After seeing the recent choices of new officials and moderators, I was quite appalled to find one of the URPG's most valiant, hard working, and talented members left off the list again:
Time and time again, the time has come for officials and moderators to be chosen, and each time, Near is, for reasons unknown to anyone, left off of the list. I have compiled a list of reasons why it is time for Near to claim his rightful spot among the staff members.
Near is a positive role model for the community. Before I met Near, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. After speaking with him, I decided that I wanted to grow up to help the mentally disabled. Near is also a better choice than all the other newly made and/or promoted staff members. For example, Kai-mei was made an official, even though Near is clearly much more intelligent and proficient in knowledge of Pokemon than her. In addition, WTP, a known troll, was promoted, while Near was still left out of the staff group. I call bias on the part of Pidge, HKim, Scourge of Nemo, Dog_of_Hellsing, and Phantom Kat, for their heinous decision to let another period of official making go by without Near being given the spot he deserves.
Why, just the other day, Near was talking to me, and he said several things to me, which I cannot repeat on BMG's forums (It rhymes with Bob Saget), and I was immensely touched. So much so, that I immediately went out and purchased sugar free candy to give to my diabetic neighbor, DaShawn. In any case, it was Near's words of wisdom that inspired me to do such. I truly believe, in the deepest corners of my heart and soul, that if Near were in charge of the URPG, not only would we be able to expand to such esteemed forums as PokeCommunity and Pokebeach, but that the URPG would gain members of entirely new demographics, such as the elderly, and young children. In fact, I have even made a demo of a possible URPG Wii game, for "casual" players, who will surely flock to the URPG once word gets out of Near's generosity and kindliness:
In conclusion, I believe that Near is the best, no, the only choice for our next moderator, and he should be chosen as soon as possible. Thank you for your time.
I speak four languages, help me practice please
Hablas conmigo en español, por favor
Vous parlez avec moi en français, s'il vous plaît
Get a life @_@ That's coming from a guy who spends a nice portion of his day playing Pokemon online with 60% fags..
I got dis...
The URPG has turned into the home of GIFs and trolls.
Lord have mercy on our souls.
- A nice poem to highlight the URPG's current state of decline.
~The Artist Formerly Known As PichuBoy~
Would you be happy if we kept it 'civil' and discussed the nature of URPG's economy?
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