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    [11:01:05 PM] Zima: On her bright little screen in the darkness
    She Skypes an improvised poem
    Not caring about the sense it makes
    She wonders if others create them too
    [11:04:19 PM] Matthew Allen: I recently began posting exclusively in poetry in one of my MafiaScum games. Does that count? :P
    [11:05:14 PM | Edited 11:05:50 PM] Zima: That last one didn't exactly rhyme
    It's late and I can barely think
    I promise you this time
    Rhyme will be in this and will link
    [11:06:26 PM | Edited 11:07:43 PM] Matthew Allen: Zima is posting
    In mostly free verse and I
    Have chosen Haiku
    [11:08:44 PM] Zima: How boring of you, Master Mew
    Of all types, why the simple Haiku?
    Seventeen syllables isn't enough
    But thinking of what to say can be rough
    [11:09:04 PM] Matthew Allen: A rhythm and a
    [11:09:13 PM] Matthew Allen: rhyme two lines at a time does
    [11:09:17 PM] Matthew Allen: not a poem make
    [11:10:33 PM] Zima: If I really took the time to make a long poem, I could, okay? XD
    [11:10:46 PM] Matthew Allen: :P
    [11:11:41 PM] Zima: It's late and I'm keeping myself occupied before I nod off.
    [11:11:48 PM] Zima: XD
    [11:11:55 PM] Matthew Allen: It's all in good fun
    I have meant nothing by it
    Haikus can be fun
    [11:13:10 PM] Matthew Allen: Here is an excerpt from the masterpiece that is my MafiaScum game :P
    [11:13:12 PM] Matthew Allen: You noted of Thor an omission, truly
    He ne'er had yet explained his read
    You asked him to explain it duly
    He chose not to pursue the lead
    You mused that it would better help
    If he were to explain
    Rather than be an impalpable whelp
    Yet he refused again
    Thrice you strummed this familiar chord
    You pressed him further still
    Would one who did not suspect the Nord
    Wield so strong a will?
    Forsooth I declare without a doubt
    Verily have you suspected the lout


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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Mew
    Because only Scum would vote for Ariana, right?
    [12:08:54 AM] Matthew Allen: I'm with you.
    [12:09:01 AM] Matthew Allen: Wait, no I'm not.
    [12:09:02 AM] Matthew Allen: :P
    [12:09:23 AM] Matthew Allen: You might even say I'm against you. Vote and all. :P
    Quote Originally Posted by sunburn
    (in voice chat) You sound like a bond villain
    [12:09:41 AM] Matthew Allen: Splendid rebuttal. I'll unvote.
    [12:09:43 AM] Matthew Allen: Wait, no I won't.
    Ladies and gentlemen, the Bond Villain defense.
    That's nice.

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    [3/21/2013 1:30:42 PM] Master Mew: I've always wanted to play [mafia] face to face. Not enough friends who play, though.
    [3/21/2013 1:32:33 PM] Nick Murray: Yeah.
    [3/21/2013 1:32:49 PM] Nick Murray: I think mafia woul be fun as a drinking game
    [3/21/2013 1:33:12 PM] Nick Murray: Take a shit every time you tell the [truth] and no one believes you
    [3/21/2013 1:33:24 PM] Nick Murray: Eventually it becomes its own scumtell
    [3/21/2013 1:33:30 PM] Nick Murray: Then the mafia get wise
    [3/21/2013 1:33:37 PM] Master Mew: lol
    [3/21/2013 1:33:48 PM] Master Mew: You meant shot, yes?
    [3/21/2013 1:33:53 PM] Nick Murray: [You] thought "wine in front of me" was bad just wait
    [3/21/2013 1:34:01 PM] Nick Murray: Omfg yes shot

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    After discovering that bestiality is legal in Vesna's state:

    [8:40:31 PM] Vesna: I am going to fuck a squirrel. BRB.

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    Paraphrasing here because I can't find the exact post, but Hitomi provided us with this during Mafia Scum Wars:

    Okay, but the last time I was town leader everyone caught fire so I don't know if this is the best idea.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zima
    My childhood just had a gun shoved up its ass.

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    From the DR Mafia:

    [22/08/2013 20:53:39] (Tsutarja) Ben: So, what's the situation so far?
    [22/08/2013 20:53:39] (Tsutarja) Ben: (worry)
    [22/08/2013 20:53:58] Buoy: my penis met oswin's butt in a war of sex
    [22/08/2013 20:54:04] (Tsutarja) Ben: omg
    [22/08/2013 20:54:06] Ruben Galea: who won?
    [22/08/2013 20:54:12] Buoy: my penis
    [22/08/2013 20:54:16] (Tsutarja) Ben: aww
    [22/08/2013 20:54:18] Ruben Galea: congratulations!
    [22/08/2013 20:54:20] Buoy: thank u
    [22/08/2013 20:54:23] Buoy: im very proud
    [22/08/2013 20:54:42] Buoy: however with great penis comes great responsibility ;(

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