I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO GIFT YOU. You have everything, and anything I can throw at your face is just blarg in comparison. But I think I settled on a gift this time.
BUT BEFORE THAT, SENTIMENTAL SPEECH TIME. Well, I tell you that I love you every time I see you, BUT I’LL SAY IT AGAIN NOW. I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR FACE. When you were first talking about leaving, I was legitimately sad. My friend wasn’t around as much, and I became increasingly anti-social as a whole. BUT THEN YOU WEREN’T ACTUALLY DEAD. The few glimpses of that green dancing man avatar - though there were only a few, they cheered me up every time I saw it. I somewhat convinced myself that you weren’t gone and you were just hiding, and it seemed to make things better. AND THEN YOU BROKE YOUR ANKLE. Though I felt sorry for you,
and this is going to sound soooooo bad
I was actually somewhat happy.
Hannah you’re an awful person go away forever.
IT MEANT I COULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU. AND I LOVE IT.
I can’t say too much more without revealing too many of our inside jokes, but the Queen always slaps her fish to make cake, her most bestest creation. Scooby Doo spits on his brother (Kevvvvviiiinnn) and buys a new purse but he already has one. I’ll text you but you don’t want to text me, so you’re dumb and I’m stupid. But that doesn’t matter, all I want for you is to hold Marvin the Cat every night. But it’s okay. Just remember that YOU’RE THE DEVIL.
Spinda has had a tough life. She feels constantly out of place because she feels that her powers over interpretive dancing are going to waste. She asked me if there was an organization she could join where her supreme abilities could be utilized, and I had no choice but to send her to you (she thought the X-Mons weren’t cool enough for her.) So here, have my tiny dancer. Make her feel at home!
DOUBLERAINBOW the Spinda
Abilities: Own Tempo, Tangled Feet
Level Up Moves: Copycat, Dizzy Punch, Double-Edge, Faint Attack, Flail, Hypnosis, Psybeam, Psych Up, Sucker Punch, Tackle, Teeter Dance, Thrash, Uproar
Obtained: National Park (Run#2 through the Woods)
Stick around more. I know you’re somewhat trapped in your own bed, but my arms are eternally open.
OH AND WILL YOU MARRY ME?
the answer is yes