But now I'm a BLIND ghost chicken, so you're going to have to buy me a ghost seeing eye dog to compensate -
-Ozzy Osbourne from literally nowhere-
"Hello, Ghost Chicken. It is time to eat."
"OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T EAT ME PLEASE I DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD"
TO BE CONTINUED IF SOMEONE BOTHERS TO SAVE ME
It is time for...
Soulja...Soulja...Soulja...All da pretty boys stand up...All da pretty girls stand up.... PRETTY BOY SWAG. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.
The Oz is not pleased and is distracted from biting your head off. His posse of black, long-haired, skinny demons appear and they slowly advance towards me.
Me on phone: Janet, cancel my appointment, I've reached a minor setback. Eheheheheheheehhe. :XD:
My milkshakes bring all te boys to the yard...eh? Hehe. I kill you with my milkshakes. Wait...milkshakes? Oh I get it. Shame I have no milkshakes on me =[
IT IS 4:10 MY TIME. THAT MEANS I AM ALL POWERFUL NOW!
*kicks everyone in sight* GG.. whoah what?! NOOO, I TOOK TOO LONG TO WRITE THE POST!
*hides under a rock*
Zombie. Auto win. Suck my undead toe.
I just killed all of your heterosexualities. Fags.
Yay, Lookie is back.
*Explodes from excitement*
Throw a rock at that guy *pints at "that guy"*!
I transform into a T-Rex and eat you all with my godly powerful bite.
*still gathering energy*
*Punches Toma Kamijo*
Gather that energy Monbrey! Gather all that energy
WITH YOUR HEART
WITH YOUR SOUL
WITH YOUR LIFE.