Thread: Lookie: where spam becomes an art form!

Originally Posted by Jesus of Magikarps

Hahaha... just try to kill me! I am the Jesus of Magikarps.

I will resurrect myself and create an army of follower that listen to a talking dead guy.

Been one, Worship'd that.

Originally Posted by Pidge

I am Gregorax, Destructor of Fallacies. I have found user august13th to be of the most repugnant nature. I suppose SWORDS DEMON. SWORDS DEMON is a horned demon composed entirely of SWORDS. SWORDS DEMONS strikes august13th with a million SWORDS by jumping on top of his corneas.

edit: ur dead now

BA KAWWW! BA KAWWWW!

But now I'm a BLIND ghost chicken, so you're going to have to buy me a ghost seeing eye dog to compensate -

-Ozzy Osbourne from literally nowhere-

"Hello, Ghost Chicken. It is time to eat."

"OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME PLEASE I DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD"

"Hehehehe"

TO BE CONTINUED IF SOMEONE BOTHERS TO SAVE ME

Originally Posted by august13th

BA KAWWW! BA KAWWWW!

But now I'm a BLIND ghost chicken, so you're going to have to buy me a ghost seeing eye dog to compensate -

-Ozzy Osbourne from literally nowhere-

"Hello, Ghost Chicken. It is time to eat."

"OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME PLEASE I DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD"

"Hehehehe"

TO BE CONTINUED IF SOMEONE BOTHERS TO SAVE ME

Eh, young knave, I do believe I have fallen to sympathize for you.

It is time for...

[insert rhythm]
Soulja...Soulja...Soulja...All da pretty boys stand up...All da pretty girls stand up.... PRETTY BOY SWAG. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.

The Oz is not pleased and is distracted from biting your head off. His posse of black, long-haired, skinny demons appear and they slowly advance towards me.

Me on phone: Janet, cancel my appointment, I've reached a minor setback. Eheheheheheheehhe.

My milkshakes bring all te boys to the yard...eh? Hehe. I kill you with my milkshakes. Wait...milkshakes? Oh I get it. Shame I have no milkshakes on me =[

IT IS 4:10 MY TIME. THAT MEANS I AM ALL POWERFUL NOW!

*kicks everyone in sight* GG.. whoah what?! NOOO, I TOOK TOO LONG TO WRITE THE POST!

*hides under a rock*

Zombie. Auto win. Suck my undead toe.

I just killed all of your heterosexualities. Fags.

Yay, Lookie is back.

*Explodes from excitement*

Throw a rock at that guy *pints at "that guy"*!

/0

*world esplodes*

I transform into a T-Rex and eat you all with my godly powerful bite.

*still gathering energy*

Originally Posted by Monbrey

*still gathering energy*

Hi, meet my friend Toma Kamijo. His hand stops any kind of magic or superpower in its tracks. *puts Toma's hand on you, kills collected energy* suck it bitch :P

*Punches Toma Kamijo*
Gather that energy Monbrey! Gather all that energy

WITH YOUR HEART

WITH YOUR SOUL

WITH YOUR LIFE.