Aqua Tail, Dragon Rush, Safeguard, Dragon Dance, Wing Attack, Outrage, Hyper Beam, Hurricane
TMs/HMs: TM 02 Razor Wind, TM 06 Toxic, TM 07 Horn Drill, TM 08 Body Slam, TM 09 Take Down, TM 10 Double Edge, TM 11 Bubble Beam, TM 12 Water Gun, TM 13 Ice Beam, TM 14 Blizzard, TM 20 Rage, TM 24 Thunderbolt, TM 25 Thunder, TM 26 Earthquake, TM 31 Mimic, TM 32 Double Team, TM 33 Reflect, TM 34 Bide, TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 39 Swift, TM 40 Skull Bash, TM 44 Rest, TM 48 Rock Slide, TM 50 Substitute, TM 51 Dynamicpunch, TM 52 Headbutt, TM 53 Curse, TM 55 Roar, TM 56 Zap Cannon, TM 59 Hidden Power (Psychic), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 62 Snore, TM 63 Icy Wind, TM 64 Protect, TM 65 Rain Dance, TM 67 Endure, TM 68 Frustration, TM 69 Iron Tail, TM 70 Dragonbreath, TM 71 Return, TM 73 Mud-Slap, TM 74 Ice punch, TM 75 Swagger, TM 76 Sleep Talk, TM 78 Sandstorm, TM 81 Detect, TM 82 Attract, TM 84 Steel Wing, TM 86 Fury Cutter, TM 88 Focus Punch, TM 89 Dragon Claw, TM 90 Water Pulse, TM 92 Hail, TM 96 Light Screen, TM 98 Brick Break, TM 99 Shockwave, TM 100 Flamethrower, TM 101 Rock Tomb, TM 102 Aerial Ace, TM 104 Facade, TM 105 Secret Power, TM 110 Focus Blast, TM 114 Fling, TM 116 Dragon Pulse, TM 124 Giga Impact, TM 126 Stone Edge, TM 130 Captivate, TM 133 Natural Gift, TM 140 Hone Claws, TM 148 Round, TM 152 Sky Drop, TM 153 Incinerate, TM 159 Bulldoze, HM01 Cut, HM 02 Fly, HM03 Surf, HM04 Strength, HM 06 Whirlpool, HM 07 Waterfall, HM 08 Rock Smash, HM 09 Dive, HM 10 Defog
BM/Tutored: Hydro Pump, Supersonic, Aqua Jet, Draco Meteor, Extreme Speed, Superpower, Heal Bell, Ominous Wind, Haze, Heat Wave, Iron Head, Air Cutter, Mist, Tailwind
Obtained: Gift from Lasky <3 (Winter 2011)
EMs: 96
Value: I'll count. Later.

The pokemaster

MERRY CHRISTMAS. BE NICE TO MOOEY. HAPPY HANNUKAH.
[/lame note from random benefactor]

(Charizard)
Ability: Blaze
Gender: Male
10/0/0
Level Up Moves: Dragon Claw, Shadow Claw, Air Slash, Scratch, Growl, Ember, Leer, Metal Claw, SmokeScreen, Rage, Dragon Rage, Scary Face, Fire Fang, Flame Burst, Slash, Wing Attack, Flamethrower, Fire Spin, Inferno, Heat Wave, Flare Blitz
TM/HMs: TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 59 Hidden Power (Electric), TM 146 Flame Charge, HM 01 Cut, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: Nil
Value: 24,500
Obtained: Gift from Monbrey (Winter 2011)
EMs: 4

Phantom Kat

Kaaaaat... you're, like, one of my secret grader idols whom I never bother telling 'cause that's one of those embarrassing secrets and whatnot. Of course, no one really ends up caring about that, but you were one of those archaic epicsause graders that inspired me to my not-so-great-greatness that ended up resulting... sort of thingy?

You lent me this Arcanine for my gym and told me to make him a TM whore or something. Well, I'm broke and rubbish at spending money (not to mention I hardly ever grade, but hey...), so 's not exactly what one would call a TM whore or something... perhaps a TM slut. IUNNO. I thought you might want him back before he vanishes away into non-existence when I leave, sooo... yeah. I hope you still stick around in URPG for a bit longer and get to use this guy a couple times 'r something, right? YEAH.

"Mutt"

(Arcanine)
Ability: Intimidate or Flash Fire
Gender: Male
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Thunder Fang, Bite, Roar, Ember, Leer, Odor Sleuth, Helping Hand, Flame Wheel, Reversal, Fire Fang, Flame Burst, Take Down, Flamethrower, Agility, Crunch, Retaliate, Heat Wave, Flare Blitz, Extremespeed
TM/HMs: TM 38 Fire Blast, TM 50 Substitute, TM 59 Hidden Power (Flying), TM 60 Sunny Day, TM 64 Protect, TM 71 Return, TM 116 Dragon Pulse, TM 118 Will-o-Wisp, TM 146 Flame Charge, TM 159 Bulldoze, TM 163 Wild Charge, HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: none
Value: 83,500
Obtained: Gift from Kat ^.^ (Winter 2011)
EMs: 12

Ash K.:

"Turtwig A"
(Gliscor)
Ability: Hyper Cutter or Sand Veil or DW Ability Poison Heal
Gender: Female
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Thunder Fang, Ice Fang, Fire Fang, Poison Jab, Poison Sting, Sand-Attack, Harden, Knock Off, Quick Attack, Fury Cutter, Faint Attack, Acrobatics, Screech, Slash, Night Slash, Swords Dance, U-turn, X-Scissor, Guillotine
TM/HMs: TM 26 Earthquake, TM 50 Substitute, HM 01 Cut, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: none
Value: 33,000
Obtained: Gift from FD (Winter 2011)
EMs: 4

...SSUUUUURPRRISSSE! WOOOH. AHAHAHAHAA.

...this isn't at all a surprise. Oh well. Um. We sorta got off on the wrong foot. Like, eighty times. Perhaps more. You're still a pretty cool guy, though, and don't let the haters get you down, m'kay? I know that you won't, and that you prolly never will, but it's worth mentioning a few times just in case you forget. XD

WinterVines:

You're prolly a godsend for actually keeping up with my in the Park. And you're really nice, you graded a ton of my long stories, and it's now three am, the rush is gone, and I get the feeling that I'm not doing this speech any justice. I'm sorry. Hopefully I can edit this before I see it again. =x

BUT. ER. YEAH. Meaningful gift is meaningful, in that it's dat Aerodactyl that I spent months trying to get and finally did. If you need, like, a fifteenth WC in your gym or just want a rock dragon.

(Aerodactyl)
Ability: Pressure or Rock Head
Gender: Female
Nature: Lax
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Ice Fang, Fire Fang, Thunder Fang, Wing Attack, Supersonic, Bite, Scary Face, Roar, Agility, AncientPower, Crunch, Take Down, Sky Drop, Iron Head, Hyper Beam, Rock Slide, Giga Impact
TM/HMs: HM02 Fly
Value: 47,500
EMs: 1
Obtained: National Park Run (FINALLY FINISHED)

SLC04:

Hey, so, you're like, the fifth person where I'm like "HEY, I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY AWESOME BUT I NEVER GOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT AND WE NEVER TALKED". But really. That's basically what happened here, too. I know that you've already got a Blaziken, and it may or may not be decently TM'd, but this one has HP Ice, which is really awesome and maybe you'd need it... for Gliscor, really, which is the only thing that you can't take out with badass Blaziken in one shot once you're all set up. :>

(Blaziken)
Ability: Blaze, DW Ability Speed Boost
Gender: Female
10/0/0
Level Up Moves: Level Up Moves: Fire Punch, Hi Jump Kick, Scratch, Growl, Focus Energy, Ember, Double Kick, Peck, Sand-Attack, Fire Spin, Bulk Up, Quick Attack, Blaze Kick, Slash, Brave Bird, Mirror Move, Flamethrower, Sky Uppercut, Flare Blitz
TM/HMs: TM 29 Earthquake, TM 50 Substitute, TM 55 Roar, TM 59 Hidden Power (Ice), TM 64 Protect, TM 126 Stone Edge, HM 01 Cut, HM 04 Strength
BM/Tutored: Counter, Baton Pass, Thunder Punch, Vacuum Wave
Value: 63,500
EMs: 12
Obtained: Pokemart (1/4/2012)

So. Yeah. You'd better not leave while this is in your possession, right? YEAH. DON'T. I THINK YOU'RE COOL AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO.
^cwutididthar...? No...? Dammit.

PS, I'm still a girl. XD

Bee:

(Torkoal)
Ability: White Smoke
Gender: Male
0/0/0
Ember, Smog, Withdraw, Curse, Fire Spin, SmokeScreen, Flamethrower, Body Slam, Protect, Lava Plume, Iron Defense, Amnesia, Flail, Heat Wave, Inferno, Shell Smash
TM/HMs: HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: ---
Value: 25,000
EMs: 1
Obtained: Third Place Prize from Gym Tournament (2011)

Hey, so, we never really ended up talking too much, but you reffed for me a ton and you're just a pretty cool guy in general. You also happen to have everything I've got here, literally, and prolly better TM'ed, but apparently you wanted this wuvvly little fire turtle, so he's all yours. This is clearly the best Pokemon in my stats, eh?

Neonsands

We really didn't talk much, and you're one of the people who I sorta wanted to know better, 'cause apparently you're super cool and stuff. I really didn't know what you'd want, so this is sorta a random thing from my stats that looks like junk but secretly isn't, because that's all I remember you using. Like. Lopunny and Cacturne style, but even better. BECAUSE WHO COULDN'T LOVE RANDOMLY ROLLED DAMAGE/HEALING. OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU.

So, uh. I heard also that you weren't going to be sticking around much longer, or you'd be going into sporadic activity, or vague, misinterpreted rumors that arise when I don't really pay attention to what's going on. HOPEFULLY NOT, BECAUSE THIS BABY IS WAITING FOR YOU.

(Delibird)
Ability: Vital Spirit or Hustle
Gender: Male
0/0/0
Level Up Move: PRESENT. WOOH.
TM/HMs: HM02 Fly
BM/Tutored: eh
Obtained: Traded Ralts to Alaskapigeon
EMs: 1
Value: 35,000

WTP

WTP. WTP. WTPP.
Shit. There's no way that my half-assed speech is ever going to crack up to yours, even if I got struck by lightning and something about God's gift to man AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SAYING. SHUDDUP, I'M TIRED.

Seriously, though. You were sorta like that cool old mentor sort of person who gives me cool advice from the shadows. Except, like, you don't end up all wrinkly and then dead in the end. WHICH IS GREAT, because I like your snark. And that one time when you showed me that racist asian video and I realized that I had the exact same bowls as the racist asian family in there in my own house... sort of thingy. IUNNO.

You were cool, though. Really cool. You helped me get into battling, even though I sorta snarked, and it was fun to do crazy shit that ended up impressing you... IT WAS TOTALLY ON PURPOSE. I PROMISE.

Aaand... yeah. I'm sorry. I saved what I expected to be the longest speeches for last, and as a consequence, it's, like, four in the morning now and I really can't write any more and effs I have to synthesize... REMEMBER ME LIKE THIS. JK, DON'T. XD

Er. Good luck as your head reffyship and whatnot, right? And take care of Lasky. XD I'll miss you.

(Porygon)
Ability: Trace or Download
Gender: Wut
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Conversion, Conversion2, Tackle, Sharpen, Psybeam, Agility, Recover, Magnet Rise, Signal Beam, Recycle, Discharge, Lock-On, Tri Attack, Magic Coat, Zap Cannon
TM/HMs: none
BM/Tutored: none
Value: 47,500
EMs: 0
Obtained: Story (URPG Musical)

Zolar

SUP, KID. Apparently I scared you. Which sorta sucks, because I'm clearly the most intimidating asian female who is over five feet tall {I MADE IT LAST SUMMER; YOU SHOULD ALL BE PROUD... <3} you have ever met. Clearly. Although I suppose the caps and the blatant sarcasm are probably why I appear intimidating on the magical interwebz.

So, yeah. Please don't go inactive for the next five years with my Kadabra in your stats. I might have to eviscerate you. Er, I mean, shower you with flowers because THAT'S THE KIND OF HAPPY STUFF THAT I DO. YEAH. COOL.

Seriously, though. You seem pretty cool. Stick around and whatnot.

(Kadabra)
Ability: Synchronize or Inner Focus
Gender: Male
Nature: Rash
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Teleport, Kinesis, Confusion, Disable, Miracle Eye, Ally Switch, Psybeam, Reflect, Telekinesis, Recover, Psycho Cut, Role Play, Psychic, Future Sight, Trick
TM/HMs: None
BM/Tutored: None
Value: 25,000
EMs: 0
Obtained: National Park (2012 Capture Contest)

Synthesis:

(Aerodactyl)
Ability: Pressure or Rock Head
Gender: Male
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Ice Fang, Fire Fang, Thunder Fang, Wing Attack, Supersonic, Bite, Scary Face, Roar, Agility, AncientPower, Crunch, Take Down, Sky Drop, Iron Head, Hyper Beam, Rock Slide, Giga Impact
TM/HMs: TM 26 Earthquake, TM 50 Substitute, TM 64 Protect, TM 95 Taunt, TM 129 Stealth Rock, TM 140 Hone Claws, HM02 Fly, HM04 Strength
BM/Tutored: Pursuit, Aqua Tail
Value: Lazy...
EMs: 10
Obtained: WGS 2011 (Synthesis)

HIS NAME WAS DUCKY.
Seriously, though, you screwed up my list by applying to Fortree. :> LIKE. HAD IT ALL PLANNED OUT, BUT THEN NOOOO, SOMEONE HAD TO GO RENT A GODDAMNED AERODACTYL...

Gah. I miss the good ol' dojo days, where you were literally the only completely neutral party (HEH, WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING?) and everyone hated me... owait, no, I really don't. But they were sorta cool, 'cause I got to make a bunch of sort of friends, and that was nice. We talked a bit, once upon a time, and then you were like NOWAIT, I'M WAY TOO COOL FOR THIS PLACE and you left and that sorta sucked because then all of the cool BMG newbies were gone. And also, electric gyms became ridiculously easy. {ER. NO OFFENSE}. Clearly that's the only reason why I'd ever miss you, so no worries there.

Just kidding. You were pretty awesome to have totally random conversations with, although, looking back at our PMs/VMs that made ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, I'm fairly certain we were both high or something when we were talking, because what the hell was going on. :> Yeah. It was sorta cool, though, and I'm glad we could be friends. Even if you never wrote a proper grimdark and you're actually super white. EFFING BRITSSSSSSS.

Seriously, though. Good luck in everything you do, and be awesome. I'mma miss you. D:

Morru

SUP. So we, like, never talked in the history of ever, and that's perfectly okay, because we were never really active members at the same time. OH WELL. I heard that you were collecting flying-types, and this is sorta cool one that I don't think you have, so... :)

(Spearow)
Ability: Keen Eye
Gender: Male
Nature: Serious
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Peck, Growl, Leer, Fury Attack, Pursuit, Aerial Ace, Mirror Move, Agility, Assurance, Roost, Drill Peck
TM/HMs: HM02 Fly
BM/Tutored: None
Value: 7,500
EMs: 1
Obtained: National Park Run (FINALLY FINISHED)

Emma

(Honchkrow)
Ability: Insomia or Super Luck
Gender: Male
Nature: Brave
0/0/0
Level Up Moves: Peck, Astonish, Pursuit, Haze, Wing Attack, Night Shade, Assurance, Swagger, Taunt, Faint Attack, Nasty Plot, Mean Look, Foul Play, Tailwind, Sucker Punch, Night Slash, Torment, Quash, Dark Pulse
TM/HMs: HM02 Fly
Value: 17,000
EMs: 1 WOOH
Obtained: National Park Run (FINALLY FINISHED)

HEY. A LITTLE BIRDIE NAMED ALASKA SAID YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS. We talked, like, never, but I spent five minutes being mesmerized by your avatar and that's gotta count for something, right? Right. Yeah. I have such great friends. Also, you've got your own nickname for Lasky that I sorta want to steal and you might've called me guacamole, so that's clearly friendship. Also, you agree to read my astoundingly long fanfiction (both the cheesey and the grimdark... although god rest your soul if the latter ever comes to fruitition...) and you don't think I'm a nutter (hopefully), so that's just great. AND YOU DRAW REALLY AWESOME.

...also, you have practically everything else on my stats. WHY IS THIS A TREND AMONG AWESOME PEOPLE.

Look after Lasky for me and do awesome stuff, m'kay? ^.^

LS

(Vulpix)
Ability: Flash Fire
Gender: IUNNO YET.
0/0/0
Ember, Tail Whip, Roar, Quick Attack, Fire Spin, Confuse Ray, Imprison, Flame Burst, Safeguard, Will-O-Wisp, Payback, Flamethrower, Captivate, Inferno, Grudge, Extrasensory, Fire Blast
TM/HMs: Nuh
BM/Tutored: Nope
Obtained: Easter New Life (2012)
EMs: Meep
Value: 15,000

WELL. WE REALLY DON'T GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FEET. 's sorta my fault, I know, but whatever. I swear I'm not being petty, but you ended up getting a Chandelure and Monbrey never asked me for nudes and I was more inclined to gift him Rotom 'cause of that, so... yeah. We had, like, four conversations, half of which were about my gifting you crap. GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES, EH?
But this is far more important. You took my gym and don't have a Ninetales. Seriously. What the hell. No. C'MON. THIS IS A SHAME.
Anywho. I could be like "hey, look at all the good times we had"... but yeah. Awkward. Anywho. I doubt most of these people even read this crap that I post here, so whatever. Have a nice life?

...aaaand... that's all, folks. See you around. Maybe. ._.

Since I can now confirm that I don't need it.

To Bumblebee:

#123 - Scyther
Bug/Flying
Obtained 8/04/12 from New Life Event

Battle Record:
None

Gender: Male
Ability: Swarm or Technician

Moves: {18 + 0}
Vacuum Wave, Quick Attack, Leer, Focus Energy, Pursuit, False Swipe, Agility, Wing Attack, Fury Cutter
Slash, Razor Wind, Double Team, X-Scissor, Night Slash, Double Hit, Air Slash, Swords Dance, Feint

Also, I shall be ending the Gift Station in exactly 29 hours and 16 minutes.

LS - Take this random Fire Stone that has been sitting in my stats forever from the underground to go with Kai's super snazzy gift. YAAAAY ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK!

Cloyster with Surf and Waterfall that is male with nothing else to SLC cause I don't want it in my stats.

Originally Posted by Bumblebee

Cloyster with Surf and Waterfall that is male with nothing else to SLC cause I don't want it in my stats.

I see how it is.

Originally Posted by Synthesis

Originally Posted by Bumblebee

Cloyster with Surf and Waterfall that is male with nothing else to SLC cause I don't want it in my stats.

I see how it is.

Holy crap, is this the Cloyster I traded you?

YOU'RE HOME BBY.

@Fossil Fusion;

So like, you've been my go-to ref a while back and you're awesome and stuff. So have a useless gift which you'll probably won't accept, but I'm only gifting this because I don't have anything good to give D:

A FLOAT STONE YEAH

To Pokemaster because Aussies are awesome:

#068 - Machamp
Fighting
Obtained 21/10/10 via Trade as Machop (Nincada -> AceTrainer14)

Battle Record:
12 Wins

Gender: Male
Ability: Guts or No Guard

Moves: {14 + 6}
Low Kick, Leer, Focus Energy, Karate Chop, Low Sweep, Foresight, Seismic Toss, Revenge, Vital Throw
Submission, Wake-Up Slap, Cross Chop, Scary Face, DynamicPunch

TM126 Stone Edge

HM04 Strength, HM08 Rock Smash, HM11 Rock Climb

BM Bullet Punch, BM Encore

To Roulette:

It has flash, because when we're both shirtless on tinychat that's roughly how white everything is.


#101 - Electrode
Electric
Obtained 26/09/10 from Contest Auction Event as Voltorb

Battle Record:
6 Wins, 2 Losses

Gender: Genderless
Ability: Soundproof or Static

Moves: {15 + 7}
Charge, Tackle, SonicBoom, Spark, Rollout, Screech, Charge Beam, Light Screen
Electro Ball, Selfdestruct, Swift, Magnet Rise, Gyro Ball, Explosion, Mirror Coat

TM06 Toxic, TM24 Thunderbolt, TM33 Reflect, TM45 Thunder Wave, TM65 Rain Dance, TM95 Taunt

HM05 Flash

To WTP:

I don't think you have one of these and its kinda the douchey set-upy type Pokemon you like to play with so yeah


#134 - Vaporeon
Water
Obtained 04/10/11 from Trade (Houndour -> Nitro)

Battle Record:
None

Gender: Male
Ability: Water Absorb

Moves: {20 + 3}
Tail Whip, Tackle, Helping Hand, Sand-Attack, Growl, Water Gun, Quick Attack, Bite, Baton Pass
Aurora Beam, Focus Energy, Aqua Ring, Take Down, Last Resort, Haze, Mist, Trump Card, Acid Armor
Hydro Pump, Muddy Water

TM59 Hidden Power: Fire

HM03 Surf, HM07 Waterfall

To Soulmaster:

#523 - Zebstrika
Electric
Obtained 06/03/11 from Pokemart

Battle Record:
7 Wins

Gender: Male
Ability: Lightningrod or Motor Drive

Moves: {13 + 0}
Quick Attack, Tail Whip, Charge, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Flame Charge
Pursuit, Spark, Stomp, Discharge, Agility, Wild Charge, Thrash

To Emma:

You're an awesome LoL buddy and you let me make dirty jokes constantly, so here's a Pokemon that's almost as adorable as your hiccups.


#136 - Flareon
Fire
Obtained 18/02/11 from Pokemart as Eevee

Battle Record:
7 Wins

Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire

Moves: {22 + 1}
Tail Whip, Tackle, Helping Hand, Sand-Attack, Growl, Ember, Quick Attack, Bite, Baton Pass
Fire Spin, Leer, Rage, Focus Energy, Fire Fang, Take Down, Last Resort, Smog, Trump Card
Flamethrower, Scary Face, Fire Blast, Lava Plume

TM59 Hidden Power: Electric

To Magepigeon:

Can't let you go without a single gift so here ^.^


#398 - Staraptor
Normal/Flying
Obtained 11/04/12 in trade with Kantomasta for Quilava

Battle Record:
None

Gender: Male
Ability: Intimidate

Moves: {13 + 0}
Tackle, Growl, Quick Attack, Wing Attack, Double Team, Endeavor, Whirlwind, Aerial Ace, Take Down, Close Combat, Agility, Brave Bird, Final Gambit

@Soulmaster:

So you accidentally guilt-ed me into this, so don't feel bad about it.

This is for you. You can pick the Minccino's gender and everything. Cinccino is a cool and pretty underrated mon. I'm sure you'll find a use for it =P.

@Pman; I know it isn't anything special, but you have like no gifts and you're pretty awesome. You're always pretty fun to talk to when you're on. And also I don't know if that Smooth Rock is like a coincidental gift or you're just even awesomer than I thought you were, but thanks. ;)

Gary - Blastoise
Male

Abilities: Torrent
Obtained: Traded Charizard (Maverick Kaiser)
Value: $8,000

Moves
Level-up Moves
Flash Cannon, Tackle, Tail Whip, Bubble, Withdraw, Water Gun, Bite, Rapid Spin, Protect, Water Pulse, Aqua Tail, Skull Bash, Iron Defense, Rain Dance, Hydro Pump
TMs/HMs
HM Surf, HM Waterfall
MTs/BMs
n/a

Battle Record
0 {0/0/0}
FFA Record
n/a

@Haxaurus4; Dammit, be more active. Have an Ambipom, I was going to use him, but you would probably be able to do better with him.

Manus - Ambipom
Male

Abilities: Technician, Pick Up
Obtained: Pokemart
Value: $6,000

Moves
Level-up Moves
Scratch, Tail Whip, Sand-Attack, Astonish, Baton Pass, Tickle, Fury Swipes, Swift, Screech, Agility, Double Hit, Fling, Nasty Plot, Last Resort
TMs/HMs
n/a
MTs/BMs
n/a

Battle Record
7 {7/0/0}
FFA Record
n/a

@Zolar;

Oh hey I just found out I like you so take a TM Venoshock for your gym ;o

@ebail

Ebail, had to gift you before this ended. You're a good friend, but you need to stop getting mad at me every single time my dice mess your battles up, I can't control them, I'd rig them for you if I could ;_;. I wanted to gift you a Pokemon that I really like (hopefully you'll like him too and when you use him you'll think of me), my favorite Pokemon in the URPG - Houndoom. He is male with HM Strength. Hope you love him :(

To Synthesis, I don't really talk much but you're pretty cool, a hard worker for the dungeons, and you taught me the ways of electric mons. It's not much but here you go anyway

I've got a TM Sandstorm with your name on it. Don't know if it's what you needed but enjoy

To Bumblebee, you're a good ranger and fun to be around (and you always call me sexy lol)

Not sure how much good it will do but take a TM Wild Charge. Lookin forward to seeing you around the ranger chat

Maybe a couple more later